Man Chops Off Own Testicle in Dispute With Wife

Yahoo ^ | 12/22/03

[11th Earl of Mar]

Man Chops Off Testicle in Dispute with Wife

NAIROBI (Reuters) - A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a row with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident, police said on Monday.

Police rushed 26-year-old Stephen Ongala to hospital after he stumbled into their police station in the border town of Busia in western Kenya on Friday bleeding heavily.

"He said he did it because he had had a disagreement with his wife," said deputy police chief Shadrack Maithya. "If we get evidence that he tried to take his life, then we may charge him because it is a criminal offence."

[Charles Henrickson]

Man Chops Off Testicle in Dispute with Wife

Which one was in dispute?

[thesummerwind]

If only Clinton's father (whoever he may have been) had doubled this trick, we'd be alot better off today!

[MotleyGirl70]

Left or right?

Being a female I wouldn't know, but is the removal of one less painful than the other? Or is it equally painful, being the left junk or the right junk.

[mseltzer]

I don't have any to start with.



Birth defect?

[thesummerwind]

Beautiful. Candy was brilliant. I miss the big guy.

He is a very under-rated guy. He was a very fine actor.

[farmfriend]

Birth defect?

Hahahaha, female. Smart ass! LOL

[mseltzer]

Hahahaha, female.



Ah! The worst kind of birth defect. There is corrective surgery for that nowadays.

[thesummerwind]

Remember Kevin Bacon's part in that movie (Planes, Trains, and Automobiles)?

I'd about give one nut to see that movie again. ;)

[11th Earl of Mar]

Kevin Bacon running for the cab.

That is one of my family's favorite movies.

"My wife may be small. But she's strong... first baby come out sideways. And she didn't even scream or nuthin."

[11th Earl of Mar]

Nobody shoved this guy's testicle in your face and nobody laid it on the floor either.

You came on this thread voluntarily.

[mseltzer]

A moose bit off one of my sister's nuts while I was in the shower.

[TheBigB]

one of my sister's nuts

Uhhhh....

[putupon]

Well it all has to do w/ the mechanics, as in the blade angle (assuming the gentleman was right handed) and did he draw the blade toward or away from his thigh?

And in the psychological arena, did he place a greater value on one more than the other?

Could this be tribal, those from one tribe consider a left or right of greater signifigance?

So many pertinent questions are left unanswered in the article.

[mseltzer]

It's true. I think the moose was really attracted to her by the smell of the cheese.

[MotleyGirl70]

And in the psychological arena, did he place a greater value on one more than the other?

Oh so NOW those things you guys walk around with have VALUE? LOL!

[putupon]

Oh so NOW those things you guys walk around with have VALUE?

They're not known as the "family jewels" for nothing. I would post the carats of mine, but I don't want to appear boastful.

[duckln]

You came on this thread voluntarily

True. But why should I have to sort through all the 'sicko' titles. It's starting to tell me that FR has changed, drastically. A board loaded with 'Sicko' kooks getting their jollies on what a few 'crazies' do and adnauseum kicking it around for fun is IMHO worst than pornography.

What the hell do you do all day? Search Google for 'testicles', etc? I'm deeply saddened by the response you're getting which must be encouraging. It sets a role model for other 'lazies' who would like to compete in distracting from the purpose of FR to get a little attention.

[11th Earl of Mar]

That is why you Buchananites, and your candidate, do so poorly in the polls.

You have no sense of humor.

FR HAS changed. It used to be that on slow news days that we could keep busy with stories like this.

Now we moved to 'chat.'

So there is your solution.

Stay out of chat.

[HELLRAISER II]

I understand what you're trying to say, however the "Man Chops off own testicle in Dispute with wife." title isn't one that you would have to sort through to know that it dealt with a subject matter you don't want to be involved with.

[DannyTN]

"It means the mod lost his sense of humor."

Well now it's been moved to "the backroom", wherever that is.

The mod seems to be supersensitive to this discussion.