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DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-05 ("Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/07/2005 6:00:38 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Falling into a coma while watching a Super Bowl game is a strange experience. It happened to me last night. Yesterday afternoon I came down with a cold that got worse and worse. By the time the Super Bowl started I was barely on the conscious side of comatose while lying on my couch trying to watch the game. Basically I was falling into and out of consciousness during the first half of the game, barely aware of what was real and what wasn’t. My last lucid thought about the Super Bowl was the ceremony honoring the veterans, including the military currently serving in Afghanistan and Iraq. At that point I JUST KNEW this was going to irk the DUmmies as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?” As usual, the DUmmie whines are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still recuperating from a touch of the flu, is in the [brackets]:

Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?

[Gee. I wonder what the answer to that question is going to be? Such a toughie.]

yes my husband. he just turned off the superbowl to watch sci-fi channel.

[What was on the sci-fi channel? “Attack of the Forty Foot Bolshevik?”]

The false appearance of national unity the fraudulent linkage of a sordid colonial war to WWII. If our national prestige could fall any lower with our traditional allies this will do it.

[Yeah. Our traditional allies are going to be influenced by the Super Bowl.]

I know, it's insulting to those who fought in WWII for them to use WWII to glorify the imperialist wars of Iraq and Afghanistan.

[I thought the Democrat talking point was that being in Afghanistan was correct but Iraq was wrong. Thanx for the clarification since you have shown that the DUmmies think even going after Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan was bad.]

I'm glad I am not watching it. I used to be a loyal football fan--no more. I suspected this fascist overview would reign--sports events are susceptable to propagandist devices now. If it is true--I shy away, much as I like sports.

[Maybe you should become a curling fan.]

It's the 1936 Berlin Olympics Redux

[And that is Leni Riefenstahl’s camera you’re feeling up your butt.]

amazed. disgusted. and somewhat sickened. kind of like Germany and the nazi Olympics... or what I would have expected in communist Russia in the days of old...spreading the "freedom" bs a bit thick and deep and the militaristic rah-rahs gave me a nauseating jolt. have turned off the telly at this point. Frankly i would have preferred another Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction...

[This year we were treated to a DUmmie mental malfunction.]

IT IS SICKENING... I used to live in Jacksonville and I can't believe the way in which the bush fascist empire has taken over a previously incredibly healthy get together sports time in jacksonville...There will be true celebration on the streets of MURRRIKKKAHHHH the day the bush fascist empire falls...as it has always happened anywhere when dictatorships of the right or of the left fall.

[Election Day must have been tough for you. Very tough.]

The Super Bowl is tonight? Wow, guess I just forgot....Have they scored any home runs yet?

[No but the hockey puck got slammed into your head.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; pridestompers; superbowl
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To: Roscoe Karns

(Did you know they support the troops?)


That's what they keep saying?? I have yet to see or read it, that's for sure. I thought it was very moving.

Maybe someone needs to tell these half-wits, it's ok to love your country and support it's troops, it won't make you a Republican LOL


121 posted on 02/07/2005 4:14:12 PM PST by gidget7
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To: PJ-Comix
The Super Bowl is tonight? Wow, guess I just forgot....Have they scored any home runs yet?

No, but I'll bet you're hoping for a grand salami...

122 posted on 02/07/2005 4:24:43 PM PST by par4
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To: franksolich

[I am sure the DUmmies would gripe about a cure for cancer.]

Furthermore, we could produce George W. Bush on tape, single-handedly curing cancer, AIDS, the common cold, hangnails, and bringing about world peace, and the DUmmies would complain that it was all a photo op, that he didn't do it soon enough, or in the right way, blahblahblah.


123 posted on 02/07/2005 4:24:44 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I just turned 50 yesterday)
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To: franksolich

...or in the attic?


124 posted on 02/07/2005 4:25:47 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I just turned 50 yesterday)
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To: KidGlock

I dunno...I sort of enjoyed hearing the clown on CNN:

"Balloons! Cue balloons! What the #$!@&^#$ are they doing up there? More balloons!..."


125 posted on 02/07/2005 4:31:59 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I just turned 50 yesterday)
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To: Roscoe Karns; PJ-Comix
Mwahahaaaaaa~!!! That's great!

And PJ, I hope you feel better soon!

126 posted on 02/07/2005 4:32:44 PM PST by lutz
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To: Purrcival; lutz; Nataku X; Dashing Dasher; JLO

Did anyone notice the DUmmie "Skinner" is soliciting for new moderators in DUmmieland?

Any takers?


127 posted on 02/07/2005 4:43:35 PM PST by franksolich (Norge uber alles)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

They're making fun of the way they think the President pronounces "America".


128 posted on 02/07/2005 4:43:47 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I just turned 50 yesterday)
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To: KJC1

Oh, but they're sooooo much more "tolerant" than anyone else, and soooooo much more "loving"...


129 posted on 02/07/2005 4:48:58 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I just turned 50 yesterday)
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To: franksolich
I've decided for mental health reasons, I need to stay away from those people - before I hunt them down and hurt them... one by one.

But... I'm sure some of our other, more tolerant FReepers could handle the job without fail!
130 posted on 02/07/2005 4:50:31 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". -- Dave Barry)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Hee hee - now, that's just cold. But I love it! :-D

DUmmie Suicice Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON

Who was it a few weeks ago who posted what might be the "on hold" music for the hotline? Van Halen w/David Lee Roth on lead vocals:

So I say jump
[JUMP!]
Might as well jump...

Pricelesss...


131 posted on 02/07/2005 4:53:14 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I just turned 50 yesterday)
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To: doug from upland

...and we see the results of turning Milosevic's trial over to the World Court...


132 posted on 02/07/2005 4:59:28 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I just turned 50 yesterday)
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To: LUV W

That one has potential. :-)


133 posted on 02/07/2005 5:03:50 PM PST by Nataku X (Food for Thought: http://web2.airmail.net/scsr/)
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To: franksolich

At an amazing post count of 4, I doubt it... ;)


134 posted on 02/07/2005 5:04:53 PM PST by Nataku X (Food for Thought: http://web2.airmail.net/scsr/)
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To: Nataku X

Me too; over there more than six months, but at a measly 400+ posts. I guess I am too cautious.


135 posted on 02/07/2005 5:06:34 PM PST by franksolich (Norge uber alles)
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To: Nataku X

Thanks! Several came to mind, but I didn't want to be banned! ha-ha!


136 posted on 02/07/2005 5:10:41 PM PST by luvie ("THE ROAD OF PROVIDENCE IS UNEVEN AND UNPREDICTABLE-YET WE KNOW...IT LEADS TO FREEDOM!"GWB 2-2-05)
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To: franksolich

You probably have to be a donor anyway. I wonder if they'll let you charge something ridiculously small as $0.32... then they'd have to eat the $1 or so credit card billing charge.


137 posted on 02/07/2005 5:12:00 PM PST by Nataku X (Food for Thought: http://web2.airmail.net/scsr/)
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To: Purrcival

What, is there anything unusual in how he pronounces it?


138 posted on 02/07/2005 5:13:14 PM PST by Nataku X (Food for Thought: http://web2.airmail.net/scsr/)
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To: Roscoe Karns
dummie hate glands swollen to eye-bulging, vein-popping full capacity ......

139 posted on 02/07/2005 5:14:00 PM PST by luvie ("THE ROAD OF PROVIDENCE IS UNEVEN AND UNPREDICTABLE-YET WE KNOW...IT LEADS TO FREEDOM!"GWB 2-2-05)
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To: Nataku X

Judging from how so many are "jumping" all around Free Republic, it looks as if there's a couple hundred of us, at least, anxiously waiting for the latest DUmmie FUnnies.

I notice Free Republic seems to be "busier" than usual, when one is expecting P.J. to show up.

<<anxiously waiting.


140 posted on 02/07/2005 5:20:20 PM PST by franksolich (Norge uber alles)
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