PING! And does anybody on my HUGE PING List, the biggest PING List on the FR (take note Regnery Publishing), own racehorses or knows someone who owns racehorses? Check out my Reply #1 for info about this.
LMBO! These just get funnier and funnier everyday. Please add me to your ping list. The DUmmie FUnnies brighten up my long days at work.
OK, let's go with that thought.
I have my girdle and Sunday Dress ready to go to draft board meetings.
Sorry, Undy Stephenson. Just 'cause you like to wear Bev Harris' underwear doesn't mean you get a deferment. Can you feel that draft under your dress?
What does Charles Rangle say
It doesn't matter what Rangel says. He's going, too. No deferments for 74-year-olds.
Most will show up at the induction point as scheduled, a few with their gay lover in tow.
Sorry! No deferments! You and your gay lover get in line. Next!
I'm 42 and female...but I almost wish I was eligible
Guess what? You are!
I have to lose 58 lbs to be drafted!
That's just more of you to get shot! Welcome to the army, soldier!
And you don't think we'll be able to track you down through your postings on DU? Oh, and are you going to plug your computer into the cigarette lighter?