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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • MAGA: It’s Mother’s Day Not Nanny-State Day

    05/14/2017 6:24:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-14-17 | MOTUS
    I see that in honor of Mother’s Day weekend the little mother from North Korea decided to test his unguided missiles again. He might want to be a little more judicious when playing his virtual reality games in the future as the stakes tend to get higher every time you play.He might get the Mothers’ Day special whether he ordered it or not.But speaking of Mother’s Day, Melania continued the White House tradition of hosting Military Mothers ahead of Mother’s Day.Lady M hosts Mother’s Day Military Family event, 2011Melania hosts Mother’s Day Military Family event, 2017Making America Great Again, one...
  • SJW Drama Queen Melts Down Over Confederate Flag Rug

    05/13/2017 11:25:31 AM PDT · by impetrio1 · 41 replies
    Black & Blonde Media ^ | 5/13/17 | Black & Blonde Media
    The employees at Everyday Deals Extreme should have conducted themselves in a more professional manner and the discipline was appropriate, however apologies to the customer should also have been handled differently as she clearly exaggerated the abuse she claims she endured.
  • The Media Literally Lies

    05/13/2017 5:39:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | Saturday, May 13, 2017 | MOTUS
    When the “media”  is simply another outpost of Democratic operatives you pretty much know what to expect. “And in other fake news today: Fake news. More fake news, fake news, fake news. Fake news, fake news fake news fake news 2fake news fake news, fake news. Fake news, fake news fake news fake news fake news fake news, fake news. Fake news, fake news fake news fake news fake news fake news, fake news. Fake news, fake news fake news fake news fake news fake news, fake news. Fake news, fake news fake news fake news fake news fake news,...
  • James Woods Attacks Anderson Cooper With Crude Homophobic Remark

    05/12/2017 2:35:12 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 109 replies
    TMZ.com ^ | 5/12/17
    James Woods went after Anderson Cooper with a brazenly homophobic tweet about Cooper's now infamous eye roll. The actor posted a GIF of Anderson rolling his eyes during an interview with Kellyanne Conway a few days ago. He captioned it ... "As his butt plug dislodges during a newscast." Woods makes no secret of it -- he's a staunch conservative and vocal supporter of President Trump. Clearly, he'd side with Conway over Cooper. However ... this remark makes Colbert's "cock holster" comment about the prez seem tame
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 5.12.2017

    05/12/2017 6:30:45 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.12.2017 | David Blackmon
    - Tired of winning yet? Part I.: Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) reported on Thursday that its recent sweeps have resulted in the rounding up of more than 1,300 members of Mexican drug and human trafficking gangs. The main talking point the Democrats and fake reporters in the fake news media were able to agree on was to focus on the fact that more than 800 of those arrested were U.S. citizens, as if anyone with functioning synapses in their cranial cavities gives a flying rat’s ass. - Tired of winning yet? Part II.: The Labor Department reports that new...
  • Things Could Always Be Worse.

    05/12/2017 4:23:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-12-17 | MOTUS
    File today’s post under “it could always be worse.”When word of Comey’s demise got out the Left immediately began hyperventilating that his firing presented a constitutional crisis. (Trump’s worse than Hitler!) Shortly thereafter they converted it into a a “crisis of credibility”  (Trump lied! He’s worse than Hitler!). I say chill: he was just fired not sent before a firing squad.If you know what I mean and I think you do.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Gaslighting ‘R Us

    05/11/2017 6:26:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-11-17 | MOTUS
    Attention Americans: when you’re not being manipulated you’re being gaslighted.Butt that’s okay, the looney left is so conditioned to watch and listen for the Pavlovian signals to indicate which way to the feed bag that they’d starve without proper direction from the media mavens.Unfortunately they sometimes  get their signals crossed, as they did at the Colbert show the other night. CBS Late Show host Stephen Colbert (of ‘cock holster’ infamy) informed his audience Tuesday evening at the taping of the Late Show of the then-breaking news that FBI Director James Comey had just been fired by President Donald Trump. Colbert’s...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 5.11.2017

    05/11/2017 5:28:48 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 5.11.2017 | David Blackmon
    Here’s what I wonder about the Democrats and their fake journalist agents in the fake news media this morning: How are you going to sustain this outrage for eight years? Seriously, how are you going to do that and retain your physical health? Your emotional health, such as it is? No kidding, Donald Trump is most likely going to be a two-term President – he is well on his way to ensuring his re-election already. There is not going to be any impeachment, not over the firing of James Comey, or anything else. Impeachment is a very specific thing, a...
  • Confessions of a Denier: The Last Word on Global Warming

    05/10/2017 8:19:15 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 4 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 05/10/17 | Andrew G. Benjamin
    When it gets warmer it's global warming. When it freezes over it's global warming. When the temps don't change it's global warming. I trust by now you understand that the science has been settled Albert Einstein reportedly said concerning the book dissidents had written to his Theory of Relativity, One Hundred Authors Against Einstein, “Why 100? If I were wrong, then one would have been enough.” Ever since I was a young man seven weeks ago, sledding down a hill in high snow across from my family’s apartment where the then-Soviet-era KGB’s headquarters on the Buda side of Budapest had...
  • "’Pologize, Dice!"

    05/10/2017 7:55:45 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 2 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 05/10/17 | Jimmy Reed
    Jaybird knew gambling can be addictive, and he made sure I never became a gambler by letting me gamble. Before long, I was handing over all of my hard-earned weekly allowance to him As a boy growing up on Dad’s Mississippi Delta farm in the 1950s, I looked forward to Saturdays, mainly because I didn’t have to go to school, but also because Friday’s paydays were always followed by Saturday’s dice games. I watched and listened, crouched beside Jaybird, my best friend and mentor. After I grasped the fundamentals of craps, as the old black man called the game, he...
  • Lock ‘Em Up

    05/10/2017 6:40:10 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-10-17 | MOTUS
    I wonder what part of “serves at the pleasure of the President” the loonie left doesn’t understand.But if they insist on “cause” as the standard let’s start with these: The Tsarnaev bothers: Despite being warned by the Russians (Russia! Russia! Russia!) and despite the fact that the FBI secretly flagged at least one of the “Boston Marathon bombers” as a terrorist threat in his immigration records, (despite publicly denying it had done so). This designation existed right up to the time the bombs went off at Boylston St. on April 15, 2013. Mistakes were made - under someone else’s watch,...
  • James Comey Learned He Was Fired from TV – and Initially Thought It Was a Prank

    05/10/2017 6:20:33 AM PDT · by KeyLargo · 27 replies
    People.com ^ | 5/10/2017 | Stephanie Petit
    James Comey Learned He Was Fired from TV – and Initially Thought It Was a Prank By Stephanie Petit Posted on May 10, 2017 at 7:58am EDT Former FBI Director James Comey reported learned he had been fired by President Donald Trump from a TV report while he wasin the Los Angeles field office talking to agents – and he thought it was a joke. “He was caught flat-footed,” an FBI source told The Los Angeles Times. According to The New York Times, Comey did not immediately believe the news and even laughed in response, thinking the report was a...
  • Try Two hands if you're Shooting the 500 S&W

    05/10/2017 6:10:01 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 21 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 5/10/2017 | J Hines
    Don’t be like this fella here. While trying to fire one of the biggest rounds from one of the biggest wheel guns, an unprepared shoot nearly earned a Darwin award. The shooter in this video is firing 700 grain heavy cast trex rounds from a 500 S&W. If you’re familiar with these rounds you know that most shooters usually take the one-and-done approach. Even with two hands, these rounds can leave your wrists aching. For whatever reason, this shooter decided to go one-handed. As the weapon recoils back wildly, the shooter squeezes his hand even harder and unintentionally pulls the...
  • Into The Heartland

    05/09/2017 9:12:57 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 1 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 05/09/17 | Lloyd Marcus
    Y’all bought the white house Rumors of my death are exaggerated. The reason my wife Mary and I dropped off the face of the earth is because we have not had internet for almost a week, which as y’all know feels like an eternity. We drove up from Florida to close on our new home in a tiny West Virginia town, population 500. Why? To move close to our parents and family. The drive up from Florida was quite interesting. The number of Trump signs on display in yards, rooftops and billboards tells me Trump has connected with every day...
  • History: It’s Not What It Used To Be

    05/09/2017 7:00:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-9-17 | MOTUS
    Black students at Harvard to hold their own commencement ceremony: Two days before Courtney Woods dresses in a cap and gown for Harvard’s traditional commencement, she will don a stole made of African kente cloth and address the crowd at a somewhat different event: a graduation ceremony for black students.Student organizers said the event, called Black Commencement 2017, is the first university-wide ceremony for black students at Harvard and is designed to celebrate their unique struggles and achievements at an elite institution that has been grappling with its historic ties to slavery. Because integration isn’t good enough; they want their...
  • That Movie Doesn’t End Well

    05/08/2017 5:28:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-8-17 | MOTUS
    Quite a weekend. Frost warnings all across the MidWest: Spring Frost, 1919, Elioth Gruner In and effort to win the hearts and what’s left of the minds of the American public Democrats went on the Sunday shows to wail about the black hearts of Republicans and their healthcare plan which will “kill thousands of people.” Even the chief architect of the Obamacare disaster took to the airwaves to explain how Trump is the one responsible for Obamacare’s implosion: …said the man who told us it was “the stupidity of the American voter” that required him to obfuscate (lie about) the...
  • Framing the Merkel win in France.

    05/07/2017 11:46:16 AM PDT · by Claud · 23 replies
    yours truly
    Congratulations to Angela Merkel being elected leader of France!!! I framed it that way on Facebook, and I'm just thinking we should absolutely hammer the left with this meme. Basically don't even acknowledge the little cuck (what's his name?) even exists. Le Pen lost, and Merkel won, like she said. France would rather be ruled by a German. The Return of the Vichy government. etc. FReepers are clever, you can come up with some good stuff....just thought I'd throw this out there.
  • Another Drink Won’t Help

    05/07/2017 6:13:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-7-17 | MOTUS
    More on the life and (NY) Times in these United States; the debate continues over whether JournOLists are simple, useful idiots or simply willful simpletons. Not that it matters, either way their “stories” are based on ideology rather than fact.Take economics for example: When the New York Times wrote about Venezuela's ongoing collapse a year ago, it described how the country was suffering "painful shortages … even of basic foods," and how "electricity and water are being rationed, and huge areas of the country have spent months with little of either."Here is how the Times explained the reason for Venezuela's...
  • That’s a Bunch of Boloney

    05/06/2017 6:28:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 19 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-6-17 | MOTUS
    For the Tucker Carlson (and William F. Buckley) fans out there, Washington Post Reporter Warns Journalists To Avoid Tucker Carlson’s ‘Dunk Tank.’ But of course. Given Carlson’s nightly ability to demolish leftwing shibboleths and those who claim to believe them, as William F. Buckley quipped when asked why Bobby Kennedy was declining repeated requests to appear on Firing Line, “Why does baloney reject the grinder?” - From Ed Driscoll at Instapundit And now since we’ve established the premise of this post let me just ask: is there anything better than bologna in all it’s glorious varieties? I say no. American...
  • A Dutch Fable

    05/05/2017 6:32:02 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-5-17 | MOTUS
    I know a lot of people are celebrating what is sure to end up a hollow victory. I’m glad President Trump twisted enough arms to deliver on what he promised during his campaign, it proves him an honorable man and a formidable leader. It’s just that the sense of deja vu leaves me feeling less than celebratory. Perhaps a long week of cold, grey skies and rain has impacted my frame of mind. Here’s how things stand from my vantage point:I see the House Republicans behaving like they won the lottery:And the Senate Republicans acting like they’re quite relevant while...