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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Trump's America: Eastern Market plot "reserved for future internment camp”

    03/05/2017 8:09:09 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 14 replies
    Metro Times ^ | March 5, 2017 | Violet Ikonomova
    A sign bearing a presidential seal has been posted on a fenced-off plot in Eastern Market designating the area the site of a “Future Internment Camp.” Printed in dull government hues and scrawled with President Donald Trump's signature, the sign citing "Executive order 9066" almost appears real. Fortunately, it’s not. But the street artist behind the message says the notion that Trump will someday put people in detention centers for their ethnicity is not farfetched. The sign on Winder Street near Orleans was created by Plastic Jesus, a Los Angeles-based artist known best for public works of social commentary. A...
  • “Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

    03/05/2017 8:15:57 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-5-2017 | MOTUS
    I’m Not Tired Of Winning Yet but I’ll tell you what I am tired of and that’s having to fight, constantly, after winning. Especially when, as Charles Krauthammer put it: It’s Not the ‘Deep State,’ It’s ‘Revenge of the Losers.’ I don’t think there is any question that the former president was intent on leaving behind landmines. And you are right, the NSA stuff is curious. Normally, when NSA is listening in on a foreigner, they take great care to redact any American involved. The NSA is not supposed to spy on Americans. Here it was the reverse, and there...
  • CNN NEWS REPORTS PRESIDENT TRUMP USED RUSSIAN DRESSING DURING HIS CAMPAIGN

    03/04/2017 8:51:43 PM PST · by Lorianne · 38 replies
    You Tube ^ | 03 March 2017
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  • “Everything That We See Is a Shadow Cast By That Which We Do Not See.”

    03/04/2017 7:00:34 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-4-2017 | MOTUS
    It should come as no surprise that the Obama Administration weaponized the government for use against their enemies (that would be citizens previously protected by the Constitution).First he weaponized the DOJ for use against his political enemies. although in fairness he was against it before he was for it.Then he weaponized the IRS for use against his political enemies. Although the IRS was by no means the only branch of Treasury used to coerce people into doing what the Obama Administration wanted; other arms were used in conjunction with the DOJ to implement “Operations Chock Point.”  So when Mark Levin...
  • Democratic Congressman Declares Russia Hacked US Election By Blogging

    03/03/2017 7:49:36 AM PST · by markomalley · 69 replies
    We Are Change ^ | 3/2/17 | Cassandra Fairbanks
    Rhode Island Congressman David Cicilline has declared that Russia hacked the election by blogging, and thus altering people’s perception of failed Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton.(video at link)Appearing on Tucker Carlson Tonight on Fox News, Cicilline made a slew of outrageous claims, but his repeated assertions that Russia hacked the election by blogging was perhaps the greatest.When asked, very directly, by Carlson if Russia influenced the outcome of the election, Cicilline puffed up his chest and interrupted, repeating the talking point that “17 intelligence agencies found that they did.”The claim stems from a highly-anticipated declassified US intelligence report, which aimed to prove that Russia...
  • What’s Up With All the Squirrels In The Swamp?

    03/03/2017 6:52:51 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-3-2017 | MOTUS
    Trump delivers a killer speech, the Dow breaks 21k, unemployment is down, consumer confidence is up, the Dems trash war hero’s wife…oh look! A squirrel!And his little Russian spy friends: In yet another case of projectionism the Dems again accuse their opponents of things they themselves have done: illegally conspiring with the Russians. Some even demand that AG Jeff Sessions be thrown in jail. I don’t remember any of them being very concerned with justice when AG Eric Holder was found to be in criminal contempt of Congress.But frankly I’m already tired of their Russian squirrel so from now on...
  • Video: Rep. Cedric Richmond's 'Jokes' About Trump, Conway, Bannon

    03/02/2017 2:34:15 PM PST · by impetrio1 · 6 replies
    Black & Blonde Media ^ | 3/2/17 | Black & Blonde Media
    Once again Democrats have again publicly demonstrated how they make up alternative facts, still rewrite history, display humorless partisanship, their reflex to label all Republicans racists, and say what they really think about the correct position of women in the workplace.
  • The Thin Man

    03/02/2017 5:49:12 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-2-2017 | MOTUS
    OFFICIAL NOTICE: THIS CORPORATION HAS NOT GONE OUT OF BUSINESS BUT HAS REORGANIZED AND RELOCATED TO NEW HEADQUARTERS. PLEASE ADDRESS ALL FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE TO OUR NEW ADDRESS AT KALORAMA.What did you expect? The only job Barack Hussein Obama ever had before running for President from the U.S. Senate was Community Organizer. The community he sought to organize just grew along with his ego year after year.Just a word of caution: there’s a very thin line between “Deep State” and sedition. And you, sir, are a thin man; a very thin man indeed.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-01-17 (Trump Speech Sends DUmmies Into Deep Angry Depression)

    03/01/2017 5:11:09 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 65 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 1, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
    It is the worst of times. It is the worst of times. Early last November the DUmmies were absolutely SURE that Donald Trump would lose the election. In fact they even LOOKING FORWARD TO RUBBING IT IN. That's how sure they were. And then the election came and...utter shock. However, it wasn't until Trump's speech last night to a joint session of Congress when it really sunk in that Trump is HERE TO STAY and they have to endure him until January 20, 2025. In fact February 28, 2017 is already being called "The Night the Democrat Party Died."...
  • Still Don’t Think Trump Will MAGA? You’re a Racist.

    03/01/2017 6:30:30 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-1-2017 | MOTUS
    Remember when candidate Trump told us he could be more Presidential than anyone? Like everything else he said on the campaign trail, he meant it; and last night he delivered on that promise. President Trump delivered a speech so good that even the fake news media had to begrudgingly applaud. President Trump hit a grand slam Tuesday night, with the best speech of his life and the most remarkable speech in decades by a chief executive to a joint session of Congress.“Each American generation passes the torch of truth, liberty and justice — in an unbroken chain all the way...
  • What Not To Wear

    02/28/2017 7:27:22 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-28-2017 | MOTUS
    If there’s one thing that Democrats excel at it’s organizing; otherwise we wouldn’t have wound up with a community organizer as president. But even in defeat Democrats organize; that’s why they’ve been staging protests around the country ever since Trump won. Their latest lamentations can be seen and heard at Republican town hall meetings around the country. The Dem overlords have instructed  the “grassroots”  “folks” on how to attend and disrupt the meetings - two things that Democrats are particularly good at: participation and protest.House Democrats participate in sit-in protesting the blocking of their gun control billSo it’s no surprise...
  • Russians Try to Hack the Oscars; Foiled By Hollywood Elites.

    02/27/2017 6:59:54 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-27-2017 | MOTUS
    Full disclosure: I didn’t watch a second of Hollywood’s annual “We Are The World” show last night. But I did  hear that Russia hacked the election! That’s right, they tried to award the Best Picture Oscar to La La Land rather than the rightful candidate, Moonlight, in a dramatic climax to what was by all reports a very long evening. Boris and Nastasha, pulling the strings backstage for PricewaterhouseCoopersFortunately the treachery was discovered in time to snatch the statuette for Best Picture Oscar away from the announced winner (La La Land – about white people singing and dancing in LA)...
  • “Oh God, but I do love being king!”

    02/26/2017 7:35:13 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-26-2017 | MOTUS
    Some of you may recall when I discovered back in 2009 that I had powers that even NASA didn’t know about: “I believe I’ve discovered that I have the power to make my dreams come true! “Well not always but if the sun, the moon and the stars are aligned just right, whatever I dream that night comes true. There must have been one of those rare celestial occurrences last year about this time as I came across this post when I was clearing my cache the other day. I should note that at the time I was still a...
  • How to Play Pedestrian (/leftist protester) Polo

    02/25/2017 12:26:36 PM PST · by Libloather · 9 replies
    OBJECT OF THE GAME To score as many points as possible by fulfilling achievements that involve impacting your car against pedestrians at a speed of no less than 15 MPH (unless otherwise noted). REQUIRED TO PLAY - A car. - Bumper protectors (like the ones you see on cop cars) are recommended but optional. RULES Pedestrian Polo is like making car payments: it never ends. The moment you get behind the wheel, the game is on; you have a chance to score fresh achievements and get ahead of your friends. The ongoing, honor-based point system keeps drivers constantly on the...
  • The Media Will Not Participate In The Revolution

    02/25/2017 7:40:37 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-25-2017 | MOTUS
    "In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act".George Clooney was honored with the prestigious César d’Honneur Award for his services to film (?) last night in France. “Let me take this opportunity to bash you with this blunt instrument I’ve just been awarded.”Like all good little actors these days he used the opportunity to bash the new American President, telling the adoring fans that “love trumps hate; courage trumps fear.” Clever, and spoken like the true college dropout intellectual and Hollywood elitist he is; a man untouched by the crippling costs of Obamacare and oblivious...
  • The Truth about Pepe the Frog and the Cult of Kek

    02/24/2017 3:19:31 PM PST · by 1rudeboy · 95 replies
    pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com ^ | unknown | A. T. L. Carver
    THE REAL STORY BEHIND HILLARY CLINTON’S “CARTOON NAZI FROG” WILL BLOW YOUR MIND I’ll cut right to the chase:Pepe the Frog isn’t a white nationalist symbol.Pepe the Frog isn’t a harmless meme propagated by teenagers on the internet.Pepe the Frog is, in fact, the modern-day avatar of an ancient Egyptian deity accidentally resurrected by online imageboard culture. Does that sound like the most [bat****] crazy thing you’ve ever heard?Strap in, friendo.  You’re in for one hell of a ride.(UPDATE 11/9/16: Well memed, America, well memed.  A post-election follow-up to this article has been added here.)When Memes Collide: The Origins of Pepe the Frog The precise...
  • Maybe I don’t need a diet and a personal trainer: I’m in GQ!

    02/24/2017 9:33:50 AM PST · by Sean_Anthony · 9 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 02/24/17 | Matthew Vadum
    My long lost identical twin brother. Shhhh! Don't tell anyone. A film crew from Gentlemen’s Quarterly dropped by the Capital Research Center booth today in the “Hub” at this year’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) outside the nation’s capital. GQ is now home to the buffoonish Keith Olbermann, who blocks people on Twitter at the slightest provocation. (He’s done it to me twice — not that I’m complaining.) That’s his prerogative but he’s still a goof.
  • Seizing the Revolution

    02/24/2017 7:16:09 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-24-2017 | MOTUS
    If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him. – VoltaireIt is peculiar how the Left, who likes to mock God-fearing Christians as “superstitious religious Neanderthals”  and “compulsive believers,” are quick to embrace their own secular religion of politically correct ideologies: The reason these secular, individualistic and utilitarian ideologies are unchallengeable is that they’re held to represent not a point of view but virtue itself. That’s because they are all utopian. In their different ways, they represent an idea of the perfection of the world. So, class divisions would give way to equality, the capitalist despoliation of...
  • Time for Trump to Start Putting Fake News Trophies on the Wall at Mar-a-Lago

    02/23/2017 7:29:04 AM PST · by poconopundit · 16 replies
    The combativeness of the young Trump administration is a beauty to behold. Trump and his team are true fighters as they daily counter-punch the Fake News press and Deep State.  The MSM prides itself as a kind of fourth branch of government.  Nothing wrong with a strong press, but the mainstream media of the last few decades has been a highly partisan and dishonest one that has done much to destroy our democracy and culture. In May 2015 when Congressman Keith Ellison (an DNC chairman hopeful) predicted on live TV that Donald Trump was a real threat to win the...
  • Higher Education: The Higher You Go the Dumber You Get

    02/23/2017 7:18:00 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-23-2017 | MOTUS
    First they came for the notebooks, and I did not speak out— Because I did not use notebooks.Then they came for the Post-it Notes, and I did not speak out—Because I did not use Post-its.Then they came for the whiteboards, and I did not speak out—Because I did not use whiteboards. Oh those whacky universities! They’re at it again, attempting to save the Snowflakes from themselves. I’m sorry to report that while this news comes from Michigan State University it could just as easily been from Anywhere U, even the venerable University of Michigan, political correctness being more valued than...