[PJ-Comix]

WOO! HOO! I'm on a ROLL!!! Another full day has just gone by WITHOUT a rejection of the DUmmie FUnnies book proposal by Regnery Publishing. Are they investigating this matter? One can only hope!

Oh, I wish to make the following official statement: Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. And as soon as you quit flashing that Red Queen in front of my face I will be checking to see if he has sent me a message over at PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[infidel29]

can it be

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[groanup]

Bump

[infidel29]

...Karl Rove is probably reading your DUmmie strategies...

Heck, Karl Rove is probably writing their DUmmie strategies.

[Purrcival]

Whoa! Does this mean that they're starting to get away from the "Bush cheated...again" paradigm?

[luvie]

You did mean to title this "Dumb Strategy for DUmmies" didn't you!? The ant farm just grows more frantic! heh-heh! How sweet it is to laugh at DUmmies!

[mdittmar]

Once again,"Plagiarism is the most sincere form of flattery".

Ya got 'em scared,looking forward to your book.

[groanup]

It was hard to find two people who agreed about what Democrats stood for.

Hmm. I am aware of 60 million people who agreed what the democRATs stood for.

[randog]

either the [Dem] Party will become more open and representative, or i'll be looking elsewhere for representation ...

What kind of mental, social, or medical disease does this guy have that the dems don't represent him? Is he in a Loser Class the dems haven't discovered yet?

[kingattax]

4. If Repubs praise a candidate (think Lieberman), he's a loser and/ or a spineless wimp.

Dear Joe...these idiots dont like you. your principles align you more naturally with the Republican Party, TRADE the D for an R, Joe..

[feefee]

Can someone tell me what ABB is (or was)?

[AMadtes]

top twenty?

[gidget7]

Good One PJ!! It's amazing that we "Repubs" consume so much of the thoughts of these DUmmies!

I don't think of them at all, until the FUnnies pop up, or one of theirs makes an idiot of him or her self on TV or in the media.

[Fenris6]

I found this on Daily Kos an excerpt from a forthcoming book, "Dem Strategy for Dummies": 1. If Repubs say we're making a mistake, we're on the right track. 2. If Rebubs say we're being reasonable, we're making a mistake. 3. If Repubs snicker at a candidate (think Dean), they are afraid of him. 4. If Repubs praise a candidate (think Lieberman), he's a loser and/ or a spineless wimp.

Some of us Repubs are former Dems who recognize the need for a strong and sane opposition party - we palce the health of the Nation over the needs of any party. When we give advice, we're trying to help. Noonan wrote a good bit of advice after the 2002 mid-terms. Its really too bad you guys ignored her.

Continue with the delusional conspiracy, and you'll spend the next decade wandering the poltical wilderness.

[Fenris6]

The Republicans are allowed to frame every debate, and we have become caught up in the routine of simply reacting to their framing of each and every issue.

True. We are allowed to frame every debate, because the best you loons can come up with is "No Blood for Haliburton Oil".

[Straight Vermonter]

... you should have been going around telling people you were for Kerry because of his stance on X, Y and Z (and the best X, Y and Z would have been things to do with protecting the middle class, allocating the tax burden fairly, caring about work and opportunity, etc.).

Wow, they are really coming around! I love the idea of allocating taxes more fairly. I always thought they were against that!

Whats that? They think the "rich" aren't paying enough? Oops, my bad.

[Charles Henrickson]

"ABB" encouraged the polarization

[volvox]

Thank Goodness! I was having withdrawal symptoms from not having any DUmmie FUnnies. Keep up the good work!

When will the DUmmies realize that they didn't lose the election because of ABB or because the American people didn't know where they stood on issues. They lost because the American people do know where Liberals stand on issues. They understand so well what the Liberal agenda was that they voted in droves to make sure Liberals didn't control this country.

On the other hand, we must not get compliant and believe that it will be easy in 2008. We must not let people believe that they don't have to vote because so many Americans share their views.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

1. If Repubs say we're making a mistake, we're on the right track.

2. If Rebubs say we're being reasonable, we're making a mistake.

If your father didn't pull out: he made a mistake.

If your mother didn't abort: she made a mistake.

[Darkwolf377]

I've actually given this a lot of thought, and I keep coming back to the same thing. If a DUmmie and I were discussing this subject, all I could say would be:

You guys are going to keep losing because...you're wrong about everything.

As a former lib, I have unusual insight into these people. I could write an essay as long as your arm, and it would all boil down to that one sentence. Republicans are certainly not right all the time. But the Dems are wrong all the time, on every issue currently before the American voters.