DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-04 PM Edition (Warning

If anybody out there doubts that insane hatred of Bush is not a mental disease then just check out this DUmmie THREAD. Actually I hope that the Secret Service is also checking out this DUmmie Thread since some of those DUmmies are so unbalanced over the prospect of a second Bush term, there is no telling what they will do. It will be a tough day for these folks on January 20. I just hope they keep that phone number of the Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual, the insane DUmmie screechings are in Bolshevik Red while the comments of your humble correspondent, with tranquilizer darts at the ready, are in the [brackets]:

there is nothing else to say. The man is a mother f*cking pig liar and I can NOT stand him anymore.

[It is the “worse” part you mentioned, DUmmie greenbriar, that will likely land you on the SS watch list.]

I don't know how I am going to get through another term of lies, vanity wars and just plain old fashioned bullshit.

[Try to visualize your own reality. And when that doesn’t work, send more money than you can afford to Bev Harris to retroactively overthrow the election results sometime next year.]

Bush has condemned himself...his actions have already been condemned by millions around the world, and millions here. History will show him to be the complete failure he is.

I am tired of waiting. I wish the dam would break and his lies would start unraveling.

[Actually, Dummie greenbriar, I am afraid of you getting within a couple of miles of the President. You need to be watched…..CAREFULLY!]

I hate that motherf*cking monkey looking, dumb ass, f*cked up, election stealing son of a bitch...I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!!!

[This court hereby sentences DUmmie driver8 to undergo an Anger Management Program under the direction of Dr. Buddy Rydell.]

[There will be an empty anchor chair soon at CBS for which you seem eminently qualified to fill.]

[You’ve already said quite enough, DUmmie Greenbriar…. Psst! SS Watch List! SS Watch List!]

Every minute of every day, Bu$h is worried that someone is going to off him. Four-fifths of the world detests him. He knows that he is the biggest, most corrupt piece of shit that has ever walked this earth, and believe me, he is paying for the self-inflicted spiritual rot that infests his being. His mind is already snapping, paranoia is festering within it, and guilt haunts him like the knowledge of a terminal cancer.

I am new here, and since you are a long time member you do have the right to ask for my credentials.

My particular rant is Viet Nam Vet wannabes.

I detest those who would steal honor from me and those who did what our country asked. see here

I am proud of my service; I will try to answer as best I can in this forum, honestly, without a lot of vanity, or false humility, though I’m not sure this is the right place to do this.

Because of my feelings about those who degenerate our service, I want the entire community to know me.

If I meet a trusted member of long standing who wishes proof, so I can be properly vetted for the community, I will be happy to oblige.

*gently*

I can not give you specific information here. I can be Googled, and though I am not particularly afraid of 7000 Macedonians in full battle array, I do not need 7 DUmmies on my front lawn waving signs, and shouting crap. It pi$$ed me off in the 60’s and makes me madder now (I know the difference between “mad” and angry).

The Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry w/Palm was awarded to my unit for a particular event or period of time. It is somewhat equivalent to a Presidential Unit or Valorous Unit Citation or a hybrid of both. Later the Vietnamese government awarded this to MACV and all assigned or attached units, and retroactively dated it. Most if not all men and women who served in RVN are authorized it.

The Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry w/Silver Star is an individual award. If there was an action of some significance that involved RVN units or had an impact on the populous and an individual was recognized by US forces, the government of RVN would sometimes award the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry with a device denoting the equivalence of the US award. I was awarded a Silver Star as an “impact” award, and was awarded the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry w/Silver Star the next day. Nice ceremony by the way. Impact awards were those given immediately after an action so a soldier would be recognized as soon as possible.

In my case, it was a couple of days after I got back from the hospital.

Later the Silver Star was upgraded, so I don’t list it on my profile. By regulation a soldier can not be awarded two valor awards for the same action, so it should have been rescinded. I still have the orders and citation for the SS, but I will not list it. I can not wear, or claim it, that would be doing what I hate most.

If I knew you personally, and had partaken of just enough intoxicants to become maudlin, I might tell you stories about the awards, but I’d have to have known you a long time and feel safe. It is merely sufficient to say they involved way too much blood and death.

Many of the other awards are for doing a good job under difficult circumstances, others are “I was there awards” awarded to everyone who participated in the party.

Military folks can “read” your chest and figure out what you’ve done or where you’ve been.

You can Google lots of places to explain them if interested.

I am particularly proud of the Combat Infantry Badge. It denotes membership in a fraternity of those of us who faced the enemy eye to eye, or in many cases “hand to gland”.

This award is probably the most “stolen” award or device with the exception of the DSC/Navy Cross/Air Force Cross.

I am not fond of people who do not know the difference between a butt stroke and a butt wipe.

Too long a post, I know, but you asked.

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