Bad karma gives me gas.
I have an official declaration coming in from the great Xzins-Master:
"Let them know," says the mighty one, "that I have gone beyond knowing and have myself entered into the peepstone. As they stare at the stone the eyes staring back will not be their own."
Your friendly neighborhood
Clear
Channel
Woody.
P.S. It is rumored, though not confirmed, that the President and Prophet, upon seeing eyes stare back, has called an emergency council of the Apostles to determine the best means of casting this meddlesome spirit back into the outer darkness.