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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Church Hill home takes political insults to new heights

    10/06/2016 10:45:25 AM PDT · by AzNASCARfan · 17 replies
    NBC 12 Richmond ^ | Oct 5 2016 | Mike Valerio
    RICHMOND, VA (WWBT) - It's a canvass of contempt that spares few. Democratic voters may want to take a detour around the corner of 25th and Cedar Streets, after a man covered much of his century-old home in scornful spray paint. The two-story tableau takes on left-leaning politicians, including Hillary Clinton, Tim Kaine and Terry McAuliffe. Dozens of demeaning phrases are painted from the ground to the roof, with Bill Clinton compared to Satan, D.C. described as Hades, and the Trump-Pence ticket, praised.
  • REAL Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade & Rope Launcher

    10/06/2016 9:25:02 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 6 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 10/6/2016 | J Hines
    Have you seen the Xbox game called Assassin Creed? The main character uses a fully functional arm mounted grapple hook. We all think these gadgets and hidden blade is something as fiction but Youtuber ColinFurze have managed to bring them to life and its awesome.Here's how it works? Insert CO2 cannister, point to destination, and fire! Once the grapple-hook is secure, attach the harness tether to the rope launcher. This has also got the switch on it that controls the motor. Now winch yourself up. See the action here.
  • What Other Conclusion Could I Draw?

    10/06/2016 6:43:14 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-6-2016 | MOTUS
    Yesterday Barry, applying the new Obama Logic standards, established a strong link between Man Made Global Warming/Climate Change and unrest in the Middle East; and in the process gave himself and the First Female President-in-Waiting a complete pass for the mess in Egypt, Libya, Iran, Iraq, and Syria: “There’s already some really interesting work — not definitive, but powerful — showing that the droughts that happened in Syria contributed to the unrest and the Syrian civil war,” Obama said during the South By South Lawn event at the White House Monday. Obama made the remarks alongside actor Leonardo DiCaprio, who...
  • “Democrats Calling Cesar Millan! Stat!”

    10/05/2016 5:45:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-5-2016 | MOTUS
    Everyone says that Tim Kaine, despite his creepily uncanny resemblance to several dummies, is a really nice guy. And everyone concedes that Mike Pence is a genuinely nice guy; which is why this is the debate everybody was expecting:Butt OMG! what we got was more like this:The Dems sent Timmy/Triumph the insult dog instead of Timmy the Joker. Good grief Dems, a word of advice: stop beating your dogs. The only thing last night’s pet trick accomplished was to make Kaine – if this is even humanly possible –  less likeable than his running mate. Tim, channeling all of Hillary’s...
  • “She Lives To Be Elected” or: “I Run Therefore I Am”

    10/04/2016 5:38:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-4-2016 | MOTUS
    Well, if she’s going to lose she’ll have to do it on her own. Like every other narcissist it appears that Julian Assange doesn’t really have all that many arrows in his quiver. The Wikileaks “leak” was just another Kardashian Kaper.Don’t worry though - even with help from the MSM and the fake enthusiasm generated by the fake polls H/T Francinepinkand fake polls fakes, she could lose.Although the actual Monmouth Pollsters claim it’s a fake, I still have my doubts. Like Harry Reid’s unsubstantiated claim that Romney paid no taxes for 10 years, or the NYT claim that Trump paid none...
  • The Hydraulic Press Channel (Funny!)

    10/03/2016 11:16:45 AM PDT · by fision · 6 replies
    See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXJAe5sFJSM
  • Is America Still Lucky?

    10/03/2016 6:53:49 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-3-2016 | MOTUS
    Today’s reading assignment: Richard Fernandez’ Zone of Insanity. Two excerpts, the first an anecdote that Shimon Perez related to a reporter: I am very good friends with Putin. And I shall give you, in brief, the content of one of our recent discussions. I told him, “You’re 63 years old, I’m 93 years old. Tell me, what do you want to achieve in the coming 30 years? What are you fighting for? Are you hoping to piss off America?”He says, “No.”“America wants a piece of Russia? No. You have trouble discussing things with Obama?”He says, “Why do you ask?I said,...
  • Trumpular ( A re-mix by POGO )

    10/02/2016 11:46:43 AM PDT · by GraceG · 4 replies
    Pogo ^ | 10/02/2016 | Pogo
    Fromthe people who do awesome mixes of classic songs and movies! Pogo, also heard on Steven Crowder's bumper music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vx3_2ks5qQ
  • HIIO: You Hack It, We’ll Flak it

    10/02/2016 6:09:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-2-2016 | MOTUS
    Well, it’s October, here come the surprises:Surprise #1.  Trump Tax Records Obtained by The Times Reveal He Could Have Avoided Paying Taxes for Nearly Two DecadesNote the use of the word “obtained” not modified by the adverb “illegally,” probably because that’s the only way they could have obtained them. So just as scientists begin to question the existence of “dark matter” (more on that at a later date) here we have definitive proof of its existence. At the same time we have evidence of what many of us non-scientists have long suspected: the IRS has been weaponized for use against...
  • Yes We Can Can!

    10/01/2016 5:58:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-1-2016 | MOTUS
    Where exactly do you fall on the political spectrum Secretary Clinton? Stalwart Progressive, as you told us last July? “I take a backseat to no one when you look at my record in standing up and fighting for progressive values.” A Centrist like your dear husband, as you told us last month: “You know, I get accused of being kind of moderate and center. I plead guilty.” Butt really, what difference, at this point, does it make? Especially since your opponent is a xenophobic, Islamophobic sexist pig.  *cough* *cough*I mean, Hillary could be a Marxist and apparently many former Republicans...
  • The Odd Man Ouch!

    09/30/2016 10:13:47 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 3 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 09/30/16 | Jimy Reed
    A coin flipping scam to beat our schoolmates out of their lunch money Although Dean and I were only in junior high school, we’ d already acquired hoodlum habits. Convinced that doing wrong was easier than doing right — and more fun — we devised a coin flipping scam to beat our schoolmates out of their lunch money. Operating on the five-flip, odd-man-wins-all principle, we two con boys lured suckers in and contrived to have our coins land on heads and tails, thus insuring we’d win the third guy’s money.
  • Angry deer attacks driver after being struck by SUV

    09/30/2016 6:51:04 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 17 replies
    AK Sportsman ^ | 9/30/2016 | S Morstan
    Deer oh deer, looks like Bambi has a temper. After accidentally hitting a deer with her car, Ellen Sager got a taste of this buck’s own road rage. The deer managed to fling the driver’s side door wide open and attacked Sager with its hooves. Ellen managed to get away with a minor knee injury, but the likely very confused deer died of its impact injuries some time later. See the video here.
  • From Zombies to Clowns: Is America Going to the Dogs?

    09/30/2016 6:29:45 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-30-2016 | MOTUS
    Bad news: just as the Zombie Apocalypse is beginning to wind downLike zombies, only no use for brainswe are besieged with an impending clown apocalypse which could be even worse.Funny, it seems like only yesterday that America was facing a clown shortage: What kind of a cruel joke is this? Just as we need circuses more than ever to distract the plebes, we have a clown shortage? Membership at the country’s largest trade organizations for the jokesters has plunged over the past decade as declining interest, old age and higher standards among employers align against Krusty, Bozo and their crimson-nosed...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    09/29/2016 5:09:06 PM PDT · by PROCON · 4 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Sep. 29, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Because Money Makes Everything Better

    09/29/2016 5:26:45 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-29-2016 | MOTUS
    Why not turn the internet over to the UN?  Just because Al Gore invented it doesn’t mean it belongs to us.So why should the U.S. remain the protector of the open Internet? We’ve had it long enough, let’s give others a chance to play. Let’s let other countries, many of which want a closed, censored internet, take charge for awhile and see how that works out.Let’s let Sharia run the internet for awhileAnd since everybody knows the UN is a great body working selfishly towards world peace, better race relations and Green energy, what could possibly go wrong? "In particular, the...
  • Hilarious: Watch What These Rednecks Do To A BLM Protest Crowd!

    09/28/2016 7:58:04 PM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 23 replies
    Freedom Outpost ^ | September 26, 2016 | Tim Brown
    A couple of good old boys in Maryland decided they would let some of the Black Lives Matters protesters in Hagerstown, Maryland know what they think of their protests. So, one followed the other's truck, which was a diesel truck and they proceeded to spew black exhaust smoke across the entire group of protesters. Check out the video below, which was originally uploaded by Aaron Gettel and then reposted by a protest supporter, Lawrence Marley Hester. Fast forward to the 1:20 mark.
  • Thought Shooting this Trophy Buck was a Simple thing

    09/28/2016 7:33:02 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 19 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 9/28/2016 | J Hines
    Is it bad luck?, watch this hunter takes a couple shot at this huge 10-pointer, but as you can tell his rifle isn't zeroed in. The poor rabbit in the background got the butt-end of this as it goes flying. Here is the hunter's explanation as to why both of his shots were so far off the mark and right on the rabbit. Here's the hunter's explanation: "To make a long story short, my son dropped my rifle one week before this hunt and did not tell me it was dropped, after making two repetitive shots with custom loads, I...
  • Oh Snap!

    09/28/2016 6:13:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-28-2016 | MOTUS
    It was fun yesterday looking at all the so-called snap polls after the debate that named Trump as the winner.The  people are singing and the odds in Vegas are changing, baby!I already reported on my own snap poll: I spent an entire day in the People’s Republic of Ann Arbor, where once upon a time every other car proudly sported an Obama bumper sticker. Then, earlier this year, many of the former Obama disciples quietly removed the detritus of the prior 8 years and replaced it with stickers identifying the new socialist lord and savior: Bernie Sanders. Nary a Prius...
  • Trigger Warning: Biased Debate Ahead

    09/27/2016 6:17:06 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-27-2016 | MOTUS
    I note there was a Trigger Warning posted at the Hofstra University debate last night:They should have added “biased opinion journalism ” to the list, in which case the “Open Your Eyes” sign on the table next to it would have made sense.My take on the the debate-by-moderator-fact-checking format: it was a draw. Trump didn’t go all nuts-o and start screaming at Hilz,  Hilz didn’t short circuit and fall over and Lester Holt didn’t moderate. Or ask Hillary any tough questions about her emails, Benghazi, or the Clinton Foundation scam.Lester did manage to squeeze in a few tough questions:  about...
  • Hillary as OZ revisited

    09/26/2016 9:48:45 AM PDT · by Rebel_Ace · 9 replies
    Rebel_Ace ^ | 9/26/2016 | Rebel_Ace
    OK, total humorous video vanity... I took the suggestions of some friends, and edited my "Hillary as OZ" video. It now has an ending with more punch. Click the picture for the improved video...