DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?

[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]

Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.

[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]

Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]

Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?

[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]

Not feeling so great...

the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!

[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]

Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?

[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]

I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.

[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]

Got drugs?

[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]

yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.

[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]

Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!

[Just like he was back in ICU.]

I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.

[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]

God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.

[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]

[MarineMom613]

No, You're still active. Just go to members list and see everything they haven't deleted on you/your posts etc.

I think they like you over there.

[txradioguy]

Nah you would have gotten "The Question" from Gator.

If I haven't gotten that yet then I doubt that you have.

[cupcakes]

Hmm, thanks, I think.

[Charles Henrickson]

No AM DUFU edition tomorrow since I have an early doctor's appointment.

We'll take up a collection.

[franksolich]

Well, madam, you know, I liked it over there and all that, but it struck me the moderators are a little sensitive, and so when I was critical of losing my excellent masterpiece--a wonderful, splendid, polished, crafted masterpiece--over there, I figured I might have been shut off.

But really, madam, if you had seen that now-lost masterpiece, I am sure you would agree it was the finest piece of writing ever to grace the internet, anywhere.

It even beat the literary quality of the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt."

So I got a little upset about it, and vented over here, and since they over there read over here, I figured, ooops, kicked out.

[cupcakes]

LMAO!

[KJC1]

Well, the mods at FR here sure have me spoiled. Never seen them disrupt a thread like the CU mods did.

Mega Dittos.

I'm far behind on this thread, but wow was that ridiculous on CU today, lol! (And not just today, but today was the stupidest yet.)

[Barset]

This "receipt" has been tacked on the bb next to my monitor since you originally posted it. It is interesting to watch visitors' reactions to it; curiosity, astonishment (probably because unexpected), then uncontrollable laughter.

Belated thanks.

[imskylark]

"The first check was for $25,000 and the second for $7,000. Have they changed the amounts on the checks??"

No. I was talking about the 2nd form that Pitt posted the other day. It gave two amounts due, one was 43,000 and the other was $7,000 for the doctor. Miss Waverly stated that the $50,000 did NOT include the doctor. This 2nd form states that the $50,000 includes the doctor. There is a discrepancy here in what they are putting out. I noticed this when AndyScam posted on CU and showed some of the old postings. I was just asking to see if anyone else noticed this. There are so many things wrong with this situation and this is just one more that I noticed.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

I think it's mostly just a clique of people who got together to pretend they're more open minded that everybody else

 

I think for the most part they are conservative. If you check out the rest of the site it appears to be overwhelmingly conservative. I think the problem lies in:

 

1. Way too many mods. (There's a new one every time you turn around, and they wear that label like a chip on their shoulder. Mods are allowed to break the rules, yet they are the first to tell you that you screwed up This is a lousy practice)
2. Thread clean up (I don't understand the philosophy behind this practice, as it tends to change the whole perspective of the conversation.)
3. Mods are allowed to post in the threads. (I thought a mod was like a hall monitor. By getting involved you develop a bias that has no business in the discussion)
4. Personal attacks (they think it is entertainment. Unfortunately not everyone is so thick skinned as to ignore the "your momma is so......." jokes. Many folks take that real personal.)
5. Difficult interface (My first complaint about this is no html. Maybe I'm spoiled, but it is a heck of a lot easier to work with since I have used it for better than 10 years. Others may not agree with this one. NO attachments until you get past the newbie stage I guess, I'm not clear on that practice.)
6. Labeling of members (this is just a poor practice. If you think you get an initiation here, over there it is like walking on hot coals. They take great joy in letting you know you're a "noob". I just don't see how that advances the discussion at all.)

I give it a 5 out of 10............ 1 being the DUmpster and 10 being FR

[franksolich]

This, from CU, by AndyScam, in response to Disgruntled:

Funny. No ..strange that you can't/won't divulge real proof that Scamdy has cancer, had surgery planned for may10th, or prove that the supposed 50k collected wasn't actually 500k.

For all the doubters....

Gary Stephenson was unavailable for comment all day. The two people I chose as independent enough to corroborate what Hopkins corporate relations told me yesterday contacted me at 4pm this afternoon asking me if I could get another Hopkins official on the record today so that they could confirm.

I called and came to an even better arrangement.

Tonight I will be submitting my questions to the office of the vice president and WILL be receiving written answers via email tomorrow afternoon some time. I have sought legal advise to craft as many questions as possible that will not require a hipaa violation for answers. As this site will probably not be hosting this discussion I will arrange for the "document"" (lol) to be prominently posted elsewhere.

Interested parties WILL find it.

[CAluvdubya]

I went back and looked at that night. The proof that it was that night is the PM Scott sent to me (it does not talk about rules). Some giiberish I didn't and still don't get.

there were only three posts by me from two different threads that night. I know I posted more than that. They are gone. That site is contaminated! RUN AWAY! FAST!

[I_like_good_things_too]

I don't think you were very combative at all. It's a little different there-- I'm not going to run off, but perhaps I'll lurk a little longer trying to figure it out. There does seem to be a battle of the mods going on.

[ReeWalker]

I just don't see the point of trying to get any point across to the mods over at CU right now...They are fed up with all the chit and I think the whole Andy Scam mess has somewhat overwhelmed them...I know if I'd had to listen to all the chit flyin around..I'd be bi**hy too..

[I_like_good_things_too]

Yeah, I saw this. But in all seriousness, hopefully andyscam will have some way for everyone to verify to their satisfaction that his documentation is "real". You know what I'm saying? If you can fabricate receipts (you can) than surely you can fabricate an email "conversation", right? I'm waiting with an open mind and probably too much anticipation!

[franksolich]

You know, I am confused.

When I was a "host" on the America On-Line "college football chat" (got free America On-Line service for it), I LOVED the brawls, I ate up the brawls, I lusted for the brawls.

Talk about vigorous intellectual stimulation, those brawls about college football.

So surely to be a good moderator, one has to love conflict and controversy.

[MarineMom613]

I did you one better. I went back and looked through your replies as well as Any mod that may have been in those forums at those times ( I went between the 27th & 30th) Nothing there. I have been lurking there and the last 2 hours have been a riot. But like a train wreck I will hang around (lurking til 12 noon tomorrow) to see who else makes a cameo. I see already the Principal showed up tonite after the shutdown anouncement. Who knows, Maybe ANDY will pop in. :}

[Allosaurs_r_us]

What do you make of the latest "evidence" which even if true proves nothing?

 

Well I had to actually go out and do some chores........LOL... I have a horse trying to founder on me and she's a real pain in the natural flow of all that is serenity here on the ranch, so I have to catch back up.

 

If you are speaking of the checks, they certainly appear they have "doctored" them if they are indeed supposed to be the same ones we have seen before. That in itself suggests they cannot be trusted for any kind of evidence. I am to the point that anything they present now is a forgery until proven otherwise. They will hate that kind of scrutiny, but they have only themselves to blame.

[Jacktown]

I'm not registered on that board but read everything there. What you are saying is what happened and it was told to you by "Scott".
It was erased. I tried to find it for you. It's gone.

[beandog]

You know I went back and looked to try and find it and I found it odd how little of your posts I could find, especially since it shows you to have way more posts than are actually there. Weird. I do know what you said is correct though. I don't know who said it (I'm terrible about names but great on facts).

Don't worry about it though, you still have us.