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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • "Extremist" Islam is not extreme.

    02/13/2015 10:34:45 AM PST · by DanMiller · 7 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | February 13, 2015 | Dan Miller
    "Extremist" Muslims believe that the Koran and the Hadith must be taken literally and that Sharia law, rather than "man made" law, must control everyone. Secular Muslims seem to disagree or not to be very interested. "Extremist" Roman Catholics believe that birth control, abortion and pre-marital sex are sinful and oppose governmental support for them. Secular Roman Catholics seem to disagree or not to be very interested. "Extremist" Muslims are "literalist," because they believe that the Koran is the word of Allah as faithfully transcribed by Mohamed, his messenger, and that there is no room for interpretation. The many conflicting verses in the Koran present a problem. Rather than explain away inconsistencies in passages...
  • The Latest Stock Market Trigger

    02/13/2015 9:52:28 AM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 5 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | February 13, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Truthiness and Job Rotation in the Political-Media Complex

    02/13/2015 7:58:05 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-13-2015 | MOTUS
    Because his BuzzFeed audition tape was so well received by the critics,H/T GerardBig Guy has decided to go ahead with the job rotation program he’s been contemplating ever since Brian Williams troubles began.So he put down his gun,picked up his pen and signed another executive action authorizing a high level career development job rotation plan. Here are the official “rotators” who are currently under/over utilized in their current job, bored with it, or otherwise planning to spend more time with the family:  John Kerry, Jon Stewart, Eric Holder, David Letterman, Brian Williams, Stephen Colbert and, of course, BO himself.Here are...
  • TGIF Friday Funnies~

    02/13/2015 3:01:37 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 13 February 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • another Brian WIlliams Appearance Uncovered!!

    02/12/2015 6:05:45 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 44 replies
    MeshugeMikey | February 12 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • "Strategic Patience" Evolves: You say ISIS, I say ISIL

    02/12/2015 11:07:01 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-12-2015 | MOTUS
    Well that didn’t last long – our “Strategic Patience” strategy I mean. Now Big Guy wants Congress to give him a  new authorization to use military force. Because he’s demonstrated his ability to handle it so well in the past. The only thing that concerns me is that he can’t seem to decide who or what he wishes to use this new authorization against.I don’t know how you defeat an enemy when you can’t even settle on what to call them. You say ISIS, I say ISIL, lets call the whole thing off:Which would probably be fine with Big Guy...
  • Former Pro-Life Democrat Evolves [semi-satire]

    02/11/2015 6:48:00 PM PST · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    Rep. Tim Ryan (D-Ohio) announced he was switching sides in the pro-life vs. pro-choice debate. The former pro-life Democrat claimed he had an epiphany persuading him that abortion is a woman’s right and that no government had the authority to intervene for any reason. “It is the Congressman’s position that it is not for anyone else to judge whether or when an abortion should or shouldn’t be permitted,” Ryan’s chief of staff Ron Grimes maintained. “And yes, this means up until the moment of birth and for whatever reason the woman finds meaningful, including the sex of the fetus.” Grimes...
  • The Grammys: Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

    02/11/2015 7:36:16 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-11-2015 | MOTUS
    I didn’t intend to file a report on the Grammys this year, butt alas I feel compelled as the politics of race have once again injected themselves into what should have been just another celebrity self-celebratory event. It wasn’t a shut out of black entertainers like the Oscar nominations, butt Beyoncé did not win the album of the year award as Kanye West felt she should have. So he took it upon himself, just as he did when Taylor Swift won instead of BFF Bey in 2009, to take to the stage in order to let the world know that...
  • Midweek Levity

    02/11/2015 3:31:26 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 11 February 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • The People’s War on Mac and Cheese: The Dust Up

    02/10/2015 12:36:53 PM PST · by NOBO2012 · 26 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-10-2015 | MOTUS
    Michelle Obama: “Cheese dust is not food.”Cheese Dust: “Food is not a public trust.” I should warn advise you; now that Groundhog Day is over Lady M will be making appearances for 6 more weeks. Objective: hyping the  5th anniversary of her signature Let’s Move! program. My how time flies! Five whole years of yammering about what to stick in your mouth and how to move your booty telling America how to eat right and exercise. To celebrate, Cooking Light did a special cover story commemorating the anniversary:In the article MO talks about her personal fight against boxed macaroni...
  • AG Nominee Calls Civil Forfeiture “Wonderful Tool” [semi-satire]

    02/10/2015 12:30:49 PM PST · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    President Obama’s nominee for Attorney General Loretta Lynch followed up her stunning defense a president’s “right to summarily execute enemies of the state” with fulsome praise for government’s controversial practice of seizing the property and money of people before they are found guilty of a crime, calling it “a wonderful tool.” “It is difficult to prove someone guilty of a crime under our laws,” Lynch pointed out. “The evidence required is substantial. The ‘beyond reasonable doubt’ standard is daunting. Under Civil Forfeiture, though, there is more leeway. Under this statute, the property or money is accused of illegal actions. Since...
  • Brian Williams' ConFlate Gate Explained By Taiwan Animators

    02/09/2015 1:23:41 PM PST · by Rusty0604 · 10 replies
    Zerohedge ^ | 02/09/2015 | Tyler Durden
    You know you're in trouble when your 'mis-remembering' becomes a meme...
  • IRS Needs 9,000 More Employees to Enforce Obamacare Tax [SATIRE]

    02/09/2015 8:54:32 AM PST · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    President Obama’s $4 trillion budget proposal calls for a $2 billion boost in IRS spending in order to hire 9,000 new employees. The task of these new employees will be to track down persons who have failed to enroll in a health insurance plan and extract monetary penalties from them. “The era of individual choice in healthcare is drawing to a close,” IRS Commissioner John Koskinen declared. “The law requires everyone to purchase a federally approved health insurance policy. Those who think that they know what’s best for themselves are free to do what they want, but they still have...
  • Brian Williams: Exit Stage Left

    02/09/2015 6:35:43 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 28 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-9-2015 | MOTUS
    If it was CBS instead of NBC there would only be 60 Minutes left on the clock ticking down on Brian Williams.So before they select his replacement I thought it might be helpful if we weighed in with our preference for the new face of NBC’s Nightly News. It’s a shame that Joanie Rivers left us so soon, as she would have been my hands down favorite.Instead of thinking what everyone else was saying: how refreshing.So Little Mo and I have rounded up the rest of the usual suspects for your consideration. Please review carefully and then cast your vote(s)...
  • Are Teleprompter Readers Like Brian Williams Obsolete? Or Just Redundant?

    02/08/2015 11:33:26 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 20 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-8-2015 | MOTUS
    Brian Williams is taking a sabbatical until he’s no longer the laughing stock of the internet - this is HUGE! I can tell because even Maureen Dowd can’t seem to find the humor in it. It’s as if she senses something more existential (yes, I said it) is at stake here. It may be starting to dawn on her that the broadcast (and print) journalism franchise is flailing. Like Radio Shack, who continued to hang around providing inferior product and service long after they had lost sight of their objective.Here’s MoDo’s take on the situation: Although Williams’s determination to...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    02/08/2015 6:33:57 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 08 February 2015 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Stravinsky, Dali and the revolution of imagination

    02/07/2015 12:27:40 PM PST · by Reverend Saltine · 42 replies
    Jon Rappoport's Blog ^ | February 7, 2015 | Jon Rappoport
    by Jon Rappoport February 7, 2015 http://www.nomorefakenews.com On May 29, 1913, in the Theatre des Champs-Elysees in Paris, a riot broke out. After the curtain went up on the premiere of The Rite of Spring, it took only a few minutes for the tumult to begin. Boos, hisses, catcalls, people throwing objects at the stage... The roar of the crowd quickly became so loud, the dancers lost their cues. And the music. It was a whisper, a pounding scream, sheets of brass, harsh relentless rhythms breaking against one another, cliffs suddenly colliding and collapsing in the air. The police arrived...
  • Obama's Wheel Of Fortune!

    02/07/2015 12:10:17 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 9 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | February 7, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
  • Congressman Says Media Not Pushing Amnesty Hard Enough [satire]

    02/07/2015 9:11:29 AM PST · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 Feb 2015 | John Semmens
    Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) castigated the media for its “lackadaisical support of the President’s innovative solution to this chronic problem.” As Gutierrez sees it, “the vilification of amnesty opponents and the glorification of illegal immigrants the media have been doing is too mild. They still go through the motions of pretending that there is another side to this issue rather than accepting that the President has laid down a new law.” The Congressman warned that “President Obama may have to institute strict controls over what is reported if the media doesn’t fall in line. Their job is to help the...
  • Obama's Strategy: From "Don't Do Stupid S*&t" to "Don't Do Anything"

    02/07/2015 8:31:00 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-7-2015 | MOTUS
    Relax America, we now have an official national security strategy. President Obama delivered a long-overdue national security strategy document to Congress Friday, emphasizing diplomacy over military power and warning against American over-reach in world affairs. The 35-page policy document released yesterday tweaks our previous strategy of Leading From Behind® (LFB). You may recall that the primary tactic of that successful strategy was “don’t do stupid stuff.” As that proved inordinately more difficult to implement than we had HOPE-d, we’ve augmented it – with our new strategy of “don’t do anything.” It’s an extension of our popular “wait and see” attitude...