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Messages from the Outer Darkness
Posted on 03/18/2003 7:27:57 PM PST by snerkel
This thread is a place for those desiring to communicate with xzins (aka the xzins-master) via his chosen vessel -- Clear Channel Woody.
Please, respect all religions AND always say "please" and "thank you."
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Couple of questions:
1. CCWoody do you have enough bandwidth to channel to the xzins-meister?
2. xzins-meiste do you want to add any special parameters for questions?
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posted on
03/18/2003 7:27:57 PM PST
by
snerkel
To: Wrigley; JesseShurun; computerjunkie; CARepubGal; RnMomof7; Jean Chauvin; scripter; Elsie; ...
Ping. :)
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posted on
03/18/2003 7:30:39 PM PST
by
snerkel
(WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
To: snerkel
Clear
Channel
Woody:
Would you please ask X-M (the Xzins-Master) what great lesson he has learned in outer darkness? Thank you.
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posted on
03/18/2003 7:35:46 PM PST
by
drstevej
To: CCWoody
Oops. pinging CCW to prvious post
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posted on
03/18/2003 7:36:20 PM PST
by
drstevej
To: snerkel; xzins
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posted on
03/18/2003 7:42:50 PM PST
by
P-Marlowe
To: P-Marlowe
Hey, where's the "Please" and "Thank You." The X-M demands politeness!
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posted on
03/18/2003 7:44:16 PM PST
by
drstevej
To: snerkel; drstevej
1. CCWoody do you have enough bandwidth to channel to the xzins-meister? ~ snerkel
Only when the weather is good and the sun is up.
2. xzins-meiste do you want to add any special parameters for questions? Yes, you must sing "Kum-Bay-Yah"!
Your friendly neighborhood
Clear
Channel
Woody.
Currently broadcasting at 150,000watts.
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posted on
03/18/2003 7:46:51 PM PST
by
CCWoody
To: P-Marlowe
I smell something. WHEW
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posted on
03/18/2003 7:48:28 PM PST
by
snerkel
(WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
To: CCWoody
Thank you CCW.
Kum ba ya, My Lord, Kum ba ya.
Kum ba ya, My Lord, Kum ba ya.
Kum ba ya, My Lord, Kum ba ya.
Oh Lord, Kum ba ya.
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posted on
03/18/2003 7:49:34 PM PST
by
snerkel
(WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
To: drstevej
To: drstevej
Would you please ask X-M (the Xzins-Master) what great lesson he has learned in outer ~ drstevej
The great Xzins-Master has the following wisdom:
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."
Your friendly neighborhood
Clear
Channel
Woody.
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posted on
03/18/2003 7:55:16 PM PST
by
CCWoody
To: P-Marlowe
Thank you so much for the message P-Marlowe. :)
My response: I had a neighbor growing up that had an answer for every bad thing that happened. She would say, "It's a communist plot I tell you!" Maybe she was correct.
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posted on
03/18/2003 7:57:06 PM PST
by
snerkel
(WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
To: CCWoody
Clear Channel Woody, would you please ask the great Xzins-Master whether those cows are dairy or beef?
Thank you. :)
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posted on
03/18/2003 8:11:31 PM PST
by
snerkel
(WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
To: snerkel; P-Marlowe
Clear Channel Woody, would you please ask the great Xzins-Master whether those cows are dairy or beef? ~ snerkel
I have a message coming in from the outer darkness:
They are certainly dairy cows until they became milk duds.
Your friendly neighborhood
Clear
Channel
Woody.
P.S. See FRmail!
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posted on
03/18/2003 8:41:07 PM PST
by
CCWoody
To: CCWoody; Wrigley; snerkel; scripter; CARepubGal; JesseShurun; Revelation 911
C[lear] C[hannel] Woody,
Would you PLEASE ask X-M why Illbay got suspended? Is he a "weather" basher? I'm confused.
THANK YOU!
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posted on
03/19/2003 6:42:46 AM PST
by
drstevej
(Don't forget "Please" and "Thank You" when channeling the X-M)
To: drstevej; CCWoody; Wrigley; snerkel; scripter; CARepubGal; JesseShurun; Revelation 911
Would you PLEASE ask X-M why Illbay got suspended? Things that make you go "hmmmmmmm...."
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posted on
03/19/2003 6:52:34 AM PST
by
Corin Stormhands
(Liberate Iraq. Fumigate France.)
To: P-Marlowe
I can't quite put my finger on it, but it appears that SOMEHOW, my sacred beliefs and practices and lifestyle and underware are being mocked and abused here.
I need to get a message from the Great Antagonist, so I'll know how to foil you folks with the witty and bomb-proof logic that will not be seen here for a few days UNLESS I, the mere generic one, can focus his awesome powers through my fingertips!
--Generic LDS dude
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posted on
03/19/2003 7:00:54 AM PST
by
Elsie
(Don't believe every prophecy you hear - including this one: Please (<-- ARRGH! do I HAVE to???))
To: drstevej; Wrigley; snerkel; scripter; CARepubGal; JesseShurun; Revelation 911; Corin Stormhands
Would you PLEASE ask X-M why Illbay got suspended? Is he a "weather" basher? I'm confused. ~ drstevej
I'm having difficulty today. It seems that the weather is not so delightsome.... Wait, there's something coming in now:
I'd forgotten what a lovable little fuzzball YOU are.
Everything you just wrote is of a piece with all the other cr*p you wrote in the early days of this tragedy.
Why don't you do the decent thing and just disappear?
Wow, that experience has left me emotionally drained. I felt some real bad karma on that channel.
Your friendly neighborhood notso
Clear
Channel
Woody.
P.S. The great Xzins-Master wants us to know from the outer darkness that he thinks I was channeling Budda last night. He also wants us to know that he is thinking about making a trip to Kuwait to interview the troops before the war, since he has so much free time.
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posted on
03/19/2003 7:07:25 AM PST
by
CCWoody
To: CCWoody; drstevej; Wrigley; snerkel; scripter; CARepubGal; JesseShurun; Revelation 911
Bad karma gives me gas.
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posted on
03/19/2003 7:27:52 AM PST
by
Corin Stormhands
(Liberate Iraq. Fumigate France.)
To: Corin Stormhands; drstevej; Revelation 911; snerkel; Wrigley; Jean Chauvin; CARepubGal
I have an official declaration coming in from the great Xzins-Master:
"Let them know," says the mighty one, "that I have gone beyond knowing and have myself entered into the peepstone. As they stare at the stone the eyes staring back will not be their own."
Your friendly neighborhood
Clear
Channel
Woody.
P.S. It is rumored, though not confirmed, that the President and Prophet, upon seeing eyes stare back, has called an emergency council of the Apostles to determine the best means of casting this meddlesome spirit back into the outer darkness.
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posted on
03/19/2003 7:55:01 AM PST
by
CCWoody
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