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DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?

[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]

Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.

[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]

Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]

Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?

[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]

Not feeling so great...

the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!

[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]

Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?

[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]

I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.

[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]

Got drugs?

[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]

yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.

[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]

Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!

[Just like he was back in ICU.]

I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.

[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]

God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.

[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; skinner; willpitt
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To: All

LOL! I just got back from the supermarket and it looks like Tom Cruise has an "I'M NOT GAY" campaign going on. While in the checkout line I was surrounded by lots of magazines featuring Tom Cruise with a goofy smile on the covers declaring his LOVE for Katie Holmes. Cruise was even on the cover of Readers Digest. The magazine racks are now full of periodicals whose basic message is to convince you that "TOM CRUISE IS NOT GAY!!!"


201 posted on 06/01/2005 2:24:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Amityschild

"formicaries" are ant-farms.

"formicarious" means "like an ant-farm."

And it's definitely not copacetic in P-J's formicarium, although the ancient dowager empress has yet to defenestrate the boy-emperor.


202 posted on 06/01/2005 2:25:15 PM PDT by franksolich (watching the DUmmies not watching us)
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To: franksolich; All

And just as the heats starts to get turned up on "gruntled" and he's going to start having to answer real questions and NOT spin the lies further...the forum Mod jumps in and locks the thread for "cleanup".


203 posted on 06/01/2005 2:34:17 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: txradioguy
For those of you not looking in on the Gruntled fiasco at CU
 
Little hard to keep track since we keep getting these "locking thread for clean up" posts. 

204 posted on 06/01/2005 2:35:02 PM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: franksolich; All

We should make a list of all of the issues with that first document, all in one place.

I'm sure I'm missing some here, but it's a start:

1. First fax date is Apr. 27, notation in margin says surgery is scheduled for week of May 23 (even though Andy said surgery was for May 10, back on on April 27)

2. No name of patient

3. Many boxes aren't checked


205 posted on 06/01/2005 2:35:23 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: franksolich
And it's definitely not copacetic in P-J's formicarium, although the ancient dowager empress has yet to defenestrate the boy-emperor.
 
Now you're just showin' off......LOL

206 posted on 06/01/2005 2:37:03 PM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: franksolich
There have been no fewer than THREE defenestrations in Prague's history, in 1419, 1618 and 1948.

Must be like Mardi Gras or something: "Hey, if you throw Leoš out the window I'll give you these beads!"

Remember to wear an airbag when you visit...
207 posted on 06/01/2005 2:38:39 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke?)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

I know I complimented the Mod on their kick save (Hockey term) just as is was getting uncomfortable for Gruntled.

This is the same mod that sais we had to "talk nice" to Pitt while he proceeded to come fling monkey poo all over CU.


208 posted on 06/01/2005 2:40:37 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

Great Gruntled is the one refusing to answer questions and I get told by the mod that I need to stick to asking questions and staying on topic!

WTF???


209 posted on 06/01/2005 2:44:47 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: decal
Must be like Mardi Gras or something:

LOL! I'll have to remember that for Mardi Gras this year! "DEFENESTRATE ME SOMETHIN, MISTA!"

210 posted on 06/01/2005 2:45:04 PM PDT by Melpomene
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To: Fenris6

Well, I said some not so favorable things over here about the mods at CU. So what? I'm not signed up over there and no longer intend to. Am I not allowed to say that? lol.


211 posted on 06/01/2005 2:52:35 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: jennyjenny; All

Well the Mod overseeing the Scamdy threads has done a great job of cleaning up the crime scene...no evidence of Gruntled's claims of knowing other users IP addresses...he gets to keep his halo he's been given.


212 posted on 06/01/2005 3:05:49 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: txradioguy

When a supposedly conservative site allows itself to be used by anti-American, anti-military POS and dumps on the people that are on their side something isn't right. I think they have the "Bill Clinton Syndrome". Somehow they think they have rock stars in "idiotboy", "disGruntled" and the Grand DUmmie Pitt.

For people who claim to hate the DUmmies and spend so much time talking about them they sure do have a problem with others joining in.


213 posted on 06/01/2005 3:07:05 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: txradioguy

Another thing if they really wanted the talk about Scamdy to stop they'd stop it. They remind me of state governments claiming they're raising taxes on cigarettes to get people to stop when we know if they really wanted people to stop they'd make it illegal.


214 posted on 06/01/2005 3:09:25 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: beandog

IT's the slippery slope one faces when you allow libs from the DUmp to live and opine on your conservative site.

On one hand I find it highly admirable and a direct slap in the face to the DUmp.

We DO attempt to make the DUmmies that post there back up their wild @ss BS.

But now you're seeing the downside of the issue.


215 posted on 06/01/2005 3:12:59 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: beandog
I beginning to think they keep the thread open just so the mods can go in there a beat their chests all day long. I've never seen anything like it as far as message boards go. They treat certain posters like they are 3rd graders then give badboy and gruntled a pass over and over again. It's ridiculous...or as badboy likes to say, rediculous.
216 posted on 06/01/2005 3:13:30 PM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: beandog

"Another thing if they really wanted the talk about Scamdy to stop they'd stop it."

Agreed.


217 posted on 06/01/2005 3:13:38 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us; franksolich
Some people believe it is fine to throw ethics out the window

You mean, to defenestrate ethics?

218 posted on 06/01/2005 3:20:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Andy?)
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To: jennyjenny
I don't get it either. At the beginning of this I had never heard of them. Then somebody over here mentioned them. I went and took a look. It took me very little time to figure out what was going on but it went from bad to worse. I'm glad I never signed up.

It's their board and they can run it anyway they want to but don't pretend to be something you're not. I think it's a little clique they have. We have some of that here but there's so many people that it can usually be ignored.
219 posted on 06/01/2005 3:20:30 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: txradioguy; franksolich
I just got cought up on this thread.

So nothing from Andyscam with answers to his questions. Gruntled woke up from his nap (taken while ickyboy cursed at everyone earlier)and took over for ickyboy and beth (whatever her screen name is)

The CU Mods are taking up with DUers.

Has Frank gone out for cigs today?

220 posted on 06/01/2005 3:22:27 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Let's exercise the "Byrd" option!)
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