Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers

The Register ^ | 5/18/05 | Lester Haines

[pissant]

The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why. ®

[missyme]

I will! I now go to VON'S where people don't fart on you!

[arasina]

Well, you're bad, bad, bad in a good, good, goooood way. :^P

[pissant]

You won't even notice that, you'll be in such a state of bliss....

[pissant]

Well good nite ya'll. Tell Dasher I placed a rush order for her when she gets here!

[arasina]

That's what i want And then i wish Bush and USA will make a new alliance

No...but the ability to oscillate at 60 cycles per second does.

ROFL! Sometimes your last cut-and-paste makes for an interesting juxtaposition of threads, no?

[Texas Eagle]

Just for that, I should post a nekkid picture of Helen Thomas.

Hey. If you want to get yourself perma-banned....

[Slings and Arrows]

I think Helen Thomas wore one of these to a Michael Moore retrospective.

I think she's wearing them here:

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Sometimes your last cut-and-paste makes for an interesting juxtaposition of threads, no?

Indeed. I rely on (sometimes too heavily) a utility that stores a history of the last 200 cut 'n' pastes. For some reason it didn't save the last one. The one I wanted....and then I hit 'post' and ...whoops.
As Popeye would say..."How embaraskin'."

[dc27]

How did I know that, just by reading the title, that you posted this?

[arasina]

Further clarification: Yuh Unnnnghworthy. (See? I think 'Unnnngh' is an expression of delightfully good whereas apparently it is intended to communicate bad.)

I yam making no sense. Am I the only one who understands this? LOL

[F16Fighter]

Hmmm...You know something I don't?:^D

[Slings and Arrows]

I think Helen Thomas wore one of these to a Michael Moore retrospective.

Definitely here:

[octobersky]

ROTFL

[arasina]

Yankee Clipper? That's what I use and I've almost had the same 'embarraskin' result.

I always try to remember the extra 'P' step: Cut, Paste, Preview, THEN Post. :o)

[Diddle E. Squat]

Paging Mr. www.BulletBras.net

[F16Fighter]

WARNING TO ALL THOSE DINING AT THE MOMENT:

Ooooh, mmmmm...how I wish I were Bill Clinton in that pic....

[F16Fighter]

"'Unnnngh' is an expression of delightfully good whereas apparently it is intended to communicate bad."

Something like, "Mmmm, you sho is nasty, Big Fella."? :-D

[Slings and Arrows]

Ooooh, mmmmm...how I wish I were Bill Clinton in that pic....

[arasina]

Hush. If you don't, I'll mention the toe show on NBC. LOL