Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?

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[CharlesWayneCT]

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.

[NicknamedBob]

"Where’s the vacuum gone, anyway?"

Dustbunnies would be real comfortable at my house.

My wife doesn't like brooms, and Nature abhors a vacuum.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I don't know if the RoboMaid will clean the brothers bathroom. I suspect not. Even Robots have their standards.

Give Frank a little kiss from me.

[Monkey Face]

Dust bunnies live here...enough to vote....

[ThomasThomas]

Just open the front and back door a use a leaf blower. A battery power one is enough for most houses.

[NicknamedBob]

Hah! All of my leaves are skeered leaves. They hide in corners.

Besides, that might upset my spiders.

[Tax-chick]

[Travis T. OJustice]

Thanks for the update. I’ll bet she ruins several more uniforms in her career. Glad things are getting better. It’s a long 8 weeks if all goes well, even tougher given her unanticipated delays.

She can be grateful she has the option of going to thegym at night, i somehow always managed to find some kind of trouble and earned IT (Intensive Training) as a punishment each night. After a while, it actually got kind of fun, doing pushups and situps and running in place in the mud with an M1 with a lead-filled barrel for a couple hours a night.

All my best to her! Good luck Anoreth! You’ll get through it just fine!

There are tens of thousands of people paying good money to stay in Cape May right now, and she’s getting paid! How cool is that? :)

[Tax-chick]

There are tens of thousands of people paying good money to stay in Cape May

She says it smells bad, the weather is crummy, and the seagulls are bigger than our cat.

They seem to be calling punishment drills "incentive training" now. Anoreth said she saw her old unit, 181-W, carrying lifeboats around the drill field.

[Darksheare]

We have failed (sorta) because there are those who haven’t yet heard of the chaotic jumble that is the undead thread.
*sniffle*

[Jewbacca]

"Face not so pretty"

?!@#

Goes to show the difference between men and women. I think her figure is merely cute, but her face is stunning. Maybe it's a Jewish guy thing. She looks like a girl I had a crush on in school.

[Tax-chick]

Goes to show the difference between men and women.

I don't think so. Men find a variety of different faces pretty, and some will say "Huh?" at women others think are gorgeous. People just have different tastes.

Who is it, anyway?

[Jewbacca]

Anne Hathaway.

[Tax-chick]

You’re kidding! Not good pictures of her at all, because she often looks very beautiful.

[Dead Corpse]

[ThomasThomas]

FRANCIS?

[Tax-chick]

Bibi!

[Dead Corpse]

KEVIN?

[Dead Corpse]

TACTICAL?

[Tax-chick]

Xot, how hungry would you have to be?

[Jewbacca]

What the hell is “tactical bacon?”