Posted on 10/18/2004 8:23:33 AM PDT by Without Barbarians
Democrats lie about intelligence- they have none. Dumber than chickens and twice as smelly, Becky and Sean are back to explain the Democratic Praty platform with the psychological confusion and torsion of logic that has become their trademark.
Here's an excerpt (the full is long, FYI):
Remember the debates? It says here that Bush was wearing an earpiece and receiving messages from Karl Rove!” Becky was getting excited. She might even update her blog.
“Isn’t he dead?”
“No, that’s Karl Marx. Karl Rove is that guy from TEXAS who runs Bush’s life from BEHIND THE SCENES.”
Now Sean understood. Rove was probably feeding him the standard OIL COMPANY lines because TEXAS is all about OIL and STEAKS. The Republicans used TAX CUTS to wage IMPERIALISM and take BLOOD FOR OIL and kill FREE SPEECH. Or maybe it was to give BLOOD FOR OIL. He wasn’t sure. Blood is good, and oil is bad, so it must be “DONATE BLOOD FOR OIL”. Yeah, that was it. RIGHTEOUS ANGER always leads to TRUTH, but sometimes Sean wished he wasn’t so allergic, because steak looked really, really good.
Becky went on “They said that he was wearing a vest with a battery pack under his suit jacket”. She said ‘suit jacket’ with the contempt she reserved for ‘sport utility vehicle’. “I bet Rove kept telling him to say ‘hard work’ because work is what Republicans are obsessed with.” Her STEPDAD kept telling her to go out and find some. But he didn’t understand the ECONOMY and having to GET DRESSED UP and stuff.
Sean wondered about the vest thing for a moment. “Could the vest be the bulletproof vest he has to wear?”
Becky stopped at this. On the message boards, nobody ever mentioned this. They discussed how it could be a transmitter, receiver, shock collar, defibrillator, oil company, but nobody mentioned a bullet proof vest. “No,” Becky concluded. “Nobody here mentioned that, so that can’t be it. Anyway, he’s such a liar, it doesn’t matter.”
Sean was back playing ‘Paper Mario’. “I know. He’s a total liar. What did he lie about again?”
Becky had this part memorized: “He LIED about IRAQ. He said there were WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION in IRAQ and that IRAQ was tied to TERRORISTS. And he didn’t prepare for the aftermath of the war because he needed MORE TROOPS. But so far they’ve only found some chemical weapons. He wants to war because he has to spend the money on HEALTHCARE otherwise. Plus, there are no links between terrorism and Iraq. The INTELLIGENCE was wrong. Therfore, he LIED They could have killed Zarqawi by bombing Iraq before the war, but they didn’t, so they don’t get to count that. It’s like a quiet lie. You see, Sean, Bush is actually stupid. He’s for INTELLIGENCE, and we’re against it. That’s why he was able to lie and fool everybody at the UN. He Because of the NEOCONS and HALLIBURTON and WESTERN RANCHERS and stuff.”
Remind all the Demcocrats you know go go out and vote on November 3rd. {think about it}
It's hard to believe that this is a joke - real writers would have a hard time being this incoherent.
You want incoherent? Check out democraticunderground.org.
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