Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?

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[CharlesWayneCT]

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.

[amchugh]

Smurf video clip.

[CharlesWayneCT]

Thus illustrating that, in general, women are long-term thinkers and men are short-term thinkers.

And women are looking for reasons NOT to sleep with men, while men are looking to justify sleeping with a woman.

So while the woman, after 5 minutes, knows she’ll never want to be with a man, the man, after 5 minutes, has already re-evaluated his decision several times.

Not me, of course, as I am a happily married man. I just mean normal men. :-)

Thanks for your excellent observation.

[L,TOWM]

Some Freepers do seem to have this fixation on “any guy better looking than me MUST be gay”

I've never ascribed to that idea; I simply can't believe that every other guy in the world is a poofta.

As for female sexuality -- My understanding is that it took both male and female sexuality to my being in this world in this first place.

But that's just my opinion... ;-)

[Slings and Arrows]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhUWffcZKkQ

Bounce the rubble!

[theFIRMbss]

>Were I wearing a hat, I’d take it off to you

When girls start talking
about taking off their "hats"
I pine for their fjord!

[Oberon]

And women are looking for reasons NOT to sleep with men, while men are looking to justify sleeping with a woman.

Uh, Chuck, I think you may have this exactly backwards. That's just me, though.

[Rodney King]

Within five minutes of meeting a man, we know whether or not we will EVER sleep with him.

Unless he suddenly becomes rich.

[CharlesWayneCT]

I’m guessing it’s just the awkward phrasing. Let’s try again.

Women are looking for any excuse so they don’t have to sleep with a man.

Men are looking for any reason they can find to justify sleeping with a woman.

But it was a stupid thing to say anyway. I don’t know what I was thinking.

[rzeznikj at stout]

LOL

[rzeznikj at stout]

...and/or powerful

[Oberon]

Well, when I first became interested in women, my dance card included all the women in the world excluding family members, and I scratched women's names off the list as they proved disqualified. All the women I met, however, had blank dance cards which I struggled to get my name penciled into.

Then I got serious about Christ, and shortly after that got married, so I had to revise that way of thinking. Still, it's the way I was wired.

[beezdotcom]

Quit being a stick in the mud. It’s called satire. It’s meant to indicate that many of us are exasperated by the fact that the networks only hire lipstick porn queens to be talking heads.

Uh...I doubt many of the provocateurs are as high-minded as that. I suspect locker room hi-jinx more than scathing satirical commentary.

[Eagle Eye]

I guess ya just had to be there...not that I was, the pics just ended up in my camera somehow.

Amsterdam is quite a unique city!

[Xenalyte]

Say no more. "Amsterdam" tells us all we need to know. Those Dutch broads are NUTS.

[theFIRMbss]

>If you would like the youtube hit to use to make the world a better place

It's intriguing that
the "tribute" starts with a scroll
in the Star Wars style . . .

[xsmommy]

izzat eagle eye in the middle there? ; )

[Xenalyte]

That still is taken from a movie, but since I don’t know Eagle Eye personally, it’s entirely possible that really IS him.

[colorado tanker]

Excellent hijack. One of the funniest threads in a long time!

[Eagle Eye]

I wasn’t gonna do this but ya egged me on...so, yeah, I checked your profile page and...

I’d hit it! LOL

As long as you don’t hit me first and hurt me!

[Xenalyte]

This is one of the best threads EVER.

I’m just irked I can’t find the Fist of an Angry God picture.