Curse Words For Janet Jackson (It's Morford, what do you expect?)

sfgate.com ^ | February 4, 2003 | Mark Morford, San Francisco's prodigal son/daughter

[El Conservador]

Jaws were clenched. Brows were furrowed. Scowls were scowled. Fake sanctimony was hissed. Pasty cellulitic butts were scrunched. This is what happened.

Just last week, well before Janet Jackson reignited her limp career in the most nipple-riffic PR stunt in months, uptight members of Congress from all corners squeezed their narrow ideologies into little fiery balls and decided to berate, as they so often do, radio and TV for being "vile, crude, disgusting, and awful," yo hey pot kettle black. And, lo, lightning did not strike them dead on the spot.

[Clemenza]

Morford ping!

[CyberAnt]

I don't ever read what this idiot writes, and quite frankly I cannot understand why this garbage is even posted here. It has no educational value. It has no political value. IT JUST PLAIN HAS NO VALUE. It's nothing but a gay person's demented and distorted point of view.

[beckett]

Morford without a doubt is the biggest creep writing today in a mainstream publication, and that takes into account Frank Rich, Joe Conason and Katha Pollitt. OK, maybe Ted Ralls and Michelangelo Signorile are in this guy's league, but that's about it.

Every phrase is crafted for maximum smart-alecky condescension. It's revolting, and the sign of a small mind.

[Prodigal Son]

Is that Morford or the 'common man' he sees himself writing for?

[Bluntpoint]

It may or not be Morford, but I'm sure you will find some of Morford's DNA on or in this fairy!

[presidio9]

"delicious f-word..."

[presidio9]

Say Mark, I think I heard your friend was looking for you...

[hobbes1]

Wow, Morford is gonna be pi$$ed. That guy has his lunch unwrapped, and it will likely get cold.

[Scenic Sounds]

Jaws were clenched. Brows were furrowed. Scowls were scowled. Fake sanctimony was hissed. Pasty cellulitic butts were scrunched. This is what happened.

Another Cultural Suicide ping!

[Judith Anne]

Ugly article. Bad post.

[gcruse]

NFL players can kneel in smarmy bogus prayer rituals, praying fervently to crush the other team's vertebrae and win a shiny trophy.

The Superbowl : Does God care?

I Have A Question About God: Does God Care Who Wins the SuperBowl or World Series?

Sammy

Dear Sammy,
To the extent that there is a God, yes.  In other words, no.

GIPC HelpLine

[presidio9]

[gcruse]

Someone, somewhere, came up with the phrase, "The Ongoing Crisis." It may have been Ben Stein. If it wasn't, it was the Cliquot Eskimo Club.

[Prodigal Son]

It may or not be Morford, but I'm sure you will find some of Morford's DNA on or in this fairy!

On or in.

Ahhhhhh...... Oh my.... More than I care to contemplate....

[bigcheese]

oh now ... that is just wrong!

[Scenic Sounds]

Did you say encore?

Okay, as a special tribute to Janet (the real victim in all this), you got it:

"My Sunday Girl"

[mountaineer]

Now rush off to bed kids, and read your Bibles while Mommy and Daddy pop some Zoloft and Levitra and crack a few Bud Lights and head off to the fetish dungeon to lick our new Ford GT.

Morford is an anal orifice, and he just simply wears me out with nonsense like this. Fetish dungeon? Sounds like projection to me.

[gcruse]

My dog thinks I am crazy.  She doesn't understand me thumping the floor rhythmically sans being scratched right here.  I've tried to explain banjoistic accentuation to her, but she just tilts her head in incomprehension.  Maybe when she's older.

Alors!  We've been Backy Smokeroomed!  How wicked.  I think I'll light up.

[JusCurious]

who is this Morford??

[gcruse]

You're going to love the internet once you get the hang of it. ;)