Posted on 02/11/2015 6:48:00 PM PST by John Semmens
Rep. Tim Ryan (D-Ohio) announced he was switching sides in the pro-life vs. pro-choice debate. The former pro-life Democrat claimed he had an epiphany persuading him that abortion is a womans right and that no government had the authority to intervene for any reason.
It is the Congressmans position that it is not for anyone else to judge whether or when an abortion should or shouldnt be permitted, Ryans chief of staff Ron Grimes maintained. And yes, this means up until the moment of birth and for whatever reason the woman finds meaningful, including the sex of the fetus.
Grimes rebuffed an abortion survivors argument against the Congressmans new position as irrelevant. Her existence is a fluke. She shouldnt even be here haranguing the Congressman for exercising his judgment on this human rights issue. The Congressman finds this sort of emotional appeal outrageous and offensive. He has no time to listen to it.
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Evening, John. Sometimes your posts require heuristic examination to tell if they’re actually satire or not.
Any voter who ever believed that there is such a thing as a pro-life Democrat is too stupid to live.
Dennis Kucinich had the same exact epiphany.
I’m serious.
Congratulations! And keep it up!
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