Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?

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[CharlesWayneCT]

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.

[Oberon]

Yes, there are many cases recorded in scripture. Here's the account from Second Samuel:

One evening David got up from his bed and walked around on the roof of the palace. From the roof he saw a woman bathing. The woman was very beautiful, and David sent someone to find out about her. - 2 Samuel 2-3 (NIV)

[JRios1968]

There’s even an apocryphal book of the Bible that mentions IHI...In fact, there’s a picture somewhere out there of a church marquee citing that book...somewhere in the archives...

[rzeznikj at stout]

Indeed. Another individual case of IhI

[rzeznikj at stout]

Archives has the record, but not the picture:

Item #177089554

Description: Church Marquee/I’d Hit It in Holy Scripture

Enter Date: 11 May 1959

Location: Building 29; 4th Floor; Sector G

Removed Date: 26 April 2001

Memo: Lost in Fire 24 April 2001.

[nomorelurker]

The model for “Venus Rising” is thought be to a 1st cousin of Amerigo Vespucci (for whom the Americas are named). So in a sense you could “hit that” for the country.

[JRios1968]

Oh yes...the fire...

[rzeznikj at stout]

Yes, we lost a lot...

Finally got that section rebuilt—except we put another server room and some offices in there...

[JRios1968]

In support of the digitizing of the Institute’s history?

[rzeznikj at stout]

Well, that’s the hope, anyway...

[Oberon]

Traces of IhI can even be found in mankind's most primitive art. Note the idealized, though primitive, rendering of the feminine form in the so-called "Venus of Willendorf":

Undoubtedly this small piece of terra cotta was witness to many a neolithic cave-dweller's grunt of Ung Na-wok (trans: I'd hit that a lot).

[rzeznikj at stout]

Nope. Ung na-wok was “I need another spear”

[Oberon]

An alternative (though less widespread) theory holds that the Venus of Willendorf is a realistic rendering of Helen Thomas, who probably modeled for the sculpture.

[rzeznikj at stout]

Nope. The sculptor had 10 or 1l beers before he went to work...8^)

[pax_et_bonum]

Salacious Ping List ping!

[Huntress]

I agree with you. It’s tasteless.

[rzeznikj at stout]

(looks at clock)

Well, finally! 8^)

[decal]

“...the neolithic figurines exemplified by the Willendorf Venus. Beyond Rubenesque by contemporary standards, these figures probably nonetheless stood as examples of what stone-age Man would ‘hit.’”

So easy, even a caveman could hit it.

[pax_et_bonum]

(looks at you)

:-P

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[rzeznikj at stout]

Caveman: I'm not amused

(missing the original caveman-not-amused pic) 8^)

[JRios1968]