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Cops: Naked Missouri Couple Rode Stolen Lawn Mower In Broad Daylight
The Smoking Gun ^ | JULY 20, 2016

Posted on 07/20/2016 5:09:04 PM PDT by rdl6989

A couple is facing felony charges after they were spotted riding a stolen lawn mower in the nude at 8:30 AM on a Missouri road, records show.

According to a police report, Tanya Hopper, 40, and Larry Webster, 55, were busted last Tuesday following the bizarre incident near the city of Joplin.

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To: dp0622

Well, I confess to cleaning house in the buff, while blasting old Madonna tapes. Turned around just in time to see the UPS guy hurl a package onto the porch and then run for his life.


61 posted on 07/20/2016 6:28:54 PM PDT by mumblypeg (Make America Sane Again.)
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To: mumblypeg

ROFL!!!!


62 posted on 07/20/2016 6:30:09 PM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Donglalinger

If a girl who looked like that asked me to ride a lawn mower with her naked, I wouldn’t be able to take my clothes off fast enough.

The woman in post # 17....no thanks.


63 posted on 07/20/2016 6:34:46 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (#BlackLiesDon'tMatter)
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To: rdl6989

Maybe they were having lawnmower beer for breakfast.

http://www.saintarnold.com/beers/lawnmower.html


64 posted on 07/20/2016 6:39:00 PM PDT by mumblypeg (Make America Sane Again.)
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To: Eddie01

LOL-post of the day, you win the interwebs.


65 posted on 07/20/2016 6:41:23 PM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: wally_bert

“The only riding mower I would have now would be a late 70s/early 80s Cub Cadet with a manual transmission. The one my dad had was built like a tank”

It’s an insult to call them a riding mower. They were true tra tors just on a smaller scale. I have a modern Deere that is a great mower. If I want to pull the road drag or lawn roller I use my ancient Cub.


66 posted on 07/20/2016 6:48:52 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Socialists are just communists in their larval stage.)
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To: Yashcheritsiy

Right outside Joplin—Webb City, Oreonogo, lots of lead and zinc mining. I used to go shooting out by the chat piles (waste after smelting). Old Route 66 rant right by.
Never saw any nekkid folks, but it was cold. Swam in the old mining pits, but wore cutoffs. We had a huge piece of styrofoam we used for a float.


67 posted on 07/20/2016 7:00:52 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: MPJackal
"..Oh, it’s a felony. What has been seen cannot be unseen.."

Uh-oh. Was is ugly? Should I avoid the video? d;^)

68 posted on 07/20/2016 7:00:54 PM PDT by CopperTop
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To: rdl6989

You’d be surprised what goes on every day in your own neighborhood. Sign up for the local police scanner report and you’ll be calling the moving van.


69 posted on 07/20/2016 7:34:14 PM PDT by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: rdl6989

When I saw this headline it reminded me of something that happened in college which to this day I am still trying to understand just exactly why and how...


70 posted on 07/20/2016 9:04:58 PM PDT by eekitsagreek
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To: wally_bert

Yeah, a lot of people say they don’t build them like they used to, in terms of durability.


71 posted on 07/20/2016 11:13:23 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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