Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
So you're agreeing to agree?
They not only tarnished the name of Johns Hopkins, they also (a) gave fund-raising a bad name and (b) made it more difficult for people honestly in need to get assistance.
The Andyites have wrecked a lot of things; this is why they must, and shall, be stopped.
I remember the entire situation also, It was my first taste of the mods( Scott) open bias.
I tried going through your posts and his and didn't see anything relating to it.
Maybe that is part of Mods shutting down a thread to clean up
Absolutely. There are so many sorid twists to the plotline it amazes me.
You came just shortly after I came. It took me a while to say anything though because everybody seemed to know each other and I was a little nervous. In fact, if I remember correctly the first time I said anything was the night Pat was sitting in for Joe and Lawrence O'Donnell was screaming liar, liar creepy liar at the Swift Vet. I was so angry I finally had to say something. I was actually shocked when somebody talked to me. LOL
I don't think that is the site for me though.
But the Andyites never understand that the simpler something is, the easier it is.
When one keeps on adding this-and-that to a story, the story gets so full of decoration and ornamentation that it's hard to keep together.
And trying to add more to the story doesn't make it easier.
Ree Walker said it all last night: K.I.S.S.
I don't think they appreciate my sense of humor!
I hope your right. Of course, according to "disGruntled" and "idiotboy" we're all going to end up in the same jail. If that's the case, can I have the top bunk?
I remember Scott saying somthing to the effect that Mods could post but not in their own place...Mellie said it too...
You make a good point here- I bet people"send checks to the wrong JH department all the time..."
I've noticed you have done an enormous amount of research about JH.
There are at least 4 different buildings that have oncology related departments, each with it's own street address. They probably get checks sent to the wrong address many, many times and I find it highly unlikely that they would postpone life-saving surgery because of it.
You definitely are not losing it. That place has taken a real bizarre turn. I only went there after hearing about it here. Definite biases over there.
I love that one!
My family thinks I get way to worked up over things so I've learned to pretty much keep things to myself. They actually go out of their way to work me up so they can ask me why I'm in such a bad mood. They think it's funny, I don't.
You know now that I think about it I do remember that conversation. Somebody asked why mods were posting in threads, because it kind of stiffles debate when a mod is bashing you. I remember somebody saying that mods can post in the forums that they are not moderating.
Is that the same way you tried to get people to not call the bank?? People have called and the issue is not closed!
Scott is one of the Mods.
I've never had a problem with him. We get along fine.
In fact Until today...I've NEVER had a problem with any of the Mods. Here or at CU.
That was it.....
"If that's the case, can I have the top bunk?"
As long as you don't snore.
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