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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • UK: Weapons Cache, Table Knives, Tweezers and Hammer?

    06/04/2016 6:00:33 AM PDT · by marktwain · 38 replies
    Gun Watch ^ | 28 May, 2016 | Dean Weingarten
    Here is the headline from the standard.co.uk: A haul of weapons and more than £30,000 in cash were seized by police in a major drugs bust this morning. I thought the U.S. was being converted to a bunch of wimps.  This is pathetic.  Any normal 15 year old could come up with better weapons than this collection from the kitchen drawer and utility closet.  A golf club or Cricket bat would be more formidable.  A tip of the hat to Just an Earth-Bound Misfit, I. The Metropolitan Police must be hard pressed to justify their jobs.  No wonder the...
  • Trumpy Cat’s Trained Rats

    06/03/2016 5:35:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-3-2016 | MOTUS
    Oh great. Finding the water too deep, the rats are jumping back aboard: Ryan Endorses TrumpDon’t worry, Trumpy Cat will train his rats to do his bidding.Trumpy Cat’s Trained RatsPosted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Writing Our Own Rules Since 2009

    06/02/2016 5:16:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-2-2016 | MOTUS
    What do you do when the facts don’t fit the narrative written by your “failed fiction writer?” That’s simple, do what Facebook and Hilllary do: delete the evidence.Only thing though, try not to get caught. There might have consequences, dependent on your skin color…and/or your hair color.Because if you’re a Black head of state or a blond or redheaded Woman of State, what difference, at this point, does it make?Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-16 (Clinton Cash Payee Skinner: Bernie Ban Starts 6/16)

    06/01/2016 2:42:25 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 19 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Clinton Cash payee Skinner has just issued a directive. Starting on June 16, criticism of Her Thighness will no longer be permitted. This will effectively ban the Bernie supporters in DUmmieland. This will be especially fun if the FBI issues a scathing report of Hillary with a recommendation to indict. Therefore if Guccifer is telling the truth, that means Hillary's email server was hacked thus proving that her selfish desire to keep her email secret from everybody ironically means it was read by this nation's enemies. It is hard to see Skinner preventing criticism of Hillary at DUmmieland after...
  • Ten Million Ketchup Vanities

    06/01/2016 10:08:05 AM PDT · by lafroste · 89 replies
    lafroste ^ | 6/1/2016 | lafroste
    Man, sometimes I have had it with our society! I went to a lot of trouble to make some really beautiful cheeseburgers for lunch today. I toasted the buns, I sliced the onions and shredded the lettuce. I flavored the hamburger before and during cooking.But I also put ketchup on them. At my first tasty bite I was repelled by the overwhelming taste of sugar, an obscene amount of sugar. I was horrified. The burgers were ruined! I rushed, gagging and choking, to the fridge, grabbed the ketchup bottle and read the label. 4 GRAMS of sugar, per serving!? It's...
  • You Just Can’t Make Some People Happy

    06/01/2016 4:49:58 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-1-2016 | MOTUS
    I know, I know; Harambe was a magnificent beast - who didn’t deserve to die. So why did he have to die?Because #BlackLivesMatter, idiot.Apparently you just can’t make some people happy.Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
  • Hillary's E-mail Scandal Explained via " Rage Comic" ~ Vanity

    05/31/2016 10:22:16 PM PDT · by GraceG · 4 replies
    Hillary's E-mail Scandal explained via a "Rage Comic" in a way that is easy to understand when it comes to her "supposed" ineptness when it comes to dealing with E-mail. Really shows that even IF she is telling the truth about WHY she kept her private E-mail server for her E-mail, why that explanation is so fundamentally flawed that she is basically admitting she is as inept at handling technology as a gold miner from the 1850's.
  • Announcement: The SSS is Set to Sail

    05/31/2016 4:59:53 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-31-2016 | MOTUS
    NOTE:  As has been my custom for the past two years I will betaking a summer semi-sabbatical (SSS) for the next few months. Butt as the old cowpoke once said…“I don’t know how quit you.”   Accordingly, I’m not shuttering the shop, just cutting back on my hours a bit in order to tend to a myriad of half-done or not yet started projects that tend to build up every year and demand attention by the time summer rolls around. The posts will be shorter, mixed with some open threads and/or re-posts from the MOTUS deep vault of golden oldies. And...
  • Who Are the Real Luddites Around Here?

    05/29/2016 7:09:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-29-2016 | MOTUS
    As we kick off the summer of 2016 the world remains terrorized - by Islamo-fascists, global warmists and now…mosquitos.Islamic fascists live in the firm grasp of a seventh century religious cult even as their beliefs intersect with the modern era, putting the worst of both worlds within their grasp. Or, as George Carlin put it, “ancient hatreds and modern weapons, my kind of show man!” Global warmists, in one of the richest ironies of our time, reject actual scientific methodology in favor of bogus anecdotal data which - as it turns out - isn’t even anecdotal, it’s manufactured. (here, here,...
  • ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 4

    05/28/2016 10:00:07 PM PDT · by HWGruene · 3 replies
    redonkulas channel you tube ^ | 5/28/16 | Terrence Popp
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib_KC6y9fXA&feature=autoshare
  • Getting Tired of All That Hopey Changey Crap? Feel the Bern.

    05/28/2016 6:11:03 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-29-2016 | MOTUS
     Suddenly Bernie wants to keep his opinions to himself? In order to focus on running for President of the United States where, I guess, we are to assume that a candidate’s opinions are irrelevant. Or something: LEÓN KRAUZE, UNIVISION: I am sure that you know about this topic: various leftist governments, especially the populists, are in serious trouble in Latin America. The socialist model in Venezuela has the country near collapse. Argentina, also Brazil, how do you explain that failure?BERNIE SANDERS, DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: You are asking me questions…LEÓN KRAUZE, UNIVISION: I am sure you’re interested in that.BERNIE SANDERS, DEMOCRATIC...
  • Hiroshima: Dude, that was like 71 years ago!

    05/27/2016 6:34:36 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-28-2016 | MOTUS
    Thankfully Barry didn’t quite apologize for dropping the bomb when he went to visit Hiroshima. He did take the opportunity to call for a nuclear-free world though - which is about as realistic as a gun-free America, another of Barry’s pipe dreams (literally).An efficient pipedream delivery systemButt reality has never entered the picture when Barry has a Dream. And a nuclear free world world has been a dream of his ever since he was a young pup and “researched” the topic for his debut journalism thesis at Columbia’s Sundial.  “It’s naïve for us to think…that we can grow our nuclear...
  • “We Are On Correct Path Comrades” – take 3876

    05/26/2016 6:18:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-26-2016 | MOTUS
    The presumed Democrat nominee is clearly a serial liar. Does anyone - other than Trump - care? We know her only opponent was “sick and tired” of hearing about her “damn emails” months ago. Even though she obviously, purposefully and repeatedly broke many State Department rules regarding her email security and private server. And she repeatedly lied about it. So what? What difference at this point does it make?So I’m glad to see we’re all focusing instead on the really big issues like ensuring that possibly gender specific terms that may possibly offend someone be replaced with new, made-up, gender...
  • Milo Yiannopoulos Event Ruined by #BLM at DePaul University In Chicago

    05/25/2016 1:59:43 PM PDT · by Morgana · 23 replies
    TNN Raw News ^ | May 25, 2016 | Tommy Sotomayor
    Milo Yiannopoulos Event Ruined by #BLM (Belligerent Loud Monkeys) at DePaul University In Chicago (warning language) Video only.
  • Life’s Too Short For Fascists

    05/25/2016 6:20:42 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-25-2016 | MOTUS
    It’s a classic example of hell-bound good intentions. I’m not going to go as far as George Carlin butt I will say that this whole mess started when progressives started to idolize children. First we had childproof caps, child restraints, child car seats and helmets for everything. It grew into grief counselors at school – initially on an ad hoc basis to deal with the unexpected death of a schoolmate because their kids parents couldn’t be expected to handle that, due to their own grief. Butt once the school budgets expanded to include full time on-staff counselors it became de rigueur...
  • Chopstick Diplomacy: Parts Unknown

    05/24/2016 5:53:42 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-24-2015 | MOTUS
    Remember the weighty advice Barry had for presumptive Republican presidential candidates a few weeks back? “…the presidency “is not entertainment — this is not a reality show.” Boy, we wish that were so. However, during his recent FEAT (Far East Apology Tour) Barry Obama appeared with Anthony Bourdain for a taping of his show - Parts Unknown, a CNN foodie travelogue. The foodie and the druggie shared a lunch of bún chả and beer; Tony praised Barry’s chopstick skills and picked up the tab. In case you’re not familiar with Tony, he’s the former chain smoking, coke sniffing, heroin addicted...
  • Guns In the News

    05/23/2016 5:18:12 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-22-2016 | MOTUS
    I have an appointment this morning, so here’s today’s topic: Guns.Trumps got ‘em.Hillary wants ‘em: “If she gets to appoint her judges, she will abolish the Second Amendment," Trump told an enthusiastic crowd.” "Unlike Donald Trump, I will not pander to the gun lobby."( she said while pandering to the Trayvon Martin Foundation's Circle of Mothers.)  Barry’s selling ‘em. President Obama on Monday announced the United States was lifting its decades-long embargo on weapons’ sales to Vietnam, an act most political watchers say will fuel an angry reaction from China. Traitor Hanoi Jane is still conflicted.Guns: good for Vietnam, you –...
  • Transvestite Day at My Local Wal Mart??

    05/22/2016 9:20:38 AM PDT · by CaptainPhilFan · 50 replies
    may 22 2016 | an amused, middle-aged woman
    Anyone out shopping yesterday notice more transvestites than usual? In my local WalMart I counted 5 definitely and maybe 7 and no I didn't go into the bathroom. In a good year I'll see maybe .75 total transvestites in this lily-white, upper-crust area Wal Mart in the Capital District of NY. No pictures as I'm awful with my phone/camera and being sneaky. I realize evidence is crucial to the believability of this event and I am sorry, and that's why I'm wondering anyone else saw this. It looked like an organized event, or maybe the bus of a traveling Drag...
  • Humor the Antidepressant: Revenge

    05/22/2016 9:15:39 AM PDT · by SandRat · 1 replies
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Elizabeth Cowan
    Let’s be frank. Human beings are a vengeful lot. They are emotional and strike back in the heat of the moment. Few have learned that “Revenge is a dish best served cold.” Whether we admit it or not, each of us possesses both a light and dark side. But in most cases, one or the other is in control. Very few people find total balance and manage to maintain that balance. Consequently, our lives are a continuous roller coaster ride. Shall we start at the beginning and revisit the famous pastoral couple — Adam and Eve? Since there is no...
  • Idiots & Friends: ‘Yo quiero Taco Bell!’

    05/22/2016 9:11:31 AM PDT · by SandRat · 16 replies
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Christopher Zimmermann
    Comas. Ha ha. There’s a funny topic. In the news recently was the story of a man named Jake Booth, who is a 35-year-old Army veteran living in Florida. He had suffered a heart attack as a result of a bad case of pneumonia and was put into a medically-induced coma. He woke from the coma on April 3, after a full 48 days of lying unconscious in a hospital bed. As he slowly opened his eyes, he saw his closest friends and family members sitting anxiously by his side, waiting for him to speak his first words. You would...