Free Republic 2nd Qtr 2024 Fundraising Target: $81,000 Receipts & Pledges to-date: $15,231
18%  
Woo hoo!! And we're now over 18%!! Thank you all very much!! God bless.

Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

Brevity: Headers | « Text »
  • ANOTHER "Gruber" Video: Hitler Finds Out Field Marshal Gruber Spilled the Beans

    11/15/2014 7:30:47 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 35 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-15-2014 | MOTUS
    Is there anything better than liberal arrogance flaunted so proudly it bites you in the butt? I think not.ObamaCare for Dummies, by DummiesSo I hope Jonathan Gruber thoroughly enjoyed shooting his mouth off on camera over and over, in that self-aggrandizing way only our big brained betters have. Because I know we sure as heck are. I must say, it’s quite refreshing to see this sort of accidental transparency reveal one of the NeoComs™ basic organizing principles: the ends justify the means.And has anyone else noticed that the bolder they get, the more totalitarian they sound? So when Sowsear1 pointed...
  • ENOUGH ALREADY: Deport Kardashians to Armenia

    11/15/2014 4:19:38 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 33 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    Today I'm reading the Saturday New York Post, and there's still a front-page story on KK's booty exposure -days after the repellant publicity stunt- THEN the next 'big' story is what her sister thinks of what she did: 'If you've got it, flaunt it', says Kourtney... Yes, it's difficult for even the most fervent First Amendment advocate not to feel the need to deport the all the Kardashians and scrape American media clean of any reference to 'news' regarding these people, which was never anything more than chewing gum for the mind anyway... the flavor is gone in 30 seconds, then on to...
  • This..Just In...from Ferguson [Satirical Parody]

    11/14/2014 5:01:47 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 116 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | November 14, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
  • Democrats Disagree over Executive Order for Amnesty [satire]

    11/14/2014 3:42:12 PM PST · by John Semmens · 23 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Nov 2014 | John Semmens
    Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) is crosswise with President Obama over the proper sequence of events regarding amnesty for illegal immigrants. “I have implored the President to forestall taking any executive action to legalize these undocumented residents until after we get Republican cooperation on next year's budget,” Reid said. “My advice has been to get the money first. Then he can do whatever he wants on amnesty. There'd be no way the GOP could stop him.” Reid complained that “all my sensible arguments seem to be falling on deaf ears. The President says he doesn't need Congress to...
  • Obamacare: Brought to you by Forrest Gruber (6 images)

    11/14/2014 10:31:07 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 11 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-14-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Big thanks to fellow Freeper killermosquito for the idea
  • Exactly who is Field Marshal Gruber calling stupid?

    11/14/2014 7:18:36 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-14-2014 | MOTUS
    Ordinarily a big brained college professor telling us that we are stupid wouldn’t be particularly newsworthy. “This bill was written in a tortured way to make sure the CBO did not score the mandate as taxes,” said Gruber. “Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage. Call it the stupidity of the America voter, or whatever.” Butt when the big brain is Herr Jonathan Guber, MIT Professor of Economics1 and Field Marshal of Big Guy’s Operation Obamacare assault on our formerly great American health care system – and by doing so reveal the fundamental fraud at the heart of that...
  • TGIF Toons

    11/14/2014 3:25:52 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 14 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • When Obamacare meets "classic" SNL...

    11/13/2014 9:53:39 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-13-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Here's Jim Gruber, the architect of Obamacare who admitted that lying, as well as counting on the stupidity of American voters liberals, was essential to passing the bill.Thanks to GraceG for suggesting the mashup with SNL's MacGruber...
  • A Magic–O Mystery Tour

    11/13/2014 6:20:12 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-13-2014 | MOTUS
    Now that he has moved on to Burma shall we discuss Big Guy’s triumphant Chinese trip? How can I call it “triumphant” you ask? Bo in Burma: give that boy a cup of hot cocoa and we’ve got our next pajama boyWell, wouldn’t you consider it a triumph when you’ve finally accomplished your prime objective of fundamentally transforming America? You may recall that Barry has always ascribed to the theory that America is too powerful, too assertive and too advantaged by it’s military capabilities and economic might. So when the handiwork of his past 6 years - overseeing the decline in...
  • Funny cartoon about burglary

    11/12/2014 6:01:41 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 14 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-12-14 | The Looking Spoon
    The way the cartoonist drew the smile on the husband is priceless...
  • The Michael Jordan of Presidents…

    11/12/2014 5:31:14 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 6 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-12-14 | The Looking Spoon
    When someone is so good at something that they're in another universe much less another league they're considered the Michael Jordan of that particular thing...I thought this application of it worked well :-)
  • Rules are for nice little people; I learned that on the playground.

    11/12/2014 6:20:59 AM PST · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-12=2014 | MOTUS
    Why, you ask, is Lady M doing promos with Penguins?Simple; after a brutal round of campaigning for losers in the midterms she felt the need to get her mojo back. So she put on her big girl dress,and threw her multiple assets into her good works programs for the week:First she honored art teachers for after school programs where kids can learn things like animation, then she appeared with Doc McStuffins, a Disney character of color who takes care of a batch of stuffed animals.Then she appeared at a Joining Forces seminar to address women veterans transitioning to civilian life:If...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    11/12/2014 3:41:58 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 12 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Ten Hours of Princess Leia Walking in NYC [satire of Shoshana Roberts video]

    11/11/2014 5:29:19 PM PST · by grundle · 18 replies
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCDYSJwwE4
  • Hitler Learns About the Midterm Election

    11/11/2014 1:49:51 PM PST · by Zakeet · 31 replies
    YouTube ^ | November 10, 2014
    Der Furher found out what happened ... and was not amused
  • City Seizes Art Studio [satire]

    11/11/2014 8:29:47 AM PST · by John Semmens · 65 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Oct 2014 | John Semmens
    The Philadelphia Redevelopment Authority (PRA) has received court approval of its seizure of the art studio of James Dupree. It plans to bulldoze it and sell the land to a private grocery chain. Despite renovating a dilapidated warehouse and converting it into an attractive and bustling center for artistic expression, Dupree’s property rights are being sacrificed to the PRA’s vision of what the City needs. “It’s a question of whether the rights of the collective community should take precedence over the rights of a single individual,” PRA Executive Director Ed Covington explained. “Far more people will eat the food sold...
  • Happy Veterans Day: 2014

    11/11/2014 6:05:14 AM PST · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-11-2014 | MOTUS
    There are scant words to adequately acknowledge the men and women who have served our country, especially in times of war, so let me simply say thank you.Of course, our FLOTUS has always been able to find unique ways to express her sentiments such as this memorable 2009 ensemble:Concept: military style coat and bootsReality: Smurf style coat with Paddington Bear mukluks Please find your own unique way to honor our courageous veteran’s today. It need not be flashy.  (Veteran’s Day: Remembering Why We Fight) Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 
  • When Napoleon Met His Waterloo!

    11/11/2014 3:02:20 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 17 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 11 November 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    This is kinda interesting, seeing the English repel repeated assaults,  then the Prussians came-in from the east and hit the French flank: 'Every puppy has his day, everybody has to pay...' (click pic to play Stonewall Jackson) BritishBattles.com   Reddit   YouTube
  • The cause of the virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered...

    11/10/2014 4:56:59 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 21 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-10-14 | The Looking Spoon
    From The Independent A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in the US. Here's the virus at 10000x magnificationAnd here is the astounding result of it being grown in a Petri dish... :-D
  • Went to a rodeo last weekend and this image popped into my head...

    11/10/2014 3:15:13 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 33 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-10-14 | The Looking Spoon
    I kind of like how it turned out..