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I understand its first owner was Helen Thomas...
1 posted on 07/20/2005 10:24:42 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

Most of the men in her life have turned to stone also, I'm sure


2 posted on 07/20/2005 10:31:43 PM PDT by digger48
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To: Aussie Dasher

An impressive specimen, to be sure...but it's still not as big as Gerhard Schroeder.


4 posted on 07/20/2005 10:34:10 PM PDT by RichInOC (...oops, did I say that out loud?)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Dick Cheney is still the Big Kahoona!


13 posted on 07/20/2005 10:48:42 PM PDT by MarineBrat (We are taxed twice as much by our idleness. -- Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Found it in Robert Byrd's pants?


16 posted on 07/21/2005 4:24:11 AM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: Dashing Dasher

Here's one for your Women Of Substance ping list.


18 posted on 07/21/2005 7:16:34 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Whoever was the Poor unlucky owner...

He surely made the mistake of NOT contactin his doctor if his "h***-on" lasted "for more than 3 to 4 hours".

[see ANY Viagra precription disclaimers for more info...or not. ;) ]

19 posted on 07/21/2005 9:40:18 AM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 ("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
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To: Aussie Dasher

There's a 28,000 year old d!ck in the senate called Sheets Byrd.


29 posted on 07/21/2005 11:39:08 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

...and folks were wondering why Jacko is moving to Berlin...


33 posted on 07/21/2005 12:19:11 PM PDT by SGCOS
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To: Aussie Dasher

Well of course there was a need for such things back then...

Those women probably got lonely. Who wants to date a chick with a big thick forehead, and brown teeth?


34 posted on 07/21/2005 12:24:47 PM PDT by ovrtaxt
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To: Aussie Dasher

Does it take C cells, or do D cells fit?


37 posted on 07/21/2005 1:00:35 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
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To: Aussie Dasher
On top of that, I think I just read the first thread the phallus has posted.

OK, maybe it wasn't the same phallus, but there is no doubt it was posted by a phallus.


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38 posted on 07/21/2005 2:20:02 PM PDT by sharktrager (My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
"... archeologists rebuilt the phallus, which is 20 centimetres long and three centimetres wide."

Neaderthal man #1: Know how to get 20 centimeters?
Neanderthal man #2: No. How?
Neanderthal man #1: Well, I just fold mine in half!

(translated from writings on the cave wall at the site)

41 posted on 07/22/2005 11:52:47 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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To: blam; FairOpinion; Ernest_at_the_Beach; StayAt HomeMother; 24Karet; 3AngelaD; asp1; ...
Another "Tallywacker" ping to welcome aboard our new GGG members.

To all -- please ping me to other topics which are appropriate for the GGG list. Thanks.
Please FREEPMAIL me if you want on, off, or alter the "Gods, Graves, Glyphs" PING list --
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43 posted on 07/25/2005 9:04:43 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated by FR profile on Tuesday, May 10, 2005.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Size matters.


45 posted on 07/25/2005 9:34:26 PM PDT by wildbill
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To: Aussie Dasher; SunkenCiv

If it were clear quartz, I would advance the theory it was an early prototype rigid colonoscopy endoscope. That is about the size they used on me the first time.

(Greatest invention of the 20th Century: the flexible fiber-optic endoscope.)

Thanks for the post; and thanks for the ping.


46 posted on 07/25/2005 9:45:25 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The world needs more work horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Is it possible that you all are reading something into the artifact that is not really there?

I am unable to link to the pic so I can't say for sure what it looks like.

50 posted on 07/26/2005 12:33:22 AM PDT by Dustbunny (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist)
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To: cjshapi

Ping.


51 posted on 07/26/2005 3:41:01 AM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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To: martin_fierro

Ping


55 posted on 08/10/2005 4:46:22 AM PDT by Born Conservative ("If not us, who? And if not now, when? - Ronald Reagan)
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