Posted on 07/20/2016 5:09:04 PM PDT by rdl6989
A couple is facing felony charges after they were spotted riding a stolen lawn mower in the nude at 8:30 AM on a Missouri road, records show.
According to a police report, Tanya Hopper, 40, and Larry Webster, 55, were busted last Tuesday following the bizarre incident near the city of Joplin.
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Well, I confess to cleaning house in the buff, while blasting old Madonna tapes. Turned around just in time to see the UPS guy hurl a package onto the porch and then run for his life.
ROFL!!!!
If a girl who looked like that asked me to ride a lawn mower with her naked, I wouldn’t be able to take my clothes off fast enough.
The woman in post # 17....no thanks.
Maybe they were having lawnmower beer for breakfast.
http://www.saintarnold.com/beers/lawnmower.html
LOL-post of the day, you win the interwebs.
“The only riding mower I would have now would be a late 70s/early 80s Cub Cadet with a manual transmission. The one my dad had was built like a tank”
It’s an insult to call them a riding mower. They were true tra tors just on a smaller scale. I have a modern Deere that is a great mower. If I want to pull the road drag or lawn roller I use my ancient Cub.
Right outside Joplin—Webb City, Oreonogo, lots of lead and zinc mining. I used to go shooting out by the chat piles (waste after smelting). Old Route 66 rant right by.
Never saw any nekkid folks, but it was cold. Swam in the old mining pits, but wore cutoffs. We had a huge piece of styrofoam we used for a float.
Uh-oh. Was is ugly? Should I avoid the video? d;^)
You’d be surprised what goes on every day in your own neighborhood. Sign up for the local police scanner report and you’ll be calling the moving van.
When I saw this headline it reminded me of something that happened in college which to this day I am still trying to understand just exactly why and how...
Yeah, a lot of people say they don’t build them like they used to, in terms of durability.
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