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  • Satire | North Korea announces bold new peace plan

    08/16/2015 12:16:54 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 3 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | August 16, 2015 | Dan Miller
    Editor's note: This is a guest post by Kim Wu-hu, the highly respected director of North Korea's Ministry of Everlasting Truth. She is variously believed to be Kim Jong-un's sister or illegitimate daughter.Kim Jong-un (also known as Kim Chi-un), the universally beloved Dear Leader of the Democratic Peoples' Republic of Korea, today announced a bold new plan for peace with the illegitimate regime known as the Republic of Korea. It was met with tremendous joy and relief worldwide. Millions gathered in Pyongyang to celebrate, as even the leader of the rogue regime known as Obama's America held a televised press briefing...
  • Our Next First Lady or Laddy: Choose Wisely Weedhopper

    08/16/2015 7:54:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-17-2015 | MOTUS
    In her recent column S.E. Cupp asks Who Are Trump’s Supporters? She seems to think that the conservative base is “too principled” – and she means that in a pejorative way – to chose the chameleon Trump:The idea that in 2016 these voters would simply turn off their hardwired orthodoxy and support a guy who has voted for Democrats, said "the economy does better under the Democrats," refused to pledge to support the Republican nominee if it's not him, openly defended Planned Parenthood, approved of exceptions to abortion bans, supported a single-payer healthcare system, backed an assault weapons ban and...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    08/16/2015 4:03:06 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 August 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Obama Admin Urges Court to Block Restitution to Terror Victims [semi-satire]

    08/15/2015 12:42:07 PM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Aug 2015 | John Semmens
    Deputy Secretary of State Tony Blinken argued against the imposition of jury-awarded damages to the victims of Palestinian terrorist attacks in 2002-2004. The jury award of more than $200 million in actual damages to ten families with three dozen injured, maimed, or killed is vigorously opposed by the Obama Administration. Despite proclaiming its sympathy for the victims, the Administration seeks to void the damage award because, according to Blinken, “the amount represents a significant share of the Palestinian Authority’s annual budget. The loss of so large an amount would seriously infringe upon the PA’s ability to carry out its functions....
  • Crimes Committed by Illegals “an Acceptable Cost” Says Congressman [semi-satire]

    08/10/2015 9:32:09 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2015 | John Semmens
    Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-Ill) told Spanish channel Telemundo that “we shouldn’t overreact to a little thing like the murder of Kate Steinle” by a criminal illegal alien. Gutierrez advised that “we need to keep things in proper perspective. The thousands of crimes committed by the those who enter this country without permission should be weighed against the benefits to the tens of millions who don’t commit crimes.” “Why should the much larger number of poor and oppressed people seeking refuge in the United States be deported and denied the food, housing, education, and medical care they so desperately need just...
  • [Satire] Carson, BLM Clash on Issues

    08/15/2015 12:28:17 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Aug 2015 | John Semmens
    GOP presidential hopeful Dr. Ben Carson and leaders of the Black Lives Matter movement clashed this week following Carson's assertion that BLM is "creating strife." As Carson sees it, "Blacks have been led down a dead-end road to dependency and murder via abortion by Democrat policies." "The message that Democrats are sending by their support for the welfare state is that Blacks can't make it on their own efforts," Carson argued. "This is ridiculous. Blacks are as capable as whites if they apply their God-given talents to the world around them." The candidate was even more critical of Democrats' unwavering...
  • Court Rejects Challenge to Executive Amnesty [semi-satire]

    08/15/2015 7:08:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Aug 2015 | John Semmens
    The U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia rejected Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio's bid to halt President Obama's executive grant of amnesty to those in the country illegally, calling the Sheriff's reasoning "tenuous" and "unduly speculative." "First, the argument that the grant of amnesty is imposing extra burdens on the Sheriff's office cannot be supported by the facts," Judge Nina Pillard wrote. "The laws against entering this country illegally are federal laws. The federal government has made it clear that it does not intend to enforce these laws. Sheriff Arpaio cannot claim his office is being burdened...
  • Is That Mud I Smell?

    08/15/2015 7:01:33 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-15-2015 | MOTUS
    “I just provided my server to the Justice Department…but here’s what I won’t do. I won’t get down in the mud with them.” Is it possible that the smartest woman in the world was completely baffled by her own email server? Did she just push the “wipe the hard drive clean” button by mistake? Apparently so.Whoops!Nevertheless, she stands defiant. Speaking at a rally at the Iowa State Fairgrounds, with the slight whiff of  cow dung drifting through the air, she joked (“I love my new Snapchat account.Those messages just disappear all by themselves.”), wagged her finger at the Vast...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-14-15 (Hillary's Last Stand in DUmmieland)

    08/14/2015 5:32:21 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 14, 2015 | Dummies & PJ-Comix
    The few, the brave, the.....WAAAAAH! The demoralized. I mean utterly DEMORALIZED. Who? The handful of Hillary supporters left in DUmmieland. Like George A. Custer at the Little Big Horn, their numbers were never great but now they have dwindled down to a pathetic few. Yes, they had a big boost initially from DUmmie Leader Skinner who hyped Hillary bigtime. Of course, it was Clinton Cash that influenced his decision and until recently he was giving pep talks to boost the morale of those few, very few, Clinton supporters in DUmmieland. However, even Skinner now appears to have given up...
  • A sad but funny last request...

    08/14/2015 3:18:06 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 8 replies
    American Irony ^ | 8-14-15 | The Looking Spoon
    # I've got to give credit where it's due, I adapted this from this meme.
  • Hillary Clinton Email Scandal Song

    08/14/2015 1:26:47 PM PDT · by marktwain · 12 replies
    YouTube ^ | 11 March, 2015 | Funnin Gunnin
    This is a parody song about the Hillary Clinton email scandal. It is only one and a half minutes. I thought freepers would enjoy it. I did. Link to YouTube Hillary Clinton Email Scandal SongIt starts with this line: "Goodbye Hillary, Will you ever prove it all that you had your own email, or keep them for yourself?" The keeper line: "It seems to me that you lived your life like a scandal in the wind..."
  • Litany for the conversion of internet thugs

    08/14/2015 11:10:46 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 9 replies
    Fr. Z's Blog ^ | (unknown) | Father Zuhlsdorf
    A work in progress. I am willing to take some intelligent suggestions and additions. Litany for the conversion of internet thugs. (private use only, and when truly irritated, and when the alternative is foul language) Lord, have mercy. Christ, have mercy. Lord, have mercy. Christ, hear us. Christ, graciously hear us. God, the Father of Heaven, have mercy on us. God, the Son, Redeemer of the World, have mercy on us. God, the Holy Ghost, have mercy on us. Holy Trinity, one God, have mercy on us. Lest internet thugs be eternally tormented by all the fiends of hell, convert...
  • Elusive Alchemy

    08/14/2015 6:14:25 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-14-2015 | MOTUS
    As the country remains immersed in The Donald, email servers wiped clean, and Iowa corndogs we take a small break to check in on how the Won’s vacation on the Vineyard is going: Last night we enjoyed dinner at popular downtown restaurant Alchemy* – which may be considered by some to be an ironic statement on the Obama presidency. [*alchemy - a seemingly magical process of transformation, creation, or combination. It was concerned particularly with attempts to convert base metals into gold.] It was a quiet dinner with some of the folks (Eric Holder and his wife, National Security Advisor...
  • TGIF 'toons

    08/14/2015 2:44:32 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 14 August 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Once Again, The Democrats to The Rescue

    08/13/2015 8:58:06 PM PDT · by lbryce · 17 replies
    Google Plus ^ | August 13, 2015 | Iron Mike
  • MADtv Reality Check with Donald Trump

    08/13/2015 8:35:17 AM PDT · by Morgana · 7 replies
    myjunkshared/madtv/YOUTUBE ^ | Uploaded on Mar 9, 2011 | myjunkshared
    MADtv Reality Check with Donald Trump video only on link
  • Ronald Reagan Meets Megyn Kelly

    08/13/2015 8:09:09 AM PDT · by conservatism_IS_compassion · 25 replies
    Remarks at a Republican Campaign Rally in Columbus, Ohio October 19,1988 I'm just going to tell you a little story - I've gotten into the habit lately - some of the fellows with the cameras back there know this - I have started collecting jokes which I can absolutely prove are jokes made up in Russia and are told among the Russian people, usually about their system. And one of them - I'll just tell you one little one here because you've all been so kind about me. This particular joke they tell among themselves is that an American...
  • They Shoot Horses Don’t They?

    08/13/2015 6:31:26 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-13-2015 | MOTUS
    Storyline: Gloria is a young woman of the Depression. She has aged beyond her years and feels her life is hopeless, having been cheated and betrayed many times in her past. While recovering from a suicide attempt, she gets the idea from a movie magazine to head for Hollywood to make it as an actress. Robert is a desperate Hollywood citizen trying to become a director, never doubting that he'll make it. Robert and Gloria meet and decide to enter a dance marathon, one of the crazes of the thirties. The grueling dancing takes its toll on Gloria's already weakened...
  • Klintonerdammerung

    08/12/2015 8:20:00 PM PDT · by bigtoona · 3 replies
    Youtube ^ | August 11, 2015 | Tim Donovan
    Hilarious short vide about the Hildabeast's email server! https://youtu.be/Prls6Iz3B3E
  • Klintonerdämmerung [Satire]

    08/12/2015 8:15:55 PM PDT · by smoothsailing · 4 replies
    You Tube ^ | August 11, 2015
    August 12, 2015Hidden Video of Hillary’s New York Office Surfaces Amid Looming FBI Investigation…. by sundance Click the Pic for Video