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UK: Weapons Cache, Table Knives, Tweezers and Hammer?
Gun Watch ^ | 28 May, 2016 | Dean Weingarten

Posted on 06/04/2016 6:00:33 AM PDT by marktwain




Here is the headline from the standard.co.uk:

A haul of weapons and more than £30,000 in cash were seized by police in a major drugs bust this morning.

I thought the U.S. was being converted to a bunch of wimps.  This is pathetic.  Any normal 15 year old could come up with better weapons than this collection from the kitchen drawer and utility closet.  A golf club or Cricket bat would be more formidable.

 A tip of the hat to Just an Earth-Bound Misfit, I.

The Metropolitan Police must be hard pressed to justify their jobs.  No wonder the Muslims think that they can easily conquer and convert Europe.

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KEYWORDS: banglist; englishweapons; uk; weaponscache
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1 posted on 06/04/2016 6:00:33 AM PDT by marktwain
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To: marktwain

... Table Knives, Tweezers and Hammer....

Sounds like what Marsellus Wallace first asked for at the end of Pulp Fiction, but wound up on the cutting room floor.


2 posted on 06/04/2016 6:09:56 AM PDT by Sasparilla (Hillary for Prison 2016)
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To: marktwain

They went in fully suited up over a butter knife.


3 posted on 06/04/2016 6:10:25 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: marktwain

I have a bigger “weapons cache” than that in my truck!


4 posted on 06/04/2016 6:20:46 AM PDT by Clay Moore (JRandomFreeper, SWAMPSNIPER RIP)
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To: bgill

No it was the hammer they were worried about.


5 posted on 06/04/2016 6:21:06 AM PDT by riverrunner
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To: marktwain

In their mind, a sternly worded letter is a formidable weapon, so you can see how this ‘weapon cache’ come about.


6 posted on 06/04/2016 6:22:00 AM PDT by Sir Napsalot (qq)
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To: riverrunner

Well, it does appear that it is a fully automatic AK-47/AR-15 assault hammer.


7 posted on 06/04/2016 6:25:19 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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Tweezers. Pointy ones. If the tweezers were zircon encrusted, they probably would have been okay.


8 posted on 06/04/2016 6:25:57 AM PDT by csvset ( Illegitimi non carborundum)
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Niteowl77 and I have two butcher's steels accompanying a kitchen drawer full of cutlery… apparently that would be one hell of a concealed weapons cache by UK standards. How cool is that? Paunchy, pasty, over-the-hill christian white folk as dangerous badasses. Here in the US we're just a bland couple going to seed, but in Britain we'd be practically a Bonnie and Clyde starter set.

And that's not even counting the assault tweezers n77 keeps with her makeup.

Mr. niteowl77

9 posted on 06/04/2016 6:31:21 AM PDT by niteowl77
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To: N. Theknow

“Well, it does appear that it is a fully automatic AK-47/AR-15 assault hammer.”

Wait! I thought it was an infamous Glock hammer.


10 posted on 06/04/2016 6:36:48 AM PDT by vladimir998 (Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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To: marktwain

The UK cops are actually vacationing TSA agents.


11 posted on 06/04/2016 6:42:29 AM PDT by SkyDancer ("They Say That Nobody's Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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To: vladimir998

No doubt the hammer was acquired at a hammer show with no background check.


12 posted on 06/04/2016 6:44:30 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: marktwain

Kitchen drawers everywhere.


13 posted on 06/04/2016 6:57:33 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: marktwain

Gang members pose with weapons cache.

14 posted on 06/04/2016 7:02:21 AM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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To: bgill

An assault butter knife......


15 posted on 06/04/2016 7:03:47 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
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To: marktwain

Seriously, all jokes aside, it is heartbreaking to see how far western civilization has declined.


16 posted on 06/04/2016 7:04:57 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
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To: niteowl77
The Food Network's "Chopped" provides some excellent lessons for budding terrorists. I will only watch the program while ensconced in my Barcalounger safe space.


17 posted on 06/04/2016 7:08:22 AM PDT by moovova
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To: marktwain

I think that’s called a toolbox...


18 posted on 06/04/2016 7:10:33 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (BREAKING.... Vulgarian Resistance begins attack on the GOPe Death Star.....)
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To: marktwain

High capacity assault tweezers.

Dear God in heaven. England really DID give its best and brightest up in two world wars... leaving the addled public education victims in charge.

As Ray Davies sang, “There’s no England now.”


19 posted on 06/04/2016 7:11:59 AM PDT by normbal (normbal. somewhere in socialist occupied America)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

It was only 50-60 years ago that citizens were trusted to buy anti-aircraft guns, anti-tank guns and ammunition through the mail; most states you could buy dynamite for cash over the counter.

That alone shows how much society has fallen in the last 50-60 years of the “progressive” project.


20 posted on 06/04/2016 7:12:58 AM PDT by marktwain
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