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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Matt Walsh Deserves Black Thanksgiving

    11/17/2014 4:04:01 AM PST · by lifeofgrace · 21 replies
    Charting Course ^ | 11/15/2014 | Steve Berman
    Matt Walsh takes on Thanksgiving.  Thanksgiving 1, Matt 0.  Here’s the play by play. Matt says that stores like Macy’s, J.C. Penney, Best Buy, Kohl’s, Sears and Target (he calls them godless, anti-American) have ruined Thanksgiving by moving their opening times to Thursday afternoon versus the traditional Black Friday midnight madness.  He further sins by mistaking J.C. Penney as J.C. Penny’s, only proving further that in the halls of retail Valhalla, Matt really belongs in Helheim.  The man obviously doesn’t know his cufflinks from his garters. He reserves his special venom for Kmart (who owns Sears), which will keep its...
  • Liars

    11/17/2014 4:01:05 AM PST · by lifeofgrace · 5 replies
    Charting Course ^ | 11/15/2014 | Steve Berman
    Ever tell a lie?  I mean a little white lie, like telling someone they look fantastic in an outfit you wouldn’t use to cover your dog’s behind?  Sure you have.  In fact, there may be no proper way to answer a woman’s query “do I look fat in this?” without lying*.  I think this is the entire reason the Apostle Paul never married. My preschoolers will lie their little innocent heads off to avoid punishment.  They will lie about putting their fingers in the cake frosting while sucking the frosting off their fingers. Do you think you’re a basically truthful...
  • The Obama Consitution. {Parody-Satire}

    11/16/2014 1:19:02 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 20 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | November 16, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
  • [satire] Pelosi Claims Voters Distracted by Irrelevancies

    11/16/2014 8:35:30 AM PST · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) adamantly denied that the trouncing her Democratic Party took at the polls last week constitutes a mandate for a different direction for government. “The problem is that our Party’s underlying message was drowned out by incessant GOP hammering on irrelevant crises and scandals,” she contended. “All the stories about ISIS beheadings, Ebola outbreaks, the flood of immigrants, IRS abuses, NSA spying, government waste and corruption masked the critical point that the Democratic Party is the Party of free stuff. Voters inundated by fears that their lives might be in danger, that their government might...
  • Post-Obamacare Syndrome (POS) Gruber Therapy®

    11/16/2014 6:39:56 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-16-2014 | MOTUS
    The list of people who have been “Grubered” is growing by the hour.The Wise Cockatoo, with his little peacock.The list - which started with the stupid American people – soon included stupid journalists who were mis-misinformed about the math, and then stupid politicians like Max Baucus, Harry Reid and  Nancy Pelosi. And then yesterday Big Guy himself added his name to the list of the “grubered” when he said he was shocked about the controversy involving “some advisor, not even on staff” and claimed again that ObamaCare was 110% transparent.Alas, as Clarice points out, Jonny was not as insignificant as...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    11/16/2014 5:10:17 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Hitler Finds Out About Field Marshal Gruber's Loose Lips (Video)

    11/15/2014 11:59:01 PM PST · by Cincinatus' Wife · 18 replies
    Breitbart "The Conversation" ^ | November 15, 2014 | Debra Heine
    Courtesy of Michelle Obama's Mirror, Der Fuhrer is not pleased to find out Field Marshal Gruber has spilled the beans on the ObamaCare deceptions and called the American people stupid. "That pointy headed twit! I knew he couldn't keep his mouth shut!" Hitler roars. Enjoy
  • Michael Savage Classics: Non-nudist homosexuals getting fed up with nudist homosexuals in S.F.

    11/15/2014 9:22:35 PM PST · by Adam Taxin · 4 replies
    The Savage Nation ^ | Michael Savage
    The title says it all. About "liberalism is a mental disorder" in San Francisco's Castro District From "The Savage Nation" (Monday, November 20, 2012 edition) Quite amusing, worth a listen...
  • Eraly Dem Front runner for 2016 [Satirical Parody]

    11/15/2014 11:08:36 AM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 6 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | November 15, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
    Hanks a bit shy about his skills and leadership potential and thus has not announced yet...so i thought I;d give em a hand.....
  • Gruber Apologizes for “Indelicate Phrasing” [satire]

    11/15/2014 9:47:50 AM PST · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire | 14 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    MIT professor Jonathan Gruber, the boastful architect of Obamacare, apologized for what he termed “my indelicate phrasing in defense of the Affordable Care Act. I should never have publicly called American voters ‘stupid.’ I sincerely regret that I have been caught on tape using this kind of language.” “However, this does not mean that the underlying concept behind this legislation was incorrect,” Gruber insisted. “The fact of the matter is that the average American isn’t fit to decide whether he needs health insurance or to choose a plan that is adequate for the collective well-being of society. Individuals left to...
  • ANOTHER "Gruber" Video: Hitler Finds Out Field Marshal Gruber Spilled the Beans

    11/15/2014 7:30:47 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 35 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-15-2014 | MOTUS
    Is there anything better than liberal arrogance flaunted so proudly it bites you in the butt? I think not.ObamaCare for Dummies, by DummiesSo I hope Jonathan Gruber thoroughly enjoyed shooting his mouth off on camera over and over, in that self-aggrandizing way only our big brained betters have. Because I know we sure as heck are. I must say, it’s quite refreshing to see this sort of accidental transparency reveal one of the NeoComs™ basic organizing principles: the ends justify the means.And has anyone else noticed that the bolder they get, the more totalitarian they sound? So when Sowsear1 pointed...
  • ENOUGH ALREADY: Deport Kardashians to Armenia

    11/15/2014 4:19:38 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 33 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    Today I'm reading the Saturday New York Post, and there's still a front-page story on KK's booty exposure -days after the repellant publicity stunt- THEN the next 'big' story is what her sister thinks of what she did: 'If you've got it, flaunt it', says Kourtney... Yes, it's difficult for even the most fervent First Amendment advocate not to feel the need to deport the all the Kardashians and scrape American media clean of any reference to 'news' regarding these people, which was never anything more than chewing gum for the mind anyway... the flavor is gone in 30 seconds, then on to...
  • This..Just In...from Ferguson [Satirical Parody]

    11/14/2014 5:01:47 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 116 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | November 14, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
  • Democrats Disagree over Executive Order for Amnesty [satire]

    11/14/2014 3:42:12 PM PST · by John Semmens · 23 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) is crosswise with President Obama over the proper sequence of events regarding amnesty for illegal immigrants. “I have implored the President to forestall taking any executive action to legalize these undocumented residents until after we get Republican cooperation on next year's budget,” Reid said. “My advice has been to get the money first. Then he can do whatever he wants on amnesty. There'd be no way the GOP could stop him.” Reid complained that “all my sensible arguments seem to be falling on deaf ears. The President says he doesn't need Congress to...
  • Obamacare: Brought to you by Forrest Gruber (6 images)

    11/14/2014 10:31:07 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 11 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-14-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Big thanks to fellow Freeper killermosquito for the idea
  • Exactly who is Field Marshal Gruber calling stupid?

    11/14/2014 7:18:36 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-14-2014 | MOTUS
    Ordinarily a big brained college professor telling us that we are stupid wouldn’t be particularly newsworthy. “This bill was written in a tortured way to make sure the CBO did not score the mandate as taxes,” said Gruber. “Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage. Call it the stupidity of the America voter, or whatever.” Butt when the big brain is Herr Jonathan Guber, MIT Professor of Economics1 and Field Marshal of Big Guy’s Operation Obamacare assault on our formerly great American health care system – and by doing so reveal the fundamental fraud at the heart of that...
  • TGIF Toons

    11/14/2014 3:25:52 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 14 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • When Obamacare meets "classic" SNL...

    11/13/2014 9:53:39 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-13-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Here's Jim Gruber, the architect of Obamacare who admitted that lying, as well as counting on the stupidity of American voters liberals, was essential to passing the bill.Thanks to GraceG for suggesting the mashup with SNL's MacGruber...
  • A Magic–O Mystery Tour

    11/13/2014 6:20:12 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-13-2014 | MOTUS
    Now that he has moved on to Burma shall we discuss Big Guy’s triumphant Chinese trip? How can I call it “triumphant” you ask? Bo in Burma: give that boy a cup of hot cocoa and we’ve got our next pajama boyWell, wouldn’t you consider it a triumph when you’ve finally accomplished your prime objective of fundamentally transforming America? You may recall that Barry has always ascribed to the theory that America is too powerful, too assertive and too advantaged by it’s military capabilities and economic might. So when the handiwork of his past 6 years - overseeing the decline in...
  • Funny cartoon about burglary

    11/12/2014 6:01:41 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 14 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-12-14 | The Looking Spoon
    The way the cartoonist drew the smile on the husband is priceless...