Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Since when does a PI let their prey know that they are watching them? Just another "scare" tactic. Gruntled threatening jail, etc. All it does is show that "someone" is afraid. They've been throwing documents and threats around to deter any fact-finding.
Why all these "proof that Andy is not a scammer" documents weren't introduced as soon as there was a question shows it all STINKS! I wouldn't let this "PI" disrupt the board.
Hell, I've been watching the andyscam drama from CU. I'm just wondering when pittstain threatened andy.
He is a really smart PI. Went to the Barney Fife school of criminal Science. LOL
I don't get why they would care what we do if they're on the up and up? They're just trying to intimidate us.
Now do we want to keep this thread alive with Scam info? Or take it to the new DUFU thread?
What to do?
New thread here;
Your Linguistic Profile: |
| 50% General American English |
| 35% Yankee |
| 10% Dixie |
| 5% Upper Midwestern |
| 0% Midwestern |
So I go to pick up my mail 40 hours ago, and there is not only the return receipt but also the original telegram; the return receipt marked "not found at this address."
Oh my.
Hmmm.
Andy not found at that address on the date of his surgery according to Western Union.
Just, hmmm.
Well, that linguistics test was fun! Here's my profile:
Your Linguistic Profile:
70% General American English
10% Dixie
10% Upper Midwestern
5% Midwestern
5% Yankee
The Midwestern influence comes from my 37 years living in various parts of the Midwest (Ohio, Michigan, Illinois). The Dixie influence comes from my 13 years in the Atlanta area. I don't know WHERE the heck the Yankee influence comes from - unless it's from my husband, who was born in NYC.
Oh...I forgot:
One of my pet peeves here in the South is the use of "might could" or "might would" (as in, "I might could do that"). I've heard people with Master's degrees talking like that here. Of course, they would never write that way, but it's a colloquialism. Another one is "fixin' to" (as in, "I'm fixin' to go to the store").
That's disgusting. Can you imagine the howls of outrage in DUmmieLand if anyone had done that with Jimmuh Cahtuh or Bill Clinton?
But it's supposedly "OK" because it's the President they hate.
What's even more pathetic is that they belieeeeeeeve that if enough people vote for Michael Moore-on as the "greatest American" on a little-watched cable channel that not that many people will be watching, it will "send a message" and cause people to sit up and take notice. And this, of course, will cause people to think that maybe Michael Moore-on was right, and maybe Bush will be impeached as a result! And Kerry, in all of his glory, will ride into the White House on a white stallion and take his "rightful" place <:roll eyes here>. They belieeeeeeeve! THEY BELIEEEEEEEVE! The Kerry face on the Democrat grilled cheese sandwich told them so! And someone saw the face of Kerry formed by water runoff in a tunnel on the freeway, so it must be so!
What a bunch of pathetic losers.
Oh my! I say fixin' to all the time. Have a friend who was born and raised in TX but lives on the west coast now. The more animated she gets when we're talking the more that TX twang comes out...you can take the girl out of TX, but....
Cindie
Well...at least "fixin' to" isn't nearly as bad as "might could"/"might would". :-)
On to the new thread...
I just read the Andy/Your Family thread....
Am so sorry you had to suffer this, unbelievable. I was willing to give him the benefit of a doubt over the past while but that post of his shows me what kind of person he really is.
Anyway, best of luck to you and your efforts in regards to election frauds (of all colours).
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