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Messages from the Outer Darkness

Posted on 03/18/2003 7:27:57 PM PST by snerkel

This thread is a place for those desiring to communicate with xzins (aka the xzins-master) via his chosen vessel -- Clear Channel Woody.

Please, respect all religions AND always say "please" and "thank you."


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Couple of questions:

1. CCWoody do you have enough bandwidth to channel to the xzins-meister?

2. xzins-meiste do you want to add any special parameters for questions?

1 posted on 03/18/2003 7:27:57 PM PST by snerkel
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To: Wrigley; JesseShurun; computerjunkie; CARepubGal; RnMomof7; Jean Chauvin; scripter; Elsie; ...
Ping. :)
2 posted on 03/18/2003 7:30:39 PM PST by snerkel (WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
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Clear Channel Woody:

Would you please ask X-M (the Xzins-Master) what great lesson he has learned in outer darkness? Thank you.

3 posted on 03/18/2003 7:35:46 PM PST by drstevej
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To: CCWoody
Oops. pinging CCW to prvious post
4 posted on 03/18/2003 7:36:20 PM PST by drstevej
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To: snerkel; xzins
Steve, if that's really you, show us a SIGN.

Burn my busom.

5 posted on 03/18/2003 7:42:50 PM PST by P-Marlowe
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To: P-Marlowe
Hey, where's the "Please" and "Thank You." The X-M demands politeness!
6 posted on 03/18/2003 7:44:16 PM PST by drstevej
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1. CCWoody do you have enough bandwidth to channel to the xzins-meister? ~ snerkel 2. xzins-meiste do you want to add any special parameters for questions? Your friendly neighborhood Clear Channel
Woody.

Currently broadcasting at 150,000watts.
7 posted on 03/18/2003 7:46:51 PM PST by CCWoody
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To: P-Marlowe
I smell something. WHEW
8 posted on 03/18/2003 7:48:28 PM PST by snerkel (WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
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To: CCWoody
Thank you CCW.

Kum ba ya, My Lord, Kum ba ya.
Kum ba ya, My Lord, Kum ba ya.
Kum ba ya, My Lord, Kum ba ya.
Oh Lord, Kum ba ya.
9 posted on 03/18/2003 7:49:34 PM PST by snerkel (WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
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To: drstevej
I just channeled this message from the X-Master. Luckily I recorded it on my X-M sattellite digital recorder.

Question from the X-Master to the Usual Suspects.

Anybody have an answer?

Was it the Morg?

10 posted on 03/18/2003 7:52:53 PM PST by P-Marlowe
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To: drstevej
Would you please ask X-M (the Xzins-Master) what great lesson he has learned in outer ~ drstevej Your friendly neighborhood Clear Channel
Woody.
11 posted on 03/18/2003 7:55:16 PM PST by CCWoody
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Thank you so much for the message P-Marlowe. :)

My response: I had a neighbor growing up that had an answer for every bad thing that happened. She would say, "It's a communist plot I tell you!" Maybe she was correct.

12 posted on 03/18/2003 7:57:06 PM PST by snerkel (WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
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Clear Channel Woody, would you please ask the great Xzins-Master whether those cows are dairy or beef?

Thank you. :)
13 posted on 03/18/2003 8:11:31 PM PST by snerkel (WARNING: My posts have been known to offend.)
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Clear Channel Woody, would you please ask the great Xzins-Master whether those cows are dairy or beef? ~ snerkel Your friendly neighborhood Clear Channel
Woody.

P.S. See FRmail!
14 posted on 03/18/2003 8:41:07 PM PST by CCWoody
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To: CCWoody; Wrigley; snerkel; scripter; CARepubGal; JesseShurun; Revelation 911
C[lear] C[hannel] Woody,

Would you PLEASE ask X-M why Illbay got suspended? Is he a "weather" basher? I'm confused.

THANK YOU!
15 posted on 03/19/2003 6:42:46 AM PST by drstevej (Don't forget "Please" and "Thank You" when channeling the X-M)
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Would you PLEASE ask X-M why Illbay got suspended?

Things that make you go "hmmmmmmm...."

16 posted on 03/19/2003 6:52:34 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (Liberate Iraq. Fumigate France.)
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To: P-Marlowe
I can't quite put my finger on it, but it appears that SOMEHOW, my sacred beliefs and practices and lifestyle and underware are being mocked and abused here.

I need to get a message from the Great Antagonist, so I'll know how to foil you folks with the witty and bomb-proof logic that will not be seen here for a few days UNLESS I, the mere generic one, can focus his awesome powers through my fingertips!

--Generic LDS dude

17 posted on 03/19/2003 7:00:54 AM PST by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you hear - including this one: Please (<-- ARRGH! do I HAVE to???))
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To: drstevej; Wrigley; snerkel; scripter; CARepubGal; JesseShurun; Revelation 911; Corin Stormhands
Would you PLEASE ask X-M why Illbay got suspended? Is he a "weather" basher? I'm confused. ~ drstevej Your friendly neighborhood notsoClear Channel
Woody.

P.S. The great Xzins-Master wants us to know from the outer darkness that he thinks I was channeling Budda last night. He also wants us to know that he is thinking about making a trip to Kuwait to interview the troops before the war, since he has so much free time.
18 posted on 03/19/2003 7:07:25 AM PST by CCWoody
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To: CCWoody; drstevej; Wrigley; snerkel; scripter; CARepubGal; JesseShurun; Revelation 911
Bad karma gives me gas.
19 posted on 03/19/2003 7:27:52 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (Liberate Iraq. Fumigate France.)
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To: Corin Stormhands; drstevej; Revelation 911; snerkel; Wrigley; Jean Chauvin; CARepubGal
I have an official declaration coming in from the great Xzins-Master: Your friendly neighborhood Clear Channel
Woody.

P.S. It is rumored, though not confirmed, that the President and Prophet, upon seeing eyes stare back, has called an emergency council of the Apostles to determine the best means of casting this meddlesome spirit back into the outer darkness.
20 posted on 03/19/2003 7:55:01 AM PST by CCWoody
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