Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers

The Register ^ | 5/18/05 | Lester Haines

[pissant]

The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why. ®

[pissant]

Hell, I wouldn't either!

[Texas Eagle]

You are TRULY warped for even imagining that....

Well, come on. What else explains her wardrobe consisting strictly of Ol' Krusty?

[Born Conservative]

Vibrating panty ping.

[shaggy eel]

We should get a cut of the increased profits!

,,, [ever the altruist] I just like to see people happy :)

[martin_fierro]

Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery.

It took four more weeks to pry the silly grin off her face.

[trussell]

You made me laugh even more...grape soda all over my monitor!!!

[pissant]

I think the story was a plant to get free publicity! In San Fran, the mens version is already a top seller!

[nutmeg]

Definitely one for the Just Damn list!

Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants???

[arasina]

LOL! You bad, bad, bad.

[sweetliberty]

"I've been grounded???"

You know better than to post pictures of that Ckinton woman(?) in the context of a discussion with such a "sensitive" nature. Just think of all the FReepers you will have caused to have nightmares and digestive disturbances now. You should be ashamed of yourself!

[F16Fighter]

I prefer to think of myself as "good, good, goooood" :-P

[Texas Eagle]

Just think of all the FReepers you will have caused to have nightmares and digestive disturbances now. You should be ashamed of yourself!

Are you serious? That's what I live for.

[missyme]

I thought everybody on Pissant's threads had Passion Pants? LOL>>>

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

I think Helen Thomas wore one of these to a Michael Moore retrospective.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

That's what i want And then i wish Bush and USA will make a new alliance

No...but the ability to oscillate at 60 cycles per second does.

[sweetliberty]

"That's what I live for."

I was afraid of that. Just for that, I should post a nekkid picture of Helen Thomas.

[pissant]

You should now. Apparently they work. Just avoid Albertsons while so attired!

[nutmeg]

You can't make this stuff up ping! ;-D

[pissant]

That is one BAD visual! yikes

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Sorry. Let me try that again......

Proof that size does not matter.

No...but the ability to oscillate at 60 cycles per second does.

Don't know how that happened. How embarrassing.