Penis chopping woman must wait for verdict

METRO.co.uk ^ | September 10, 2009

[Slings and Arrows]

A Turkish woman accused of cutting off her lover's penis must wait 18 months for a verdict and sentencing while a court determines whether his re-attached penis still functions, a court source said on Thursday.

[ClearCase_guy]

If surgical operation lasts longer than 11 hours, please see your doctor.

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆MANGLED GENITALS PING☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[BikerJoe]

must wait 18 months

According to her, it won't be long now...

[Just another Joe]

I’d hit it.

Once.

[Eaker]

In Texas, cases like this are cut and dried.

[Neets]

So wrong on so many levels.

[a fool in paradise]

A Turkish woman accused of cutting off her lover's penis must wait 18 months for a verdict and sentencing while a court determines whether his re-attached penis still functions

That's like saying a rape verdict should have a different level of punishment if the criminal actually got her pregnant.

[a fool in paradise]

Obamacare plans to save money on Viagra prescriptions by passing out a popsicle stick and duct tape instead.

[Slings and Arrows]

In Israel, they'd prosecute her for being an undocumented mohel.

[Tennessee_Bob]

With a stick, maybe.

[FourPeas]

The defendant...told the court she cut off her former lover's penis and threw it onto the roof of a neighbouring building

I....I.....

[FourPeas]

Any hopes he had of a happy ending went out the window.

[WayneS]

They WERE able to re-attach it?

Guess that means he won’t be going off half-cocked to testify against her.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Is this the perp ?

[WayneS]

...she cut off her former lover's penis and threw it onto the roof of a neighbouring building while he was drunk...

He must have been REALLY drunk!

[Slings and Arrows]

I certainly hope so.

[RikaStrom]

LOL

What is with the mangled d***s today? This is the second thread I’ve seen.

[SunkenCiv]

while a court determines whether his re-attached penis still functions

I would ask, but I'm not sure I wanna know how...

[tioga]

so what’s the complaint? no pics? ;^)

[llevrok]

Slings and Arrows; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86

If it doesn't grow back, he may be mistaken for Irish....