Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
How you doin' these days?
See, the deal is, that poor innocent legitimate DUmmie had under 100 posts.....whereas MY undercover bad illegitimate DUmmie disguise has nearly as many posts as the ancient dowager empress of DUmmieland herself has, even though she's been mired in there longer.
So if the old lady is looking to find me, she'd better look at suspicious DUmmies with HIGH post counts.
Aw frank, you're just trying to get long time DUers banned! :)
Where is our Chubby-Cheeked Cherubic Charlatan? The Check Republic?
You mean we don't have supernatural powers. I've been wondering why everytime I jumped off my roof I couldn't fly. Somebody should have let me know sooner, could have saved me a lot of grief.
And right on cue...principal re-enters the fray at CU.
Have you ever read A Scanner Darkly, Frank?
Ah, geez.
The CUer "Disgruntled" is getting marching orders from the CUer "Principal," who of course is badboy or goodboy or bootlick or something like that.
IMs in CU flying back-and-forth between the two.
You suppose the CUer "Disgruntled" is.....the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt"?
Nah. Not quite boring enough.
I'm sure it's not personal but they made me look like a liar by deleting my posts.It's one thing to argue, I can handle that. These people deleted my posts and then told me to prove what I was saying. I couldn't. Oh well, lesson learned :)
No, sir, never have.
Anything good in it?
No but gruntled does like to boast at point that he has "inside info" that none of the rest of us are privy to.
Now they're trying to press me...without being able to read the deleted posts...to decide who's lying and who's not between you and Scott.
Talk about some F'n nerve on their part.
"Why do you think I wanted the top bunk. People thrashing above me would drive me crazy. Of course, I could have the fun of poking you all night."
No questions here as to why you want a top bunk, just an offer to be a lower bunk filler.
Seeing as the lower bunk is closer to the ground, it would be in my best interest to align my bunking position with you, seeing as there may be a lower bunk-filler position open.
Keep me posted on what Mr. Beandog has to say concerning our future arrangements...
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