Posted on 05/10/2005 8:34:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
There are about 300 million people in America and out of that vast number the ONE person who just so happened to have been a partner in crime with the Bev Harris election fraud scandal pleads with DUmmieland to give him $25,000 for an operation at Johns Hopkins hospital. If you remember, Bev Harris conned the DUmmies out of at least $300,000 because of her claim that she was just “$10 away” from proving election fraud. I say at least $300,000 because that is all that Bev unofficially claimed even though by LAW she was supposed to officially let the public know how much she scammed due to filing as a non-profit corporation with the Feds. Soooo….. After being scammed by Bev bigtime guess who comes along and pleads for MORE money? None other than her partner in crime….Andy Stephenson. You would think that would raise alarm bells in DUmmieland but nooooooo, they unquestioningly handed over their money like the good suckers they are. Not only that, after Andy received the $25,000 (which wasn’t delivered to the Johns Hopkins “money lady” as promised) he comes back to the DUmmies and asks for ANOTHER $25,000. At that point I thought even the DUmmies would become somewhat skeptical but nooooooo, led by the cheerleading Pied Piper Pitt, they went over the cliff listening to his reassuring pipe tune and shelled out yet MORE money. So this morning Andy was scheduled to enter Johns Hopkins FOR SURE. Guess what? He didn’t. Perhaps you aren’t the least bit surprised by this OBVIOUS scam but in DUmmieland they are shellshocked. Can it be? Were we really scammed despite all the alarm bells ringing about this for months? So now we come to DUmmie Skinner, the absolute STUPIDEST forum administrator ever to explain that, um yes, there is the possibility that we feeble minded fools were scammed ONCE AGAIN. So now let us laugh at the comedy routine of Skinner’s lame excuses as well as the replies of the feeble-minded DUmmies which you can see in this THREAD titled, “About the Andy Stephenson situation.” As usual the GULLIBLE DUmmie posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, continually falling out of his chair from the laughter, is in the [brackets]:
About the Andy Stephenson situation
[Yeah, tell us all about it DUmmie Skinner. I am ready for some great comedy.]
Many of you have been following the posts about Andy Stephenson's surgery for pancreatic cancer, and a large number of you have been generous enough to donate to the cause. I am touched by how big-hearted this community is when it comes to our attention that one of our own is in need. Earlier today someone claimed that the entire thing was a hoax to scam our members out of their money.
[Scamming DUmmies out of money? Isn’t that sort of like stealing candy from a baby? Actually it’s EASIER.]
Allow me to be clear: I have my own opinion about whether this is legit or a hoax, but it is only that: an opinion. I do not know the truth. It has long been the policy of Democratic Underground not to vouch for anyone who uses this website in order to raise money, and we have not done so in this case. It is our preference to let our members weigh the evidence, and decide for themselves if they feel comfortable donating or not.
[You don’t know the truth as to whether it was a hoax or not? So why did you allow DUmmieland to be a platform for a scam operation, Skinner? Oh, you thought it could be 50-50 so with those odds you took a chance that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t a scam even though Stephenson was a partner in crime with Bev Harris….the last person who EASILY scammed DUmmieland.]
Our policy of not verifying anyone should not be interpreted as a statement about the legitimacy of any claim, including this one. Put yourself in our position. If we say "we think this is legit" then we might help someone in need, but we are personally responsible if it turns out to be a hoax. But if we say "we don't think this is legit" then we might protect people from being scammed, but there is a chance that a person in need goes without help. So, we're kinda stuck.
[Attention all con artists! It’s open season in DUmmieland. Their dopey administrator will sit idly by sucking his thumb while you shill the suckers for buku bucks.]
The problem is made worse by the fact that we all know that the potential for abuse is huge. A group of people just raised a huge amount of money -- twice as much money in two weekends than DU itself raises during any of its week-long quarterly fund-drives. And they didn't even have to provide any proof whatsoever. (Again, let me repeat: This is not a statement on the legitimacy of Andy Stephenson's situation. I'm just trying to be honest about the issues involved.)
[You bet the potential for abuse is huge. Let’s see, Skinner. Two partners in crime run a money scam on Dummieland just a few months apart. Oh, my condolences about how you fail to even raise as much money as Andy. Maybe you should tell the DUmmies you are just $10 away” from having an ingrown toenail operation.]
Here's what we all know.
[Somewhere between nil and nothing.]
Some people have raised a large amount of money -- mostly from the members of Democratic Underground, but also from some other websites -- which they claim will be used to pay for surgery for Andy Stephenson at Johns Hopkins University Hospital. They say the surgery was supposed to be today, but it was postponed.
[Surprise! Surprise!]
Earlier today, a DU member by the name of MrNiceGuyDied posted a few messages claiming that he had been in contact with a Dr. Cameron at Johns Hopkins University Hospital, who told him that this was a hoax.
[A…a HOAX? Surely you jest.]
Then, a DU member by the name of qanda started a thread claiming the same thing. The thread by qanda did not mention the posts by MrNiceGuyDied. In the thread, qanda gave the impression that qanda had called Dr. Cameron and was told that this was a hoax.
[There’s a whole lot of hoaxin’ goin’ on!]
All hell broke loose. The moderators and I had to step in and lock all the threads.
[Batten down the hatches! Lock all the threads! The Good Ship DUmmieland is sinking!]
qanda posted an apology in my thread which said this: "I apologize for starting the thread questioning the story about Andy. I am way too cynical, and should not have been so quick to believe someone who had no clue." So, qanda seems to be saying that their thread was based on the post by MrNiceGuyDied, but that is not clear.
[A lot isn’t clear to you, DUmmie Skinner, but continue…]
Here's what you don't know.
[Everything.]
MrNiceGuyDied is a troll. He was formerly banned from DU under half a dozen other usernames, all of which were heavily involved in stirring up trouble on the BBV issue. There is absolutely no reason to take any of his posts seriously.
[Stirred up trouble over the BBV issue? Don’t tell me that he accused the (GASP!) beloved Bev Harris of being a con artist?]
qanda sent me a private message apologizing for the thread. After I sent her a rude response (I'm sorry, I was very angry), qanda said that they did in fact call Dr. Cameron. So that is the context of the thread.
[So qanda DID call Dr. Cameron and it WAS a hoax. What’s with this context shtick?]
Other people have sent me private messages vouching for Andy.
[“Andy is just $10 away from having surgery.”]
I did not want to share this piece of information, but in light of recent events, I think that DU members need to know that the administrators actually do care about what get posted here. Even though we don't vouch for people, we have been very concerned about the possibility for abuse.
[I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.]
When the goal for the fund drive suddenly changed from $25,000 to $50,000, we started to get concerned. Last week I called Johns Hopkins Hospital to try to verify that Andy Stephenson is actually getting surgery. Every person I talked to gave me the same answer: Federal privacy laws forbid them from disclosing the names of patients. I want to be clear: My actions are not a reflection on Andy or any other members of this website. I was hoping to quietly verify Andy's story myself, and nobody would be the wiser.
[I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain.]
Yesterday, as part of my search, I was directed to an individual at Johns Hopkins with the job title of "patient representative". We have been playing phone tag since then, so we haven't talked yet. Given the previous responses, I am pretty doubtful that she can help us out.
[You need to talk to the “money lady.”]
Given that this has become an issue, I think we all need to do what we can to put all the concerns to rest.
[A rubber mallet applied to the head should do the trick.]
I think that Andy Stephenson obviously wants to set the record straight and clear his name. And I would like to put the concerns of the DU membership to rest. Here's what I propose.
[Marriage?]
Andy Stephenson and I need to talk this out on the telephone. He needs to somehow release Johns Hopkins Hospital from their privacy restrictions so they can talk to me directly and verify that the surgery is taking place, and verify that it does cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $50,000.
[Andy Stephenson is just “$10 away” from signing that release.]
Then, we will report back to you, and all these concerns will be put to rest. I will send Andy Stephenson a private message with our office phone number.
[Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting Andy Stephenson and his amazing Disappearing Act!]
Thank you, everyone, for your understanding as we work our way through this.
[And thank you, DUmmie Skinner, for the laughs. And now let us see what your brainwave challenged fellow DUmmies have to say…]
Thank you Skinner. You are great at what you do!
[Sitting idly by sucking his thumb while his forum DUmmies gets scammed AGAIN right under his nose.]
This is not funny at all.
[I beg to disagree. I find all this to be a LAUGH RIOT!]
And I am sure Andy will do anything to clear his name in which idiots from the outside has wrecked.
[Andy Stephenson is just $10 away from clearing his name.]
You must cringe when you log on first thing every morning, not knowing what fresh hell you're going to uncover.
[Or what DUmmie FUnnies edition goes online.]
What a nightmare for the admins. I am way too trusting on this kind of fundraising. But we don't have to look too far back in time to see examples of scams taking place.
[Merely look back a few months to see Andy’s partner in crime, pulling off another scam on DUmmieland.]
Flame me if you must, but there were simply far too many red flags for me to be at all comfortable with it. I'm not sure I believe any of it anymore, and I think a few people have taken advantage of the tremendous generosity and caring of DUers. Sometimes I think we libs can be a bit too naive and trusting than is good for us in many situations.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Are you saying you think this is a scam?
[Somehow I can just barely perceive a very very faint glow in the lightbulb filament hovering over your tiny head.]
Now, let's start sending our positive energy to Andy, again. He needs it.
[Even better. Start sending your money to Andy again. He needs it.]
Thanks, Skinner. You seem to be handling this appropriatel
[…AFTER sitting idly by and allowing his fellow DUmmies to toss $50,000 away on an obvious AndyScam.]
To have this come up is unbearable. I think that many of us got this nasty feeling in the pits of our stomachs earlier - not because we doubt Andy but because we know the hornets' nest that we have suddenly walked in to.
[Or maybe because the DUmmie FUnnies has been warning you about this for weeks on an almost daily basis.]
It should be no problem for Andy to give you a short, written medical authorization that will permit Johns Hopkins to verify some facts for you.
[Andy should be sending in that authorization any day now…from Costa Rica.]
I feel so sick about all of this. I can't imagine how Andy feels. I can't imagine how Skinner and the Admins feel, either, having to deal with this.
[Andy Stephenson is just $10 away from telling you how he feels.]
No one -- no one -- is excused from the obligation to account for money that they have collected for a good cause no matter how good the cause. There can be no expectation of privacy where the patient has himself put his own personal information, including hospital and diagnosis, on several websites for purpose of collecting funds.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
I remember Will Pitt being angry because someone was questioning the idea of donating.
[Pied Piper Pitt hates healthy skepticism in all its forms.]
we have to have solidarity!
[Attention DUmmie lemmings! Jump off the cliff TOGETHER!]
i quit and I hope you guys can get yourselves together enough to issue a public apology to andy...
[We’re sorry, Andy, that we are so feeble minded that we allowed you to scam us!]
I can no longer be a part of DU as much as it pains me. I write this with tears people. I love this place, but I can no longer be part of this community unless a public apology is issued to Andy.
[FORGIVE US, Andy! Here’s another 50 grand.]
Feel free to ask Andy for his medical records. He did say he is willing to provide them to Skinner... will that be enough? Or will you need to actually examine them for yourself?
[Andy WILL be sending in his medical records…right after John Kerry signs his Form 180.]
Bev is out of the elections fraud business. She spent the money, no one knows where it went or what happened to it.
[5 star hotel suites and room service massages.]
Well, I have and I nearly blew lunch when I read the subject line of the email. I kid you not, it said " BEV HARRIS, "THE ERIN BROCKOVICH OF ELECTIONS," IS COMING TO BOSTON!" She's charging $10 a head to hear her speak. The rest of the text of the email was very unsetteling too.
[Bev Harris is just $10 away from speaking about election fraud.]
She apparently blew the $$$. So? I gave $$ to AS anyway.
[DUmb DUmb DUmmie!]
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH ANDY. On the Scale of Shit He Has to Deal With, this has got to rate up there with aliens from Mars and the potential eruption of Yellowstone. But he understands that an accusation has been made, and that Skinner is in a rotten position because of it.
Skinner: Andy is in the car with Ted, and is about 40 minutes away from a computer, so he can't get to your PM with your number for the next little bit. I have PMed you his cell number. If you can, please call him so the two of you can talk personally and get this squared away. He will give you what you need to clear this up, and thanks again for handling this so well.
[So chimed Pied Piper Pitt. Andy Stephenson is just 40 minutes away from a computer and $10 away from making a phone call to clear this all up.]
If Will Pitt says it's legit, it's legit.
[It sure is. This is just as legit as Kerry overturning the election by having his lawyer file an obscure legal answer in an equally obscure Ohio court. Hey, Pied Piper Pitt told us that was legit too.]
It is right and proper to ask for proof. A person can be a wonderful person to go out drinking and talking and kicking up dust with -- and still be a scammer. My friend was very charming and lots of fun. That didn't make her honest.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
I trust Andy and I trust Will Pitt who ain't stupid and proves to be a good friend to Andy.
[There’s one of you guys born every minute.]
While I felt betrayed by Bev, I never thought twice about giving to Andy. It didn't occur to me to doubt, though I do not know him personally. Nothing has changed here.
[You are correct. Nothing has changed there. After being suckered by Bev you were also suckered just as easily by Andy. Nothing has changed.]
Skinner, I IMPLORE you to please start another thread...please!
[Please Skinner! PLEASE allow us to be scammed again!!!]
Skinner, any updates? I'm not in the questioning mode, but I'd like to know if Andy's making progress in getting the surgery scheduled. Can you fill us in?
[Calling Skinner! Calling Andy! I know it was 1:50 PM when Pied Piper Pitt said that Andy was only 40 minutes away from a computer and we haven’t heard from him yet even though it is already 7:12 PM when I made this post. Of course, I’m not in a questioning mode. Heh. Heh. But WHERE is Andy???]
How long do we have to wait for an answer? How long can it take to verify this?
[You are just $10 away from getting an answer.]
It seems it's a simple process for him to authorize a doctor or someone else at JH to talk to Skinner.
[Andy is just $10 away from authorizing a doctor to talk to Skinner.]
I had my doubts at the beginning, but the evidence has since piled in and I felt confident enough to send Andy some cash.
[Keep it coming! Andy Stephenson is just $10 away from catching a flight to Costa Rica.]
Will do, but the DUmmie ant-farm is pretty quiet right now; it might be hours before anything happens--but I will move the DUMMIE ALERT!s over here.
All your pennies are belong to me!
DUmmies are the reason the Nigerian scammers are still in business. Did they all recieve an "I am ANDY STEPHENSON an employee of Black Box Voting" e-mail?
Thanks that's great. It pulls me to within $10 of saving my a$$. Keep it coming everyone!
"Jethuth Chritht. Who needths a flush?
I think he could be referrng to Bev Harris getting revenge. She's a whacko fraudster so she is capable of sliming Andy.
"Has the Great Undini pulled a disappearing act?"
No he's still around. Started a thread so he could post a pic of the new puppy he and his male "partner" bought.
God commands that we be careful about thinking before we speak, and in reply 295, I had made the premature comment, "he's gone, he's flown the coop, with the loot"--a statement I was making on the basis that the DUmmie Andy Stephenson had not appeared in DUmmieland for several hours, ever since the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" had asked him to return his telephone calls, and to sign a medical release.
But as my reply 295 was being written, reply 296 by speed_addiction was also being written, the exact same minute; I had apparently left DUmmieland a minute or two too soon, while speed_addiction was still in there, and caught the DUmmie Andy Stephenson responding.
Thus my stunned shock, as stated in reply 298.
You know, there are a lot of things about God, and one of them is that God is a good practical joker, suddenly and abruptly tossing banana-peels in front of those who get carried away, so as to teach them humility.
And I am indeed humbled.
And so this is my apology to the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, for having shot off my mouth too soon, insinuating he had already taken the cash and headed for parts unknown; I should have waited before I spoke.
I have been following the DUmmie Andy Stephenson ever since the "Bev Harris issue" broke in Free Republic, and about three months ago, established that the authentic real-life Andrew Stephenson of Seattle, Washington is in fact the same person as the DUmmie Andy Stephenson in DUmmieland.
I was intrigued; it seemed to me while everybody else was going after Bev Harris, there was "bigger game" being ignored.
There is nothing remarkable about Bev Harris, who is after all a common ordinary run-of-the-mill "average" confidence man, buncombe artist, snake-oil salesman, and so despite her flimflammery, Bev Harris presents no threat to the Republic.
The DUmmie Andy Stephenson however is a different matter, a not-so-obvious con-man, and a better one than Bev Harris could ever be, as demonstrated by the blind loyalty of so many child-like DUmmies who laugh at any belief in God, but who at the same time believe in fairies.
And so while everybody else was like a pack of hounddogs in pursuit of an old crow, I was chasing after a big fat plump vulture.
Once his "pancreatic cancer" was diagnosed--a very long time ago now--I became very intrigued by the behavior of the DUmmie Andy Stephenson; behavior which I have never in my life observed in others suffering cancer or other grievous ailments.
Someone diagnosed with pancreatic cancer immediately and without hesitation, "shuts down" all meaningless things in his life; he does not refuse offers of medical assistance, he does not play and cavort 2,000 miles away from home, and the matter of election fraud becomes meaningless to him.
The Washington (state) Department of Social Services offered the DUmmie Andy Stephenson medical assistance, and immediately.....which the DUmmie Andy Stephenson spurned.
Again, this is not the reaction of a reasonable person afflicted with pancreatic cancer; a reasonable person afflicted with pancreatic cancer grasps at all straws, hoping there are enough to hold him, to save him.
After the fund-raiser in DUmmieland for the DUmmie Andy Stephenson had begun, and since I had without a doubt established the true identity of the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, I contacted the Washington (state) Department of Social Services about the matter, after which I was directed to send, by fastest regular mail possible, all documentation to one of their fraud investigators.
I had speculated, perhaps wrongly, that the DUmmie Andy Stephenson would ultimately return to the Washington (state) Department of Social Services.....in which case he would again have to declare his income and assets.
I wanted to be sure he did that; I am sure the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, like myself, is concerned about the exploitation of the working and the poor classes, who are burdened with higher taxes so as to make up for shortfalls caused by people with income and assets who avoid paying taxes.
I just needed to be sure that if the DUmmie Andy Stephenson went back to the Washington (state) Department of Social Services, that he would remember to claim all this fund-raising income, on which his social services medical benefits would be based.
Well, the DUmmie Andy Stephenson did not abscond with the loot, and is probably in Johns Hopkins (although not necessarily for pancreatic cancer; possibly for some other affliction)--and I again apologize to the DUmmie Andy Stephenson for my too-quick, premature, comment that he had already run away, bags of money in his hands.
On another issue, the DUmmie Andy Stephenson is no novice when it comes to paying taxes, and is probably aware that contributions from others raised on his behalf are a form of income that is sometimes taxable, and which always must be reported.
Everyone here in Free Republic knows what I do for a living; no form 1040EZ and earned-income credit for the DUmmie Andy Stephenson.
If the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, for the tax year 2005, uses the 1040 and several forms and schedules to explain his income, and honestly reports his income and its sources, the DUmmie Andy Stephenson should have no problem.
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Probably conservativeunderground.com. They don't allow postings from there.
Also, if Undie *is* really going in for surgery, good luck man! Surgery has always scared the hell out of me whenever I had to go - I wish you the best!
You still need to get a real job though, because what you're doing for a job is one-sided, biased crap!
As someone pointed out to me somewhere else....isn't it kinda ironic that this big champion of socialized medicine for the people....decides that when it comes to him it isn't good enough and insists on flyng across the country to an elite cancer treatment center?
Excellent point and well said. Liberal elites always expect better treatment than the "proletariat".
It's been one of my questions to DUmmies all along.
What's wrong with the Cuban health-care system that can't cure the DUmmie Andy Stephenson?
What's wrong with the Canadian health-care system that can't cure the DUmmie Andy Stephenson?
He's online as of 8:03 this morning starting a thread posting a pic of a puppy he and his new boyfriend have bought.
?????
Shouldn't he be in surgery prep?
ROFLMFAO!!!!!
Anyone in the John Hopkins area willing to stop by with a 'get well' bouquet for Undie? (or 'John Smith', whatever that alias was)
SPEED!!! What's up buddy!
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