Rules are for nice little people; I learned that on the playground.

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-12=2014 | MOTUS

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Why, you ask, is Lady M doing promos with Penguins?

Simple; after a brutal round of campaigning for losers in the midterms she felt the need to get her mojo back. So she put on her big girl dress,

and threw her multiple assets into her good works programs for the week:

First she honored art teachers for after school programs where kids can learn things like animation, then she appeared with Doc McStuffins, a Disney character of color who takes care of a batch of stuffed animals.

Then she appeared at a Joining Forces seminar to address women veterans transitioning to civilian life:

If she didn’t really look all that happy to be there, there was a reason.

If you check out the picture closely, you see the problem: empty seats!

At a Lady M event?!? That’s never happened to Lady M before. She blames Obama, too.

So until further notice MO will participate exclusively in events sponsored by Disney and DreamWorks featuring cute animated characters:

Actually, that might not be a bad rule for Big Guy to adhere to as well; he might even learn a thing or two about how the world really works.

Maybe he could even launch a post-presidential career by appearing in films and licensing action figures of himself: now available with your Big Obama “happy meal” – an authentic Obama action figure!

Want fries with that, little guy?

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror