I understand its first owner was Helen Thomas...
To: Aussie Dasher
Most of the men in her life have turned to stone also, I'm sure
2 posted on
07/20/2005 10:31:43 PM PDT by
digger48
To: Aussie Dasher
An impressive specimen, to be sure...but it's still not as big as Gerhard Schroeder.
4 posted on
07/20/2005 10:34:10 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(...oops, did I say that out loud?)
To: Aussie Dasher
Dick Cheney is still the Big Kahoona!
13 posted on
07/20/2005 10:48:42 PM PDT by
MarineBrat
(We are taxed twice as much by our idleness. -- Benjamin Franklin)
To: Aussie Dasher
Found it in Robert Byrd's pants?
To: Dashing Dasher
Here's one for your Women Of Substance ping list.
18 posted on
07/21/2005 7:16:34 AM PDT by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America)
To: Aussie Dasher
Whoever was the Poor unlucky owner...
He surely made the mistake of NOT contactin his doctor if his "h***-on" lasted "for more than 3 to 4 hours".
[see ANY Viagra precription disclaimers for more info...or not. ;) ]
19 posted on
07/21/2005 9:40:18 AM PDT by
ExcursionGuy84
("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
To: Aussie Dasher
There's a 28,000 year old d!ck in the senate called Sheets Byrd.
29 posted on
07/21/2005 11:39:08 AM PDT by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: Aussie Dasher
...and folks were wondering why Jacko is moving to Berlin...
33 posted on
07/21/2005 12:19:11 PM PDT by
SGCOS
To: Aussie Dasher
Well of course there was a need for such things back then...
Those women probably got lonely. Who wants to date a chick with a big thick forehead, and brown teeth?
34 posted on
07/21/2005 12:24:47 PM PDT by
ovrtaxt
To: Aussie Dasher
Does it take C cells, or do D cells fit?
37 posted on
07/21/2005 1:00:35 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
To: Aussie Dasher
38 posted on
07/21/2005 2:20:02 PM PDT by
sharktrager
(My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
To: Aussie Dasher
"... archeologists rebuilt the phallus, which is 20 centimetres long and three centimetres wide."Neaderthal man #1: Know how to get 20 centimeters?
Neanderthal man #2: No. How?
Neanderthal man #1: Well, I just fold mine in half!
(translated from writings on the cave wall at the site)
To: blam; FairOpinion; Ernest_at_the_Beach; StayAt HomeMother; 24Karet; 3AngelaD; asp1; ...
Another "Tallywacker" ping to welcome aboard our new GGG members.
To all -- please ping me to other topics which are appropriate for the GGG list. Thanks. Please FREEPMAIL me if you want on, off, or alter the "Gods, Graves, Glyphs" PING list --
Archaeology/Anthropology/Ancient Cultures/Artifacts/Antiquities, etc.
The GGG Digest -- Gods, Graves, Glyphs (alpha order)
43 posted on
07/25/2005 9:04:43 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated by FR profile on Tuesday, May 10, 2005.)
To: Aussie Dasher
45 posted on
07/25/2005 9:34:26 PM PDT by
wildbill
To: Aussie Dasher; SunkenCiv
If it were clear quartz, I would advance the theory it was an early prototype rigid colonoscopy endoscope. That is about the size they used on me the first time.
(Greatest invention of the 20th Century: the flexible fiber-optic endoscope.)
Thanks for the post; and thanks for the ping.
46 posted on
07/25/2005 9:45:25 PM PDT by
ApplegateRanch
(The world needs more work horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
To: Aussie Dasher
Is it possible that you all are reading something into the artifact that is not really there?
I am unable to link to the pic so I can't say for sure what it looks like.
50 posted on
07/26/2005 12:33:22 AM PDT by
Dustbunny
(The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist)
To: cjshapi
51 posted on
07/26/2005 3:41:01 AM PDT by
Junior
(Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
To: martin_fierro
55 posted on
08/10/2005 4:46:22 AM PDT by
Born Conservative
("If not us, who? And if not now, when? - Ronald Reagan)
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