Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Well, instead of nit-picking about whether or not employees of businesses can get sloppy or not, or whether different departments communicate efficiently together about things like payments received, I'd like to look at a point you raised. About whether or not this surgery was considered "elective". It was elective in the sense that he didn't HAVE to get it at JHH. So, maybe that's how they are able to require prepayment. Makes sense to me-- if not, why wouldn't absolutely everyone, regardless of ability to pay or insurance just step right up to JHH to get their procedures done? I actually have some time tonight, so I'll see what I can find--probably nothing, like usual!
She was always encouraging people to call the bank, not discouraging.
You have the best name ever! :)
Well, sir, you have a good nose for phonies.
What do you make of the latest "evidence" which even if true proves nothing?
Hi commonguy. By the way, I'm poster "ajwtfab" on CU-- I was reading the thread where you told them to go ahead and delete you (before you saw the post saying "stay, you seem welcome"). I was laughing, because I knew you probably hadn't seen that post yet. Ha ha.
What I find annoying is I have NO IDEA how I got the idiotic user name I have there-- I think my cat must have run across the keyboard or something. And there doesn't seem to be a way to change it. Oh well-- I think you continue to approach this andy thing rationally and I like seeing that. .
All the DUmmies are on drugs. The drugs called leftism! Of course that is what makes them so fun to laugh at!
I agree with that. I think it is part of their MO to "politicize" his situation-- make JH the scapegoat. I strongly suspect there was no original surgery planned (but I have nothing other than intuition to back that up). Blame JHH, rile up the DUmmies, get more money.
LMAO!!! this is rich!
Now Gruntled is claiming that on the Scamdy thread that he "gave me a spaking that no one will soon forget"!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*gasp* ...wait for it...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nope, no snoring. I hate snoring. I'm sure I have other bad habits that would drive you crazy though.
Thank you for the kind words. I kind of felt bad after I posted that and then Scott came along and said that to top it off.
Nice to know that was you that agreed!
Not in my nature to be combative like that.
I was waiting for you... contradicting yourself again?
Any link to any post where I told people to not call the bank? I could provide several where I was next to BEGGING people to call the bank. Anyone interested could just look at my previous posts and see how I bleated on annoyingly about it. But, I think I've already figured you out.
I think "disGruntled" wishes he could give you a spanking, if you know what I mean.
I'm working on Marriage #3...I doubt there is any "bad habits" you have that are new to me! LOL!
Thank you Proud 2BeTexan. It's scary the way history can get rewritten. I'd hate to have to figure out how to link old posts. Just to make an unimportant point.
Frankly, I was told by more than one person to stop being so annoying by begging people to call. LOL.
yes I know what you mean and that thought frightens me.
Wow, After those last few responses to you from the different mods and scott too, I swore you were being "gaslighted"
Scaaarrry....
Have I been banned there? Anybody know? Thought I was.
They are making it up as they go along. I believe that is a very new rule.
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