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Those guys who want to get their wives preggo, be patient.
1 posted on 08/31/2004 6:52:42 PM PDT by Pharmboy
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To: Pharmboy

How much did we spend on THIS study?


2 posted on 08/31/2004 6:53:27 PM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (http://www.drunkenbuffoonery.com/mboards/)
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Anybody who ever donated to a sperm bank knows this- they tell you if your count is low, to not ejaculate for four whole days before going in to "deposit". They now need a study?


3 posted on 08/31/2004 6:54:55 PM PDT by DBrow
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To: Pharmboy

And I thought going blind was my biggest concern ...


4 posted on 08/31/2004 6:55:30 PM PDT by AHerald
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Flushing the radiator, lowers the effective level of the antifreeze. Duh!


5 posted on 08/31/2004 6:55:34 PM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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TMI, Pharmboy, TMI.


6 posted on 08/31/2004 6:56:18 PM PDT by Unknown Freeper
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To: Pharmboy

Like, DUH!


8 posted on 08/31/2004 6:57:21 PM PDT by COURAGE (A charter member of the Grim FReeper Club)
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To: Pharmboy
A funny (and true) story:

A friend of mine was having some problems with his urination (don't ask). So the doctor tells him he'll need a sample. The day of the test the nurse hands him a cup and points to the bathroom. My friend walks in and a few seconds later walks back out and says, out loud and in front of a group of nurses, "Where are the magazines and videos?" The nurse gets pissed off and yells, "IT'S A URINE SAMPLE!"

10 posted on 08/31/2004 6:58:47 PM PDT by Undertow ("I have found some kind of temporary sanity...")
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THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS! he ejaculated.
11 posted on 08/31/2004 7:00:00 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Harsh not my mellow)
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So, taking away means less?

What a concept!

There's a political lessong to be learned here, somewhere.

14 posted on 08/31/2004 7:02:26 PM PDT by AmericanCheeseFood (Zing!)
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To: Pharmboy

Remember guys!

Every sperm is sacred! ;-)


16 posted on 08/31/2004 7:03:04 PM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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This story reminds me of my earliest memory. If I recall correctly, I went to the prom with my dad and went home with my mom.


17 posted on 08/31/2004 7:05:37 PM PDT by Lawgvr1955 (Kerry: Like Gruber from McHale's Navy TV - Always after a Purple Heart)
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Thank you for posting this. Out of curiosity, does this duplicate any American study on the matter? Thank you, Norski


18 posted on 08/31/2004 7:08:03 PM PDT by Norski
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"No seasonal variations in sperm levels, movement, or shape were seen"

Mine wear fur coats and boots in the winter, sunglasses in the summer, and always fasten their seatbelts before take off.

21 posted on 08/31/2004 7:25:53 PM PDT by spunkets
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To: Pharmboy

Common sense


23 posted on 09/01/2004 1:57:49 PM PDT by exnavy
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The "law of diminishing returns" strikes again.


24 posted on 09/01/2004 1:58:28 PM PDT by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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The more a man ejaculates each week, the lower his sperm levels fall, new research shows

HAH! This headline should read:

Men who don't ejaculate regularly turn into gibbering drooling idiots, study finds. Or disingenuous filmmakers.

25 posted on 09/01/2004 2:00:41 PM PDT by Shryke (Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.)
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Hold on let me play the clinton advocate.

As noted, sperm levels fell as weekly ejaculatory frequency increased. Compared with one ejaculation, sperm level fell 29 percent with two ejaculations and by 41 percent with three ejaculations. In contrast, ejaculatory frequency seemed to have no effect on sperm movement or shape.

If movement and shape are unchanged, and level only falls 29% with two ejaculations, aren't you still ahead of the game? Wouldn't it have to fall 50% for it to be a net wash? Sure, you have fewer chances to win each time you play, but you get to play more times, so you're still ahead, so to speak.

26 posted on 09/01/2004 2:05:58 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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OK, they've got data for twice and three times a week. Do they have data for people who aren't priests or 90 years old? :-)


31 posted on 09/02/2004 9:53:50 AM PDT by Right Wing Professor (www.swiftvets.com: where the truth lives on, after 35 years of Kerry lies.)
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To: Pharmboy

Big duh on this one.

Cells take time to divide and multiply.


33 posted on 09/05/2004 6:26:23 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Kerry/Edwards. Between the two of them, I'd be safer with a slimy spitball.)
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PING


34 posted on 09/09/2004 10:34:29 PM PDT by KangarooJacqui (What did John Kerry do on 9/11? He sat there like a stuned beeber.)
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