[farmfriend]

There is corrective surgery for that nowadays.

Yes, but as much as I like men, that would make me gay. Think I'll just live with my "birth defect."

[mseltzer]

You are confusing gay with transgendered. That is so "unenlightened" of you. Lucky for you that I am in a forgiving mood, or I would seek your banishment from FR for insulting our gay and transgendered friends. Go back to public school and re-learn your sexual terminology please.