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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Keep On Trumping

    11/18/2016 6:21:36 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-18-2016 | MOTUS
    People that Obama thinks should keep on talkin’ - Anti-Trump protestersBLM supportersIllegal aliens: Brits opposed to BrexitMuslimsWomen who agree with him People that Obama thinks should just shut up: Trump supportersBLM criticsPeople opposed to being overrun by illegal aliensPeople opposed to Muslim terrorists entering the countryWomen who don’t agree with himAnyone, anywhere, any time who disagree with him Let me reiterate: Barry really, really dislikes people who disagree with him, that includes his premise, his ideas, his policies - all of which are both right and just. And if you don’t agree with wealth re-distribution and open borders you are...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    11/17/2016 5:11:01 PM PST · by PROCON · 10 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Nov. 17, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Attention Democrats: The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow

    11/17/2016 3:40:05 PM PST · by The_Harlequin · 4 replies
    Thought Crimes ^ | 11-16-16 | Chris Shugart
    Time to leave the unicorn farm for a severe reality adjustment. http://thoughtcrimes.shugartmedia.com/attention-democrats-the-sun-will-come-out-tomorrow/ Clickable link
  • Suck It Up, Buttercup; You DID Build This Fire

    11/17/2016 5:44:40 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-17-2016 | MOTUS
    Does anyone else find it curious that Jesse Jackson called for a presidential pardon of Hillary Clinton yesterday?Jesse, leading the “Free Hillary!” movementMumbling his way through a prepared statement at the University Michigan in Ann Arbor yesterday Jackson said: "President Ford said we don't need (Nixon) for trophy. We need to move on. President Nixon wasn't convicted of a crime. He didn't apply for a pardon. (Ford) did it because he thought it would be best for the country. Had she won the election on November 8th the comparison between President Ford pardoning President Nixon for his assumed crimes may...
  • Already Making America Great Again!

    11/16/2016 12:59:01 PM PST · by wayne_shrugged · 6 replies
    Justin Washington, The Blogger ^ | 11/16/2016 | Justin Washington
    On the night of the election, as state after state went from the Media’s favorite color blue to red for Donald Trump, the stoic neutrality of the Main Stream Media (MSM) was put to the test. The DNC’s propaganda ministers’ faces fell; some cried; and Anderson Cooper disappeared for a period and was last seen crawling into a whisky bottle at a local dive bar in Manhattan. The day after the election, university professors called off midterm exams and handed out Play-Doh and coloring books to students who were confused and upset to learn that Kim Jong Hillary would not...
  • Twitter Bans "Alt-Right" Sidebar on Free Republic, Minorities, Women hit hardest

    11/16/2016 12:44:58 PM PST · by GraceG · 56 replies
    Twitter Bans "Alt-Right" Sidebar on Free Republic, Minorities, Women hardest hit. Twitter has banned the "Alt-Right" sidebar on Free Republic in an effort to Trump Love Trumps Hate Hate on the Internet. Jim Thompson, the proprietor of Free Republic has released a statement saying " It is sad that Twitter has decided to ban the "Alt-Right" sidebar on Free Republic, I think they have gone too farm, and if they think they are gonna install an "Alt-Left" side bar on our site, they are in for a YUGE surprise!"
  • Revolutions Aren’t What They Used To Be

    11/16/2016 6:13:07 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-16-2016 | MOTUS
    You say you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to change the world You tell me that it's evolution Well, you know We all want to change the worldMost revolutions, including the American, start out with protests. The concept being to attract attention to your cause and gain support.It’s curious then that the Portland protesters demanded that media crews NOT film them, and occasionally going so far as to attack TV crews with a baseball bat if they refused to comply. You say you got a real solution Well, you know We'd all love to see the plan...
  • The Stupid Cow Theory

    11/15/2016 5:21:32 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-15-2016 | MOTUS
    Good news: The cow family stranded by the New Zealand earthquake has been saved.The patch of grass was surrounded by deep ravines of collapsed earth, trapping the animals A valiant farmer told Newshub about the rescue mission which successfully saved the lives of the bovine family.“We managed to get a track in and bring them out,” he said.“They desperately needed water, cows don’t like living without water so that was the first requirement.”He said a fault line had run along the farm, killing many cows, and that fourteen had been saved in total. Not so lucky: the cow family in...
  • I Was 100 Percent Wrong About Donald Trump

    11/14/2016 9:15:23 AM PST · by Sean_Anthony · 37 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 11/14/16 | Michael Shannon
    And speaking of refugees, what about the more–conservative–than–thou #NeverTrump crowd? It’s been a decade or more since I’ve enjoyed watching election returns on TV. Republicans are always being told not to give up hope; the campaign is gaining momentum in the last week. I remember four years ago there were reports from the Romney campaign that prospects for victory were looking up. Instead of three little old ladies waiting in line for Mitt outside a Florida Golden Corral, there were now four.
  • Everything Once “Racist” Is Cool Again

    11/14/2016 6:01:58 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-14-2016 | MOTUS
    “I'm sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and disagree with this administration, somehow you're not patriotic. We need to stand up and say we're Americans, and we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration.” ― Hillary Rodham Clinton, 2003 Finally, some good news for Hillary! Dissent, along with 9 other things, is going to be really, really cool again in America come January 20th: At one time, dissent was considered “the highest form of patriotism.” That time was when George W. Bush was president. Dissent was so patriotic that Sen. John...
  • The Millennial Plan of Action to Take Trump Down

    11/13/2016 5:53:51 PM PST · by InHisService · 38 replies
    Kirchhoff's Law ^ | 11-13-2016 | Mary Kirchhoff
    Oh, the unfairness of it all! My candidate, Hillary Lying-piece-of-crap Clinton, was not voted into the highest office of presidency! What shall I do? Well, first, We’ll help contribute to a social media firestorm. We’ll organize a bunch of like-minded buttheads and it will be epic! Bonus: The teachers where I go to college are only too glad to help! They cancel classes, give us hot chocolate and tissues, and remind us there is therapy dogs every other Wednesday to help our bruised ego’s cope with the outcome we did not expect! We will then riot in the streets, break...
  • Hillary can't always get what she wants ~ Humor

    11/13/2016 2:35:19 PM PST · by GraceG · 10 replies
    You Tube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRzzDPcNe4 An Early Christmas Present for all the Freepers!
  • WHEN BARRY MET DONALD, AND THE GUY WITH THE THING

    11/13/2016 11:14:49 AM PST · by Sean_Anthony
    Canada Free Press ^ | 11/13/16 | Jeffrey A. Friedberg
    "You know, how Tony Soprano sez,... The Thing..." —SATIRE—In the service of ridiculing Democrats everywhere The phone rings; Donald picks up, looks at the I.D. photo on the screen, and says, “Barack, yo? How you doing?” “Uhhhh, Donald, hi, yes, it’s me, hi, hi—uhhhh, just checking in. How are you? Uhhh, how you doon, brah?” “Everything is cool as as a jool, here, brah. How you doon?”
  • Have a Cupcake and Suck It Up

    11/13/2016 6:06:02 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-13-2016 | MOTUS
    Demonstrators with signs reading "Not my president!" clogged streets, set fires, and smashed windows across the country again yesterday, with Portlandia as the epicenter.Now we find out that this organic grass-fed protest movement is as organic, grass-fed, and grass-rooted as Occupy Wall Street, Ferguson, Baltimore et al. How do we know? First tell: they always have funding from some Commie organization -and the “protests” always devolve into destruction. They’re always the same; can you tell the difference?Left to right: OWS - Oakland, Ferguson, BaltimoreAll of the current “protests” are funded by various groups affiliated with “Anonymous” - theoretically an Anarchist...
  • Pollster eats bug on live TV after being wrong about election

    11/12/2016 7:45:08 AM PST · by ameribbean expat · 22 replies
    Polling expert Sam Wang kept his promise to eat a bug if Donald Trump was elected president. The founder of the Princeton Election Consortium ate crickets — with honey — live on CNN on Saturday morning. Wang called the election for Hillary Clinton on Oct. 18, tweeting that “If Trump wins more than 240 electoral votes, I will eat a bug.”
  • “In case you didn’t know, it was completely by chance.”

    11/12/2016 5:15:03 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 31 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-12-2016 | MOTUS
    Once again we find foreigners doing the work of American journalists.About Margo Gerster’s chance encounter with Hillary in the woods? A Westchester mom got the best therapy possible for her deep depression over Hillary Clinton’s stunning defeat — when she ran right into her hero while out for a hike in the woods.Clinton looked happy as a clam in a comfy pair of leggings and boots — sans makeup — as she walked her toy poodle mix, Tally, with her hubby, Bill, near their Chappaqua home. – NYPost It was staged. Of course. (And trust me, Hilz is NOT sans...
  • VIDEO: Anti-Trump rioters brawl — with each other!

    11/11/2016 5:20:04 AM PST · by bryan999 · 30 replies
    Some people just want to see the world burn. As anti-Trump rioters wreaked havoc in the streets of Portland, Oregon on Thursday, they ended up turning on each other and brawling in the road way. Video shows one rioter hammering an electrical box with a baseball bat. One human being — who appeared to be a woman (unconfirmed) — stood by the box, apparently shouting for the man to stop. As he successfully beat the lock off the door, he flung it open, nearly hitting her in the face. A woman carrying a banner jumped in front of the box,...
  • “Dance me through the panic till I'm gathered safely in”

    11/11/2016 5:04:00 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-11-2016 | MOTUS
    Happy Veterans Day to all who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces. And happy Veterans Day to all of us too who have benefited from the incredible sacrifices our veterans have made over the centuries in order to make the world safe for democracy. Even these idiots, exercising their right of self expression last night as they, protest the duly-elected President of the United States of America.University safe-space, must have run out of Play-DohAs I’ve pointed out before, irony is completely lost on the brainwashed members of the collective. Fortunately for us - and the snowflakes above – current...
  • This is how we roll in San Dimas

    11/10/2016 9:29:36 PM PST · by kingu · 4 replies
    Reddit ^ | 11/10/2016
  • Will Hillary be Reupholstered in time for 2020?

    11/10/2016 12:58:49 PM PST · by Jeff Chandler · 71 replies
    Loud Racket ^ | 11/10/2016