DUmmie FUnnies 03-21-05 ("Draft in 75 days? Could it be?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Do any of you own a racehorse or knows someone who owns racehorses? If so, I know a GREAT way to help publicize the DUmmie FUnnies. Simply name one of the better racehorses, "DUmmie FUnnies." That way the DUmmie FUnnies can appear on the sport pages. I'm no big race horse fan (other than my fascination of anything to do with Seabiscuit) but I guarantee I would follow closely any race involving a horse named "DUmmie FUnnies." I might even place a bet on such a horse although I might have a tough time knowing who to bet on if DUmmie FUnnies were racing against a horse named "LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!" I would LOVE it if "DUmmie FUnnies" won the Kentucky Derby. Perhaps a racehorse named "DUmmie FUnnies" would finally get the attention of the folks at Regnery Publishing again.

And speaking of Regnery Publishing. Here is my formal rejection of their rejection notice:

"Dear Regnery Publishing---Thank you for your recent submission of a rejection notice. Unfortunately we are unable to accept your rejection proposal of the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) at the present time due to the fact that it could cause severe mental distress to the Regnery Publishing representative who submitted the rejection when the DUmmie FUnnies becomes a huge bestseller with another publishing company. Therefore we encourage you to make another submission in the future. Thanx you. ---PJ-COmix."

Oh, and Regnery can send their new submission to me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[MrBeach]

First!! ??

We all lobby for the "2005 Ex-Patriot Act" A.K.A. the "DUmmie Draft" bill.. They will all need to report to Havana Cuba before April 1st for processing.

-- Mr Beach

[BJClinton]

Second

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Do you think if we pretend there really is going to be a draft, that all of the DU'ers and libs will finally leave for Canada like they promised?

[PJ-Comix]

PING! And does anybody on my HUGE PING List, the biggest PING List on the FR (take note Regnery Publishing), own racehorses or knows someone who owns racehorses? Check out my Reply #1 for info about this.

[Zeppelin]

Brilliant!

[Zeppelin]

I could just see the headlines.....

"The past few weeks we have seen massive emmigration of American liberals to Canada. In unrelated news, unemployment has dropped to 1.4% and abortion clinics across the nation are going out of business."

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"The past few weeks we have seen massive emmigration of American liberals to Canada. In unrelated news, unemployment has dropped to 1.4% and abortion clinics across the nation are going out of business."

The future's so bright I gotta wear shades. (bad 80's flashback)

[Freepdonia]

On the Bizarro-Earth, DUmmies are actually highly intelligent.

[Not A Snowbird]

RETHUGS AKA FREEPERS WON'T GO

Most of us already have.

[luvie]

RETHUGS AKA FREEPERS WON'T GO aka "get drafted" or if they do it will be in very very very SMALL numbers.

Good grief! If they keep saying stuff like this FR will be overrun by DEMs trying to avoid the non-existant draft by pretending to be FReepers! Of course, it won't work for long. One posting and they'll be ZOTTED for language (or stupidity!) LOL!

[Chad Fairbanks]

This is too funny. I'm cracking up from reading thier paranoid america-hating "I'll run...." rantings based on a stupid rumour...

That being said, I think we should institute a draft for Uber Leftists only, so they will all run screaming to Mexico or Havana or Canada, then we revoke their citizenship and then put up a new bill removing the draft.

Just a thought... ;0)

[EHC Southern Pride]

LMBO! These just get funnier and funnier everyday. Please add me to your ping list. The DUmmie FUnnies brighten up my long days at work.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard to the LARGEST PING List on the FR, PINGEE #640.

p.s. Please take note Regnery Publishing.

[imskylark]

Thanks PJ,
We need some humor right now.

[Charles Henrickson]

Of course they don’t mean that the draft is needed for National Security reasons. They support the draft because they want to use it as a point of protest to bring down the EVIL Bush Regime.

Good point, PJ. This shows their lack of integrity. They would be in favor of something they don't really believe is right, if it would help them achieve their political goals, which they cannot achieve through normal, honest means.

[whereasandsoforth]

Tyhese idiots are about as politically savvy as my poodle. Don't they realize Evil Bush & Satan Rove are going to wait until right after the '06 elections to start talking about a draft? That way there will be 62 republican senators, so manipulation will be simpler. They plan to "triangulate" the remaining democrats into making the draft their idea (revive Rangle's bill) and have exactly 13 republican senators vote Yea on top of all the democrats. Then the issue will be used to beat the hell out of what's left of the democrat party in '08. There will be a couple of democrat hold-outs, but it will take only one private plane incident (near San Francisco) to get the rest on board.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I was thinking the same thing... I'm going to get a VW bug and paint it with bright, florescent flowers.

[CharlieOK1]

I know the joke I'm going to be using on April 1st!

[NRA1995]

I have my girdle and Sunday Dress ready to go to draft board meetings. I make a damned ugly woman...but know all the right things to say to get you disqualified.

Corporal Klinger has been revived?