The 411 on Dryer Lint Slang
Lint-hopping -- collecting dryer lint from lint traps at Laundromats
Snuggle Muggle -- a person who has never smoked lint
Tumble Weed -- lint collected from a lint trap; see also, tumble dry weed
Permanent Press -- high-grade lint
Colorfast -- high-potency lint laced with Clorox, characterized by colorful hallucinations
The Cleaner -- the cops; see also, dry cleaner
Dirty Laundry -- low-grade lint, gathered from various sources, most commonly pockets & belly buttons
Linthead -- a person strung out on lint
Lintels -- the sticky residue left on a lint trap after smoking
Lintel Soup -- a tea made from boiling lintels
Observing Lint -- getting high
Martinized -- getting arrested
Crimson Tide -- coughs assoc. with lint smoking, characterized by bloody mucus
Downy Soft -- high; ex: "Are you high?", "Man, I'm so downy soft."
Rolling with the Tide -- getting high
Bleached Whale -- a person passed out from smoking
April Fresh -- high; see, Downy Soft
Mr. Clean Screen -- a smoker who takes too many hits off the communal lint trap
Gainfully Employed -- an unemployed dryer lint smoker
Laundry Bag -- a plastic bag of dryer lint
Rinse & Repeat -- clean the lint trap and repack it
Feeling Fab -- high
Trapped out -- out of lint
Lint trapped -- having a bad lint trip
Ab-Fab -- stomach cramps & diarrhea assoc. with Lintel Soup
Tide Down -- getting high
Clean & Jerk -- muscle spasms &, in some cases, seizures assoc. with excessive lint smoking