[JesseShurun]

CCWoody, Could you please ask Clearmaster X about my friend? He was an elder in our org when a god started speaking to him, saying why wait until you are dead, get virgins now! I know the bible says we should obey God, not man, but can you ask the Zenmaster if he knows where my friend can get a translation that says" We should obey a god and not man?" Thanks. (By the way, this friend is not me and does not live in Utah or travel to San Diego in the winter months)

[CCWoody]

CCWoody, Could you please ask Clearmaster X about my friend? He was an elder in our org when a god started speaking to him, saying why wait until you are dead, get virgins now! I know the bible says we should obey God, not man, but can you ask the Zenmaster if he knows where my friend can get a translation that says" We should obey a god and not man?" Thanks. (By the way, this friend is not me and does not live in Utah or travel to San Diego in the winter months) ~ JesseShurun

The Xzins-Master speaks:

"From within the peepstone I see all and I see right through your facade Jesse. You stand with your friend in the desert advertising to start your own cult."

One last question, CCWoody and I'll go watch those wacky Iraquis surrender: Could you please ask the X-Zen master that I have been shooting silver bullets at the Zamzummin, but since I have been using old dental amalgams I find in landfills, could the accuracy of the trajectory be compromised by the mercury or is it just inherent to the rate of twist? I have been shooting at them for weeks it seems and all I do is wing them. Are any out there in the outer darkness with you now? If they are gnashing their teeth and if it looks like they need fillings, I have a big supply. Does UPS deliver to the Outer Darkness?

"The outer darkness is wonderful. Out here we call it the free speech zone. As soon as I get done playing in the peepstone, I plan on talking with Mark Twain. I taunts you from it."

Your friendly neighborhood Clear Channel
Woody.