[CCWoody]

I have an official declaration coming in from the great Xzins-Master:

"Let them know," says the mighty one, "that I have gone beyond knowing and have myself entered into the peepstone. As they stare at the stone the eyes staring back will not be their own."

Your friendly neighborhood Clear Channel
Woody.

P.S. It is rumored, though not confirmed, that the President and Prophet, upon seeing eyes stare back, has called an emergency council of the Apostles to determine the best means of casting this meddlesome spirit back into the outer darkness.

[Corin Stormhands]

Is X-M channeling out of Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone?"

[Revelation 911]

, "that I have gone beyond knowing and have myself entered into the peepstone. As they stare at the stone the eyes staring back will not be their own."

Woody,

If youre not too busy between malt beverages today, please let spiritus xzins know that I apologize for using it as a coaster - It wasnt labeled well when I got my worship kit and my wife surmised its use incorrectly. I note the xzins book of wisdom (also included in 3 ring binder form) had movable type - will there be an update? (Im missing all the "thou"'s too)

thank you

I did find the worry beads and appreciate thier inclusion in the kit. I frankly though was hoping for the worship doll (with flailing arms and kung fu grip), as my application had clearly indicated same.

most reverently, rev

[Revelation 911]

Woody,

this is the one - but with king fu tithing grip

[Nataku X]

Clear Channel Woody, can you please ask the great Xzins-Master for advice?

My dog ran away, my boyfriend turned gay, my mother came down with Swahalian Spotted Jungle Flu, my uncle defected to the French army, my brother is a warmonger and an unprogressive Bush supporter, my father participated in an anti-peace march, and my sister got ran over by a bulldozer protecting the poor Palestians last week. But, worst of all, Suzi the cheerleader said that my new blouse makes me look fat. How can I survive this humilation?

Thank you! ;)

[JesseShurun]

CCWoody, Could you please ask Clearmaster X about my friend? He was an elder in our org when a god started speaking to him, saying why wait until you are dead, get virgins now! I know the bible says we should obey God, not man, but can you ask the Zenmaster if he knows where my friend can get a translation that says" We should obey a god and not man?" Thanks. (By the way, this friend is not me and does not live in Utah or travel to San Diego in the winter months)

[JesseShurun]

One last question, CCWoody and I'll go watch those wacky Iraquis surrender: Could you please ask the X-Zen master that I have been shooting silver bullets at the Zamzummin, but since I have been using old dental amalgams I find in landfills, could the accuracy of the trajectory be compromised by the mercury or is it just inherent to the rate of twist? I have been shooting at them for weeks it seems and all I do is wing them. Are any out there in the outer darkness with you now? If they are gnashing their teeth and if it looks like they need fillings, I have a big supply. Does UPS deliver to the Outer Darkness? Thanks