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DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?

[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]

Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.

[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]

Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]

Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?

[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]

Not feeling so great...

the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!

[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]

Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?

[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]

I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.

[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]

Got drugs?

[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]

yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.

[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]

Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!

[Just like he was back in ICU.]

I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.

[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]

God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.

[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; skinner; willpitt
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To: txradioguy
You dared to question the unethical insertion of a Mod, into the thread she was in charge of. How dare you!

I would never do anything like that :)

321 posted on 06/01/2005 5:12:28 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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To: beandog

Amen! They are a joke and as long as they continue in this direction, that's all they ever will be.


322 posted on 06/01/2005 5:12:34 PM PDT by cupcakes
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To: franksolich; gate2wire

gate2wire posted the JH info i believer


323 posted on 06/01/2005 5:12:52 PM PDT by Repub4bush ("Official Foliage Finder" ------Mark Levin the next supreme court justice! :))
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To: imskylark

The first check was for $25,000 and the second for $7,000. Have they changed the amounts on the checks??


324 posted on 06/01/2005 5:14:43 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: jennyjenny

Boy Jenny, you have them painted. LMAO--it is kind of funny actually. Just goes to prove what a bright bunch FR regulars are. They can see through b*llship a mile away.


325 posted on 06/01/2005 5:14:47 PM PDT by cupcakes
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To: Purrcival

I posted that info. I called the main operator and asked where to send cards for patients. She asked the name, I gave it and spelled it. She gave me Undie's info just that easily. I believe Krodg verified but may be wrong.


326 posted on 06/01/2005 5:14:47 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: beandog

Exactly beandog! That is precisely what I think as well.


327 posted on 06/01/2005 5:16:43 PM PDT by cupcakes
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To: gate2wire
Hmm, how hard would it be to check into a hospital under an assumed name?
328 posted on 06/01/2005 5:16:53 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke?)
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To: cupcakes

They're very schizo. Would somebody please explain to me why people enter a thread they have no interest in and complain how boring and stupid everybody in that thread is. Why does it bother them that other people might be interested in something they aren't. We get some of that here too but I've never seen them manage to shut down an entire thread because of it.

We may have our fights around here but, for the most part, it's a great place to be.


329 posted on 06/01/2005 5:17:54 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: cabojoe

Beautiful and so true. Kudos to freepers for seeing through the bullcrud so quick! You all are class acts imo!


330 posted on 06/01/2005 5:18:08 PM PDT by cupcakes
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To: hipaatwo

saving my seat


331 posted on 06/01/2005 5:18:31 PM PDT by hipaatwo (When you're in trouble you want all your friends around you...preferably armed!)
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To: decal

Understood, but I gave the name I knew and was told his room #. That's all I did.


332 posted on 06/01/2005 5:18:55 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: commonguymd

ping to post #275, new cashier checks to copy to the DU_Alert group


333 posted on 06/01/2005 5:19:06 PM PDT by Amityschild (DUmmie is as DUmmie does)
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To: gidget7
hmmmmmmmm oh gee I wonder, were the first set false?? Are this set false?? or are BOTH sets false??

The first false set of false documents were really the faked false documents that they posted first that were false!

334 posted on 06/01/2005 5:19:08 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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To: txradioguy
"Oh, and I am told by a reliable source that the nice folks over at FreeRepublic.com have verified the first two checks are legit and that they cleared."

Verified by some and disputed by others (mostly just me).

335 posted on 06/01/2005 5:20:37 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: txradioguy
Sure TX I will tell you..........you weren't. And BTW, what is she talking about??? You rescued her from a babysitting job? Did she get fired for watching threads instead of the kids??
336 posted on 06/01/2005 5:23:01 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: gate2wire
Sure, there was no way you could have known whether Mr Stephenson was actually there or not - it's not as though you would have been allowed to visit him...
337 posted on 06/01/2005 5:23:27 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke?)
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To: Krodg

Okay when we started being called "nice folks over at FreeRepublic.com" by lying DUmmies it's time for us to reevaluate. I also want to know who the mole is over here that is the "reliable source".

Anybody have any suggestions? By the way, I was one of the others.


338 posted on 06/01/2005 5:23:30 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: franksolich

If I was the one who got that monster thread pulled then I truely apoligize to all, especially Free Republic itself.
The info was readily given. The number was given to me by another department of Johns Hopkins.


339 posted on 06/01/2005 5:24:02 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: gate2wire

Well, there were a couple of other issues involved, but that's all water under the dam.

We got what we needed, and need.


340 posted on 06/01/2005 5:25:37 PM PDT by franksolich (watching the DUmmies not watching us)
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