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Hitler is not happy about #KavanaughConfirmation. https://youtu.be/DjtTjgw_Rxw

Trump can push Kavanaugh across the finish line and in a very Trumpian way. 1) Mention casually and in a campaign speech that if the Senate doesn't confirm Kavanaugh, he has other nominees in queue and the next one is someone the Democrats *really* won't like. 2) Invite Larry Klayman to come visit the White House, through a side entrance to make it look like Trump is hiding him clumsily. 3) Invite Janice Rogers Brown to make the same visit only she arrives through the front door. 4) Invite Judge Roy Moore to visit the White House through the side...

Imagine you are the Judicial Committee (the non-leftists) driving in The Great Big Red, White, and Blue 1973 Buick LeSabre of Judicial Candidate Sanity, driven by President Donald Trump and the car is packed with Grassley, Graham, and Kavanaugh snugly in the front seat along with the President, and the spacious back seat holds the rest of them. There are no Democrats in the car. There is, however, one other occupant of the car, and that is Jeff Flake, whose muffled protests and thumps from the trunk can be faintly heard above the laughter of everyone else in the car....

I tried to have a nice barbecue and a bunch of people showed up to protest it...-.-

Kavanaugh Stole My G.I. Joe When I Was Six Years Old

HERE ARE 35 FAMOUS PAINTINGSBelow, 20 have been used to create the history of the Kavanaugh nomination. How many could you name?

Whoever did this did a very good job! Very funny.

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she said. “Interesting,” the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came...

Writing A Ticket Goes Wrong for the Police! - Just Shenanigans

I was watching Tucker Carlson and came across this creepy but totally hilarious commercial. It is so funny at the end because if we were in that guy's place I am sure we would scream my head off too. Because coming across a talking pumpkin head would indeed be a scary as hell thing!

A poster at 4chan made an unconfirmed claim Tuesday morning that he and his girlfriend punked porn star attorney and Trump antagonist Michael Avenatti. The two said they were behind Avenatti going public with an outrageously false story accusing Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and his prep school classmate Mark Judge of plying women at school era parties with drugs and alcohol so they could be gang raped by a “train” of men.

Genius! Someone took the audio from an 80s documentary on teen mental illness and put video of crazy leftists in full TDS mode. Fits perfectly.

This is the funniest meme I have seen yet

Donald Trump Jr. offered once more to help pay for “one-way” tickets for any Democrats who are still interested in leaving the country because Donald Trump became president.‘”Trump … A president so great, that Democrats who said they would leave America if he won, decided to stay,” a post on Trump Jr.’s Instagram account on Thursday read that included a photo of the president.The first son captioned the photo, “True story. I’ll help with one way tickets if they’re still interested…. only catch is they have to stay #winning.” Trump Jr. and his brother Eric Trump also made a similar offer...

Senator Grassley agrees to more time....sometime tomorrow.... or maybe Sunday... and if needed perhaps Monday... and if absolutely necessary Tuesday.... and if really pressed it will be Wednesday..... ...and....lol Just reading the 'balless republican' tea leaves. I truly hope I'm WRONG.... What do you think? Does Grassley cave....again?

Dr. Ford finally reports her assault to the local police, the Montgomery County (MD) Sheriff Dept. *RING!!* "Hello, this is Corporal Rayburn, Montgomery County Sheriff Office." "H-h-hello? Is anyone there?" "Ma'am, you'll have to speak up." "I'm - I'm sorry. I want to report an ...attempted rape and assault." "What is your name, please?" "My name is Chrissy-er, Christine. Christine Ford." "Christine with a Ch or a K, ma'am?" "That's Doctor Ford." "OK, ok. Who did this ... attempted rape and assault, ma'am?" "Judge Brett Kavanaugh." "That was rather direct, ma'am. When did this attempted rape occur? "Ah, awhile back....

U.S.—Many people seem confused by socialist leaders, who are often well-off, amassing wealth and luxuries for themselves while complaining about the excesses of capitalism, but those socialists have clarified that they never intended socialism for themselves, just for everyone else. “I’m doing pretty well for myself and don’t need socialism,” Bernie Sanders, who is a member of the one percent and owns multiple houses, explained. “Other people aren’t doing so well, and we should redistribute their wealth amongst each other, but I’m fine as I am.” This was reiterated by multi-millionaire Jim Carrey. While the salary he gets paid could...

This is an audio parody of the 2016 presidential campaign, based on "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald". In spite of the fact that the sing/producer has only a mediocre voice, it is a well done parody, and entertaining. I laughed out loud!

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the Senate holds hearings to confirm Judge Brett Kavanaugh as the next Supreme Court justice, Democrats have come up with a new tactic — the only tactic left to them since Harry Reid “nuked” the filibuster: impotently shaking their fists in disapproval. “We won’t take this lying down,” Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer vowed. “Nor will we take it while standing. We plan to take it while sitting and shaking our fists. Let the last thing Kavanaugh sees before his lifetime appointment be a number of fists bobbing about, expressing a threat no one here is capable of...

The case of the missing red ruby slippers is closed. Minneapolis FBI agents and local law enforcement will hold a news conference Tuesday afternoon to announce they've recovered one of four known surviving pairs of ruby slippers worn by actress Judy Garland in the 1939 movie "The Wizard of Oz." ...