Posted on 11/11/2021 3:55:32 PM PST by algore
WAKEHAM BAY, CANADA — A team of explorers studying glacial formations stumbled upon one of the greatest archaeological discoveries ever. They found a ninth-century Viking warrior encased in a thick wall of ice and showing no visible sign of decomposition!
More incredibly still, researchers believe it may be possible to review him!
“This has never been attempted before. We firmly believe that with the technology available today, it will be possible to bring this man back to life with his mental faculties fully intact,” declares lead scientist Dr. Nigel Hamm.
“The Viking sailor was preserved in an ice block. This affords us an opportunity to conduct an extraordinary scientific experiment.”
The frozen Norseman appears to have been about 25 years old when he died. The ice cavern was found 22-feet below the Earth’s surface.
“I am still in a daze over this very amazing find,” declares Dr. Hamm, head of London-based geological society stationed in Greenland that specializes in Arctic study. “He’s probably been there for the better part of 1,2000 years. But looks like he could have died 20 minutes ago.”
The bearded warrior has dressed appropriately for the frigid climate, wearing clothes and boots fashioned from thick, fur.
He also sports a typical Viking horned cap and leather breastplate. A leather pouch strapped around his waist bulges outward suggesting it is full.
“At first we believed that it contained good-luck trinkets from home or perhaps some caribou jerky for the journey ahead,” Dr. Hamm says.
“But after consulting experts in Viking lore, we now believe the man was probably carrying what people of his land believed were magic charms that could keep death at bay.
“Incredibly, they seem to have worked, because this Viking is in tip-top shape.
“It’s uncanny it’s like he’s more in a state of suspended animation than truly dead.”
WHERE DID HE COME FROM? Scientists believe the short, stocky Norseman was a member of a Viking expedition. They surmise he most likely had been on a hunting mission.
“Probably a snow bridge he was walking on gave way and he tumbled through a crevasse into the cavern,” the researcher says.
Viking artifacts have been found over the years in Canada and the U.S. Vikings apparently used the frozen north as a winter base.
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When the NFL had real men playing.
Glad someone got it...
Well, I haven’t heard about anyone yet they brought back to life after they have been frozen and by now, they have some pretty sophisticated cryogenic methods, have you? And this guy has been in the deep freeze for a few years. But I am quite sure they will do something with his body to preserve for future display.
Well.... one thing’s for certain, he’s in better shape than Poopy Pants Potato Head.
“Wanted: Expert in Viking speak.”
Maybe Kamala.
Ii is boobietrapped with a new and deadly Covid strain.(old Chinese trick)
Is this movie rated PG or PG-13?
/s
Fake news. Vikings didn’t actually use horns on their helmets.
Yeah, but he’s not really dead until he’s warm and dead!
The “Headline” writer seems to have avoided the wording “Santa thawed...” I wonder why. /s
(Yeah, it’d be a better comment without the “/s”, but, these days one can’t be too careful about such things! Hahaha!)
Talk about environmental change! Even the mountains are gone!
Did they ever get the Dr. on the phony real estate scam?
The jerky would have been a better idea.
1200 years old!!
Paugh! Check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkyv1aEpIg
Mel Brooks classic.
Thanks algore, I needed a good laugh and puke. Weekly World News? I didn't know they were still around.
Needless to say, this article is made-up total BS.
I would have guessed April 1st.
Vikings, Norsemen didn’t wear Horned Helmets or Headdress……that’s a Myth.
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