To: Chris Haire
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Nice try.
2 posted on
03/19/2005 3:33:05 PM PST by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: Chris Haire
3 posted on
03/19/2005 3:33:28 PM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Chris Haire
I think it's obvious who's smoking the "lint" here.
4 posted on
03/19/2005 3:35:57 PM PST by
digger48
To: Chris Haire
I am reminded of the Great Banana Peel Scare of the early 70’s. Some hippies start the rumor on the street, it’s picked up by others and soon our “esteemed” Congress critters are trying to ban the importation of bananas.
6 posted on
03/19/2005 3:40:24 PM PST by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: Chris Haire
So-so attempt at satire.
I'll be generous and give it a 6.
8 posted on
03/19/2005 3:44:38 PM PST by
Mr. Mojo
To: Chris Haire
"kids feel bouncy....snuggly," oh pelezzze!
But, hey, I just finished washing. Wonder how much money this would go for?
9 posted on
03/19/2005 3:50:42 PM PST by
CitizenM
(An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded. Pope John Paul II)
To: Chris Haire
I
knew there was some reason I have been collecting dryer lint all of these years. Silly me, I told myself I was simply collecting it to put in my mulch. IT HAS
NEVER MADE IT TO THE BIN. I've got a friggin' gold mine. Woo-hoo.
Psst, hey kid, wanna buy a bag?
Yeah, I'm not the best house keeper.
11 posted on
03/19/2005 4:52:04 PM PST by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
To: Chris Haire
12 posted on
03/19/2005 4:54:54 PM PST by
Wheee The People
(Oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang, walla-walla bing bang. Oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang, walla-walla bing bang!)
To: Chris Haire
Well it's still not as strange as licking toads.
13 posted on
03/19/2005 4:57:30 PM PST by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: Chris Haire
What about bellybutton lint balls? Do they have the same effect or does it depend on what type shirt you wear that day?
15 posted on
03/19/2005 7:18:33 PM PST by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: Chris Haire
By any chance, do you write for the New York Times?
To: Chris Haire
Urban legend or just utter tinfoil?
Go peddle this junk someplace else.
To: Killborn; 506trooper
Yooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo...here's someone to play with. ;^)
To: Chris Haire
Dude, you're not supposed to drink the bong water.
20 posted on
03/19/2005 11:29:45 PM PST by
Petronski
(If 'Judge' Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
To: Chris Haire
Adios, troll. Been here way too long.
"Enemy sighted..."
"Got him."
Thus another troll is destroyed. The moral of this story is don't mess with the best.
"We bad!"
THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE 1776TH FREE REPUBLIC ZOT BATTALION. IF YOU ARE A TROLL, YOU WILL BE ZOTTED.
21 posted on
03/19/2005 11:32:42 PM PST by
Killborn
(God bless Terri.)
To: Chris Haire
When I saw this afternoon,I muttered "BS" and moved on-didn't even react to the Niterider (Knight-Rider) credit.
Why would you do that...I understand humor, and even read Scrappleface and the Onion regularly, but this seems a bit on the "fast and loose" on an ethics scale of my own making.
22 posted on
03/19/2005 11:40:17 PM PST by
506trooper
(No such thing as too much guns, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
To: Chris Haire
did stephen glass write this??
38 posted on
03/21/2005 11:40:21 AM PST by
JCRoberts
(We're at war. You think we're going to win it with a bunch of fish-eaters...Denny Crane)
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