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  • Vanity-If you think Hawaii’s Emergency Management system is bad, you should see.....

    01/15/2018 9:42:21 AM PST · by Cats Pajamas · 8 replies
  • Atomic Blonde [Review]

    01/15/2018 6:15:02 AM PST · by Bender2 · 44 replies
    An undercover MI6 agent is sent to Berlin during the Cold War to investigate the murder of a fellow agent and recover a missing list of double agents.
  • Today's Toons 1/15/18

    01/15/2018 3:27:47 AM PST · by pookie18 · 26 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/15/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Taking a break with Silly Stuff.

    01/14/2018 1:19:31 PM PST · by sodpoodle · 14 replies
    email from a friend | 01/14/2018 | unknown
    Murphy’s Hat Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He had never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you, Father. A while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that...
  • (Vanity) need a laugh? Laurel & Hardy

    01/14/2018 12:14:36 PM PST · by Doogle · 39 replies
    Youtube ^ | 07/16 | On omarx
    One of their classics " Blottohttps://youtu.be/kHMEyAVym9g" Enjoy
  • Women taking their right to go topless to state's high court

    01/13/2018 2:18:46 PM PST · by tired&retired · 42 replies
    Yahoo News ^ | January 13, 2018 | MICHAEL CASEY
    CONCORD, N.H. (AP) — In a case that pits freedom of expression and equality against public decency, three women are challenging a New Hampshire city ordinance prohibiting public nudity and taking it to the state's highest court. Heidi Lilley, Kia Sinclair and Ginger Pierro were ticketed in 2016 in Laconia after they went topless at Weirs Beach over Memorial Day weekend. Pierro was doing yoga, while the other two were sunbathing. Some beachgoers complained and a police officer asked them to cover up. When they refused, they were arrested. A legal motion to dismiss a case against the women was...
  • Politically Correct Police Officer (Funny)

    01/13/2018 6:12:05 AM PST · by grayboots · 9 replies
    Youtube ^ | 1/10/2018 | All Videos
    Just a little something to give some of you a chuckle this morning. Funny, but true!
  • Queen's Bra Fitter 'Deeply Hurt' as She is Stripped of her Royal Warrant and 'Dropped like a [Trunc]

    01/12/2018 10:16:22 AM PST · by Cecily · 90 replies
    Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | January 12, 2018 | Rebecca English
    The Queen's bra fitter has been left 'deeply hurt' after being stripped of her royal warrant, in an apparent snub over a 'tell-all' about her life. June Kenton, 82, whose former firm, Rigby & Peller, was first granted the coveted honour 57 years ago, and has personally held the Queen's warrant since 1982, was dropped 'like a stone' by the monarch in July and despite pleas for an explanation hasn't heard a word from the Royal Household since. This has led to speculation that the 91-year-old monarch was offended by a book that Mrs Kenton, who worked her way up...
  • Today's Toons 1/12/18

    01/12/2018 3:38:47 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/12/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Trump is going SUPER SAYIAN!!!

    01/11/2018 6:18:01 PM PST · by CtBigPat · 24 replies
    Time | 1-11-2017 | Me
    Is Trump secretly Goku?
  • Caption this Photo of Beto O'Rourke (TX) in Punk Rock Band

    01/11/2018 7:15:33 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 57 replies
    Self | January 11, 2018 | PJ-Comix
    NOT a photoshop. That is Beto on the left as part of the Punk Rock Band Foss. You can also see the pic in this Rolling Stone ARTICLE.
  • WEEK AT THE GYM: ONE MAN'S STORY

    01/11/2018 6:38:24 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 53 replies
    email from a friend | 01/11/2018 | unknown
    Dear Diary. For my sixty fifth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college tennis team 45 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The...
  • Today's Toons 1/11/18

    01/11/2018 3:31:15 AM PST · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/11/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Birth tourism brings Russian baby boom to Miami

    01/10/2018 1:09:20 PM PST · by McGruff · 36 replies
    NBC News ^ | 1/10/2018 | Cynthia McFadden, Sarah Fitzpatrick, Tracy Connor and Anna R. Schecter
    MIAMI — Lured by the charm of little Havana or the glamour of South Beach, some 15 million tourists visit Miami every year. But for a growing number of Russian women, the draw isn't sunny beaches or pulsing nightclubs. It's U.S. citizenship for their newborn children. In Moscow, it's a status symbol to have a Miami-born baby, and social media is full of Russian women boasting of their little americantsy. "It's really common," said Ekaterina Kuznetsova, 29. "When I was taking the plane to come here, it was not only me. It was four or five women flying here." Ekaterina...
  • That's a Moron

    01/10/2018 12:50:24 PM PST · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    youtube ^ | 7/31/2013 | Al Mahan
    Sounds just like Dean Martin singing "That's Amore".
  • Democrat campaign slogans for 2018

    01/10/2018 6:09:10 AM PST · by spacewarp · 23 replies
    None | 1/10/18 | Paul Rivers
    “Vote for us! We’ll raise your taxes!!” “Vote for us! We won’t steal your government’s money and give it back to the unwashed masses” “Vote for us! That new job and higher wages are a lie!” “Vote for us! We hate Trump!!!” “Vote for us! We know Trump colluded with Russia and just need another 6 years to prove it!!!” “Vote for us! We told our crook to go home with a silly Vanity Faire video!” “Vote for us! We support illegals more than US Citizens!” “Vote for us! You are a racist, bigoted, misogynistic old white dude if you...
  • Thai leader to reporters: Talk to my to cardboard cutout

    01/10/2018 4:17:46 AM PST · by Daffynition · 9 replies
    PostOnline ^ | January 9, 2018 | staff reporter
    Thailand Prime Minister General Prayut Chan-o-cha has turned to a cardboard cutout of himself to avoid answering questions from the press.
  • Today's Toons 1/10/18

    01/10/2018 3:27:38 AM PST · by pookie18 · 31 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 1/10/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Church Chuckles

    01/10/2018 2:47:24 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 18 replies
    email from a friend | 01/10/2018 | unknown
    Why Go to Church? One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going." "Why not?" she asked.  "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them."  His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why you SHOULD go to church: One, you're 59 years old, and two you're the pastor!" The Picnic  - A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. ...
  • Charlie Daniels Issues Grim Warning to Taco Bell About the Illuminati

    01/09/2018 7:45:38 PM PST · by Simon Green · 40 replies
    The Wrap ^ | 01/09/18 | Tim Kenneally
    Drop the chalupa and listen up, Taco Bell — Charlie Daniels has a message for you. Namely, that it’s a mistake to take the Illuminati lightly. “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” musician and noted conservative Daniels took some time out of his evening on Monday to issue a grave warning to the fast-food chain. “Hey Taco Bell The Illuminati is not a frivolous subject,” Daniels cautioned. While Daniels failed to elaborate on his warning — perhaps out of concern for saying too much — the musician was presumably referring to Taco Bell’s recent “Belluminati” campaign, which employs conspiracy-themed language...