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Man Chops Off Own Testicle in Dispute With Wife
Yahoo ^ | 12/22/03

Posted on 12/22/2003 8:10:12 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar

Man Chops Off Testicle in Dispute with Wife

NAIROBI (Reuters) - A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a row with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident, police said on Monday.

Police rushed 26-year-old Stephen Ongala to hospital after he stumbled into their police station in the border town of Busia in western Kenya on Friday bleeding heavily.

"He said he did it because he had had a disagreement with his wife," said deputy police chief Shadrack Maithya. "If we get evidence that he tried to take his life, then we may charge him because it is a criminal offence."


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To: mseltzer
Painful?

Put some ice on it.

81 posted on 12/22/2003 10:53:43 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
"My wife may be small. But she's strong... first baby come out sideways.And she didn't even scream or nuthin."

Excellent! My wife had a two at a time and DID have a few choice words to say at "the escape". Since we knew in advance what was expected, I asked her to "scream" ........... 'let them both be conservatives'. However, her words came out slightly differently.

Oh well.

82 posted on 12/22/2003 11:01:07 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: mseltzer
A moose bit off one of my sister's nuts while I was in the shower.

Is your sister's name, Janet?

83 posted on 12/22/2003 11:03:00 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
That'll show her...
84 posted on 12/22/2003 11:23:48 AM PST by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Another great line.
"How cold do you think it is?"

"One."
85 posted on 12/22/2003 11:28:13 AM PST by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: Rightly Biased
"We were robbed!"

"Oh... Do you think so????"
86 posted on 12/22/2003 11:38:58 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
"Those aren't pillows"
87 posted on 12/22/2003 12:26:27 PM PST by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: DannyTN
The mod seems to be supersensitive to this discussion.

No,the mods are not 'supersensitive to this discussion'.

A good deal of our actions are based on complaints from others.We evaluated these complaints and act if appropriate.

Some threads get out of hand early and we have several choices: pull the thead, ban people, or move the thread.

In this case, the thread has nothing to do with FR's purpose and rather than pull it, we put it in the Smokey Back Room where people are warned that language and opinions are looser than in the other forums

88 posted on 12/22/2003 1:23:37 PM PST by Sidebar Moderator
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To: mseltzer
There is corrective surgery for that nowadays.

Yes, but as much as I like men, that would make me gay. Think I'll just live with my "birth defect."

89 posted on 12/22/2003 7:48:50 PM PST by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: farmfriend
You are confusing gay with transgendered. That is so "unenlightened" of you. Lucky for you that I am in a forgiving mood, or I would seek your banishment from FR for insulting our gay and transgendered friends. Go back to public school and re-learn your sexual terminology please.
90 posted on 12/22/2003 11:51:00 PM PST by mseltzer (Happy Chanukah)
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To: thesummerwind
NO! just half nuts'!!!!!
91 posted on 12/23/2003 3:02:10 AM PST by .45MAN (I don't know, What I don't know)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
at least he didn't go off half-cocked ...
92 posted on 12/23/2003 4:37:38 AM PST by fnord (Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence)
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To: MotleyGirl70
I was wondering if you cut one off, can the other one fall out of the hole?
93 posted on 12/24/2003 3:49:24 AM PST by EuroFrog (A chicken by any other name still tastes like chicken.)
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To: duckln; 11th Earl of Mar
OMG, he is deeply saddened.....
94 posted on 12/24/2003 3:52:42 AM PST by EuroFrog (A chicken by any other name still tastes like chicken.)
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To: fnord
at least he didn't go off half-cocked ...

OMG, words escape me.

95 posted on 12/24/2003 3:55:42 AM PST by EuroFrog (A chicken by any other name still tastes like chicken.)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Not sure we got the full story here ?? ...


If you don't, then I WILL !! ...


96 posted on 12/28/2003 3:09:18 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Hillary is a TRAITOR !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/HitlerTraitor6.JPG)
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To: autoresponder; PhilDragoo
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97 posted on 12/28/2003 3:10:45 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Hillary is a TRAITOR !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/HitlerTraitor6.JPG)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Man chops off own testicle in a dispute with his wife? Bet he's a Democrat.
98 posted on 12/29/2003 8:34:27 PM PST by NCPAC
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To: thesummerwind
One of my favorites is Steve Martin and the pillow. Great movie.
99 posted on 12/30/2003 2:02:50 PM PST by SavannahMan
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To: DannyTN
good one!
100 posted on 01/06/2004 6:29:25 PM PST by Walnut
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