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To: AmishDude; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...

Sorry.

I just haven't been able to have fun since I had to sell my jack-boots on eBay...



Let me see if I can attract some fun people....


40,359 posted on 11/10/2004 3:15:28 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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40,360 posted on 11/10/2004 3:20:23 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: tiamat
tiamat!! How are you?
40,364 posted on 11/10/2004 3:30:34 PM PST by trussell (Unemployed intellectual...will act like a pompous ass for food!!)
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LOL I thought you were pinging for help......square cheeses with frilly toothpicks.....jack booted bunnies.....sounds like fun to me!


40,366 posted on 11/10/2004 3:31:58 PM PST by OSHA (George W Bush - 59,054,087 <----- That's ME (The dumb one on the end!))
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To: tiamat
Someone call for attractive, fun people?

Here I are!!!!


40,385 posted on 11/10/2004 3:48:02 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Democrat credo: If we win, we win: if we lose it is theft!)
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40,408 posted on 11/10/2004 4:12:51 PM PST by Lady Jag (YAHOOO!!! W2!!!)
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Ah Jackboots, I have been told that I would look cute in jackboots.


40,411 posted on 11/10/2004 4:20:45 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Watch out! I have bunny slippers and I am not afraid to use them!)
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You rang?


40,429 posted on 11/10/2004 6:29:39 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: tiamat; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; Conspiracy Guy; Asphalt
"I just haven't been able to have fun since I had to sell my jack-boots on eBay..."

I'd like to have a pair of Jack-Boots. Of course, mine would be ... different.

You would use them to "jack" yourself up to being taller. So you could reach that stuff on the top shelf.

I guess they should be more properly called "stilt boots", a smaller scale device to those industrial stilts the drywall finishers use.

Everything would be built in. They would look like regular engineer boots, but you could activate a mechanism, and extend them out in stages, as you get taller and taller. Then when you finish your task, just collapse them back to normal size again.

There you go -- Jack-Boots. Send the money to NicknamedBob.

40,434 posted on 11/10/2004 6:43:39 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My first book is out! -- You may need gloves... AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne.)
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To: tiamat; AmishDude

But I LIKED your jack-boots.
Went well with the Col Klink impersonation..
..and that ridiculous round ash-tray doubling as a monocle.
(I admit to being the guy who keep sticking the bubble gum wrappers in the ash tray. Since I don't smoke, not since I quit bursting into flames, I have no other reason to use one..)


40,436 posted on 11/10/2004 6:55:18 PM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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